cyberskydive 0 #1 March 20, 2001 that when she went to hop in the bathtub the water jumped out and said,"I'll wait"- hahahahaok not that I have your undivided attention or anything but......just thought this would make a good poll. What icon(s) would you like to see Beer Pie canopy dude(ette) Freeflier(s) (?) way RW A Rig All of the above None of the above, (post it if you want) Did I say beer? Hope everyone had an awesome weekend!D.Chisolm C-28534webmaster@sunraydesigns.comhttp://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #2 March 20, 2001 Your mama's so fat:When she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!Her cereal bowl has a lifeguard!She jumped in the air and got stuck!She broke her leg and gravy spilled out!It took two busses and a train to get on her good side!She puts her belt on with a boomarang!I had to roll over twice to get off her!I can slap a thigh and ride the wave in!When she goes to the beach, Greenpeace tries to roll her into the water!When she hauls ass she has to make two trips!Her blood type is Ragu!Your mama is so ugly:She looked out of a window and got arrested for mooning!Had to tie a bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her!She jumped in the bath tub and the water jumped out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ColdDuck 0 #3 March 22, 2001 Oh Yeah Your mamas been hit more times than a punching bagShe has more miles than a old model T Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #4 March 1, 2004 QuoteOh Yeah Your mamas been hit more times than a punching bag She has more miles than a old model T bump yo mama's teeth so yellow, when that bitch yawns, traffic slows down. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3ringheathen 0 #5 March 1, 2004 Your mommas so fat that she has smaller fat people orbitting around her. -Josh If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive. -Me* *Ron has accused me of plagiarizing this quote. He attributes it to Douglas Adams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #6 March 1, 2004 Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator. Yo mama's so fat, her high school photo was an AERIAL photograph. Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #7 March 1, 2004 Your momma's so fat, she skydives with a termite tent for a parachute. She's so fat, two Super Otters carry her to altitude on a steel cable between 'em. Your momma's so fat, the fire department has her sit on the curb when someone threatens to jump off a ledge. Your momma's so fat, people have drowned in her. Your momma's so fat, she thought she had hemhorroids, but it was just a chair stuck in the folds of her ass causin' the pain.-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #8 March 1, 2004 in the interests of saving some time.... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=461336#461336 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=14697#14697 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=232821#232821____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #9 March 1, 2004 She got arrested for having 50 pounds of crack. She sweats grease.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #10 March 1, 2004 Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund!! Yo mama's so skinny, she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #11 March 1, 2004 Yo mama so fat when she wore a Malcome X shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her! I vote all of the above for icons.-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #12 March 1, 2004 Your mamma is so fat when she dances she makes the band skip..... Dude, you stoll my old avatar! Ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #13 March 1, 2004 your mama is so fat... when she backs up, she beeps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #14 March 1, 2004 Your Mama's so fat: Smaller women walk around her for exercise. When she moves she effects the tides. NASA is planning a trip to the dark side of her ass. The humpback whale at the zoo saw her and went "Damn!!!! Thats a big bitch" Your Mama is so ugly, that if bricks were made of ugly..Your Mama would have her own projects. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #15 March 1, 2004 Your mama is so fat... when she goes to the zoo.... the elephants throw her peanuts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #16 March 1, 2004 Yo momma so fat, when she goes outside she eclipses the sun!-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #17 March 1, 2004 Yo mammas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #18 March 1, 2004 Your mommas so fat when she sits in the tub the water in the toilet rises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colintri 0 #19 March 1, 2004 My personal fav: Your momma's so fat, when God was creating light, God told her to move the fuck out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #20 March 1, 2004 Her idea of a good time is to go downtown and burn out all the escalators! She doesn't go to the dropzone, she IS the dropzone! I tried to leave her house, but I couldn't escape her gravitational field! mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 March 1, 2004 QuoteThe humpback whale at the zoo saw her and went "Damn!!!! Thats a big bitch" BWAAAAAAAAHAhahahahaha! Oh I like that one. You mamma so fat - She starred in Ghost Busters 1! You mamma so fat - they still lookin for the last guy that tried!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stuffit 0 #22 March 1, 2004 Yo mommas so poor , i stepped on a cigarette in front of her house and she ran out and said "who turned of the heat" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #23 March 1, 2004 Your Momma's so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #24 March 1, 2004 QuoteYo mommas so poor , i stepped on a cigarette in front of her house and she ran out and said "who turned of the heat" Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a box down the street, I said "What you doing?" She said "Moving" Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stuffit 0 #25 March 1, 2004 Yo mommas so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
