lawrocket 3 #1 February 27, 2004 On comments of the good peaceful jeffrey in the "meat" thread, I've started to think about how many things humans aren't suppoed to do that other animals don't get bitched out for doing. 1) Eat meat (thanks, jeffrey for your analysis that lions don't get bitched out for preying on the slowest impala). Are we the only omnivore that shouldn't? Nobody tells the bears that they should eat berries when the salmon are spawning. 2) Peeing outdoors. I'm not talking about the cities or towns, but even on a place like Camp Pendleton, God help you if you are caught using a treeline as opposed to the porta potties. Rats and coyotes can pee there. Why not us? 3) Build small dams. I remember the thing about the beaver that built a dam on a guy's property in Michigan. "DA MAN" thought the guy did it and objected. It was no issue when the beaver did it. Why? 4) Fight. Dogs fight. Elk fight. Rams fight. Bears fight. Chickens fight. People better not. (Not that I'm advocating dog fights. Or Cock Fights - although the thought of two entrees going at it to see who will be dinner is making me hungry). 5) Go into nature preserves. I'm an animal. Why can't I walk over to the natural area to retrieve my golf ball that I sliced into it? What are some other things that other animals can do that human animals are not supposed to do? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
storm1977 0 #2 February 27, 2004 Animals can pretty much pluke who ever they want!!! ----------------------------------------------------- Sometimes it is more important to protect LIFE than Liberty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #3 February 27, 2004 Quote 3) Build small dams. I remember the thing about the beaver that built a dam on a guy's property in Michigan. "DA MAN" thought the guy did it and objected. It was no issue when the beaver did it. Why? Funny Story too. Quote 4) Fight. Dogs fight. Elk fight. Rams fight. Bears fight. Chickens fight. People better not. (Not that I'm advocating dog fights. Or Cock Fights - although the thought of two entrees going at it to see who will be dinner is making me hungry). Here is another question - If it is illegal to fight, but ok if animals do, why is it illegal for animals to fight for profit, but ok For us to?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 February 27, 2004 Certain social taboos. You hanging out with some friends, there is a girl out there dancing by herself, totally drunk, before 9:00... obviously in heat. In the animal kingdom, they just walk up to the other party and have at it, regardless of who is watching or if it is considered a public place. Some businesses sell beds and are still very sticky on this "no sex in the showroom policy". Not only that, but the Rooms-To-Go people were rude about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #5 February 27, 2004 QuoteNot only that, but the Rooms-To-Go people were rude about it. Yeah my wife and I had the same problem at the Origianl Mattress Factory. I can test drive a car, but not a mattress? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 February 27, 2004 Quote QuoteNot only that, but the Rooms-To-Go people were rude about it. Yeah my wife and I had the same problem at the Origianl Mattress Factory. I can test drive a car, but not a mattress? I agree. However, I admit that I pushed the limits of decorum at the China Buffet. Comfy booths, but I think the tables should be higher if they expect me to bring my g/f back there. That banging noise is too distracting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #7 February 27, 2004 Licking your balls...dogs do it, we can't...even if you could reach you'd be locked up. Walking up to a unknown cute female and humping her leg...JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #8 February 27, 2004 Quote Here is another question - If it is illegal to fight, but ok if animals do, why is it illegal for animals to fight for profit, but ok For us to? Because animals can't give consent. Can 10 year old humans fight for profit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #9 February 27, 2004 Certain social taboos. You hanging out with some friends, there is a girl out there dancing by herself, totally drunk, before 9:00... obviously in heat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry to tell you this, but women do not have a 'heat cycle' (otherwise known as 'estrus). There are times when we are hornier than usual, but homosapiens are one of two species that have sex for fun, not procreation. I can't remember the other one...anyone that knows this gets 10 pts. 10 pts towards what I don't know. So if you jump or hump that girl in public and claim she was in 'heat'...it won't fly after she sobers up. Sorry..(really)...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflybella 0 #10 February 27, 2004 This thread is only (mildly) relevant if you truly believe man and animals are equal. Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 February 27, 2004 QuoteSorry to tell you this, but women do not have a 'heat cycle' (otherwise known as 'estrus). There are times when we are hornier than usual Sure, your family cat goes into heat, and rarely laughs. Few family cats understand satire either. I was referring to the "emotional" level, not the "biological" estrus. I was referring to those subtle verbal/non-verbal cues that women give off. Examples such as taking off their shirt and twirling it around their head or yelling "I am sooo drunk" or "Hey, I SAID I am sooo drunk". Most of the married guys can tell when their wife is ovulating by that little affectionate cuddle they get. A kitten rubs up against you leg and walks around you for attention. When the leetle woman snuggles up under your arm and smiles up at you for no apparent reason, it's spankin' time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timbo68 0 #12 February 27, 2004 QuoteSorry to tell you this, but women do not have a 'heat cycle' (otherwise known as 'estrus). There are times when we are hornier than usual, but homosapiens are one of two species that have sex for fun, not procreation. I can't remember the other one...anyone that knows this gets 10 pts. 10 pts towards what I don't know Dolphins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 February 27, 2004 QuoteLicking your balls...dogs do it, we can't...even if you could reach you'd be locked up. Dogs lick their balls and you can't? Perhaps this is an issue that you and the dog should discuss privately. I recommend petting him first. He might just bite your face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 February 27, 2004 QuoteThis thread is only (mildly) relevant if you truly believe man and animals are equal. Men and animals are equal according to some women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #15 February 27, 2004 They don't have to pay taxes. Also, they can hump any woman they want, and look at her husband while they're doing it... "Yeah, what're you gonna do about it chump?!?!?" Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #16 February 27, 2004 Examples such as taking off their shirt and twirling it around their head or yelling "I am sooo drunk" or "Hey, I SAID I am sooo drunk". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hmm..the first example would be 'horny' and the second would be 'horny accelerated by booze'. Funny as hell though And ten points for Timbo! I think its dolphins too. They resemble horny people when they stick their heads out of the water, do that little 'back that thang up' while yelling "aaaakakakakaka AAk!' (I guess thats sexy to other dolphins)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #17 February 27, 2004 QuoteLicking your balls...dogs do it, we can't...even if you could reach you'd be locked up. Walking up to a unknown cute female and humping her leg... Sniffing butts, same sex or different sex. I don't know of any humans that could get away with that. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #18 February 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteLicking your balls...dogs do it, we can't...even if you could reach you'd be locked up. Dogs lick their balls and you can't? Perhaps this is an issue that you and the dog should discuss privately. I recommend petting him first. He might just bite your face. I am reminded of the story of the man's friend being over and seeing the dog lick his balls he says,"I wish I could do that." His friend replys,"Go ahead, he'll let you." "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gary350 0 #19 February 27, 2004 Two guys walking down the street come across a dog licking his balls. One guy says to the other, "Man, wish I could do that!" Other guy says, "You probably can - just better pet him first." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,095 #20 February 27, 2004 QuoteCertain social taboos. You hanging out with some friends, there is a girl out there dancing by herself, totally drunk, before 9:00... obviously in heat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry to tell you this, but women do not have a 'heat cycle' (otherwise known as 'estrus). There are times when we are hornier than usual, but homosapiens are one of two species that have sex for fun, not procreation. I can't remember the oth er one...anyone that knows this gets 10 pts. 10 pts towards what I don't know. Bonobos www.geocities.com/RainForest/Canopy/3220/bonobo.html... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #21 February 27, 2004 Quoteand look at her husband while they're doing it... Animals have husbands??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 February 27, 2004 Dogs taking a dump on the neighbors lawn. People think that their dog should do that at other peoples houses, but if I walk over and start laying some pipe, they get all excited. Of course, maybe that has other causes. Some people are only social drinkers. It could be just a misunderstanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #23 February 27, 2004 How true! Man has a lot of catching up to do until his is equal to most animals!JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #24 February 27, 2004 Never heard of animal husbandry before?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #25 February 27, 2004 And do you know why dogs sniff each other's butts? At the begining of time all the dogs were at their annual party/get together, to come up with a master plan to do away with cats once and for all...and it was considered rude to wear your asshole indoors. So as the dogs entered the party, they each hung their asshole up on a peg by the door. Kinda like a coat rack for turd cutters. Anyway, the party got a little out of hand. It seems a few dogs out in the back were smoking dope or something..none of them will admit to it now...and the cops showed up. So all the dogs beat feet out the front door in quite the hurry...and just grabbed any ole' asshole on their way out. The cops have been keeping pretty good track of the dogs and preventing them from ever getting together like that again...so now when dogs met each other they sniff each others butts to try and find their own! True story! My Golden Retriever told me.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites