Unstable 9 #1 February 27, 2004 GOLF------- I try to play it and hit the ball sideways or miss the ball compleatly......Stupid Golf Talk and funny clothes...... However, I will give it credit - It give some Excellent alternate landing areas.....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andybr6 0 #2 February 27, 2004 As Mark Twain said "Golf is a good walk spoiled" and i am in complete agreement. ------------------------------------------------ "All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #3 February 27, 2004 HAAA!!! Golfers today can't even walk from hole to hole without loading their stuff on a buggy and driving over. Lazy Golfers........=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #4 February 27, 2004 Golf is best play with a 6-pack of good beer and no scorecard!------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #5 February 27, 2004 Agreed - No scorecard........=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #6 February 27, 2004 *scratches head* am i on the right website? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #7 February 27, 2004 Quoteam i on the right website? You never can tell with Talkback..=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raefordite 0 #8 February 27, 2004 QuoteAgreed - No scorecard........ I keep score. I don't even cheat. I just stick with my rule of a maximum 10 points per hole! That way any score under 180 is a good day. Besides, the better you are at the sport, the less you get to hit the ball. So the expert swings 65 times and I get over double that! Looks like I get more for my money. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #9 February 27, 2004 QuoteIt give some Excellent alternate landing areas..... My first true out landing was on a golf course. Nice soft landing area, plenty of room, pleasant walk back... I worked at a golf course one summer. I used to sit outside on my breaks, and laugh at the golfers. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #10 February 27, 2004 Quote GOLF------- I try to play it and hit the ball sideways or miss the ball compleatly......Stupid Golf Talk and funny clothes...... However, I will give it credit - It give some Excellent alternate landing areas..... What about speed golf? You have two clubs - a driver and a putter and run like a mother. Fastest time combined with best score wins. JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #11 February 27, 2004 golf? as long i have sex and i'm able to skydive i won't take it up The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #12 February 27, 2004 The game is ok. I just look forward to teeing off and knocking the shit out of the ball and hearing that piiiinnnng sound that comes with a good hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #13 February 27, 2004 Way too violent for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gary350 0 #14 February 27, 2004 QuoteWay too violent for me. Funny. And then there's all the swearing. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #15 February 27, 2004 Golf is where we turn people who shouldn't skydive. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raefordite 0 #16 February 28, 2004 QuoteGolf is where we turn people who shouldn't skydive. Funny you should type that! When I had about 6 months of golf practice under my belt, my boyfriend (golf pro & multi-thousand jump skydiver) & I went golfing. I got so frustrated at one point he took me by the shoulders and looked me square in the eyes. "Stick to skydiving, you're better at it." was his advise. At the time, I had about 15 jumps. Didn't say a lot about my golfing, but I never looked back in going forward with my skydiving! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #17 February 28, 2004 And all along I thought GOLF stands for: Go, Open, Land FlaringY yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #18 February 28, 2004 How about shuffle board rather than golf? The stick and pucks are a lot lighter, court fee can't cost to much, and you get to make new friends with the same people every time you play with themR.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
