tunaplanet 0 #1 February 27, 2004 Inspired by ACME Skydiver's thread about who eats meat, I decided to create one more R rated. WHO HERE EATS PUSSY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I personally am a certified, expert, grade-A carpet muncher. Nothing I like more than munching on a nice rack of bunny tuft. Wet, dry, hairy, shaved...YUM YUM GIVE ME SOME!!!!! My personal fav...take an altoid. Put one in your mouth and then start munching and licking. It becomes a tingling nirvana. Women go absolutely fucking nuts. Hey, I figured out in high school...if you're going to be good at just one thing in life..... Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #2 February 27, 2004 Okay, yeah, I'd have to say that a) I love to do it and b) I'm good at it It's easy to be good at something you enjoy so much.-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #3 February 27, 2004 Never tried the "Other pink meat" lol... theres no shame in your game is there!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 February 27, 2004 I just read something disturbing. There was a poll that was done stating that 8 out of 10 women in this country are battered. And to think...I've been eating mine plain all along. DAMN!!!!! How exactly would you bread a sausage wallet? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #5 February 27, 2004 QuoteI just read something disturbing. There was a poll that was done stating that 8 out of 10 women in this country are battered. And to think...I've been eating mine plain all along. DAMN!!!!! How exactly would you bread a sausage wallet? Mini George Forman perhaps? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #6 February 27, 2004 She'd have to be awfully limber. A trick pelvic bone perhaps? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #7 February 27, 2004 Well, tuna, I'd like to thank you for bringing pussy to our attention tonight. And, as a woman and medical student with an interest in women's health, I'd like to take this moment to hijack your thread. Reminder to all my skysisters....get your pap done regularly. It should be done every 1 to 3 years, IF you don't have any risk factors. These risk factors include: smoking, BCP use, multiple sex partners, a history of precancerous cervical cells, previous abnormal pap, HIV infection, and HPV (human papillomavirus) infection. Then, the test should be done at least once a year. Combat cervical cancer with early detection. Oh, and do self-breast exams, regularly, too. EARLY DETECTION is soooo important here. Okay, hijack complete. Please resume your appreciation of female genitalia. Oh, and remember....there are some very amazing women with very intelligent minds and beautiful bodies and warm, endearing personalities attached to your object of admiration. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #8 February 27, 2004 QuoteOh, and remember....there are some very amazing women with very intelligent minds and beautiful bodies and warm, endearing personalities attached to your object of admiration. I thought women were just life support systems for pussies..... Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #9 February 27, 2004 Quote Oh, and do self-breast exams, regularly, too. I can help you all out here if your all to bussy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dagny 0 #10 February 27, 2004 QuoteI thought women were just life support systems for pussies..... Oh!!! Your response just reminded me....(a theory like yours probably guarantees a lot of one-on-one time, so I definitely want to share this with you! ) Don't want to leave you guys out. You should be performing testicular self-exams regularly. Early detection is important in the fight against testicular cancer, too.Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tunaplanet 0 #11 February 27, 2004 QuoteYou should be performing testicular self-exams regularly. That's why I look for women that can lick the nuts and suck ole willy at the same time. Multi-tasking is very important in knob-gobbling. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dagny 0 #12 February 27, 2004 Hmmm. Men. I'll type in bold so you don't miss it this time... testicular SELF-exam. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tunaplanet 0 #13 February 27, 2004 Quotetesticular SELF-exam. Ok, ok...next time a woman is bobbing for glory I'll fondle my balls. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #14 February 27, 2004 Serioulsy Melissa, you don't have to ask us to play with our balls - we got that one down fine. (note to acknowlage the serious issue you raise). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dustin19d 0 #15 February 27, 2004 [reply You should be performing testicular self-exams regularly. Early detection is important in the fight against testicular cancer, too. --------------------------------------------------------- Thats crazy talk. It doesnt even exist Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #10 February 27, 2004 QuoteI thought women were just life support systems for pussies..... Oh!!! Your response just reminded me....(a theory like yours probably guarantees a lot of one-on-one time, so I definitely want to share this with you! ) Don't want to leave you guys out. You should be performing testicular self-exams regularly. Early detection is important in the fight against testicular cancer, too.Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #11 February 27, 2004 QuoteYou should be performing testicular self-exams regularly. That's why I look for women that can lick the nuts and suck ole willy at the same time. Multi-tasking is very important in knob-gobbling. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #12 February 27, 2004 Hmmm. Men. I'll type in bold so you don't miss it this time... testicular SELF-exam. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #13 February 27, 2004 Quotetesticular SELF-exam. Ok, ok...next time a woman is bobbing for glory I'll fondle my balls. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #14 February 27, 2004 Serioulsy Melissa, you don't have to ask us to play with our balls - we got that one down fine. (note to acknowlage the serious issue you raise). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #15 February 27, 2004 [reply You should be performing testicular self-exams regularly. Early detection is important in the fight against testicular cancer, too. --------------------------------------------------------- Thats crazy talk. It doesnt even exist Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 February 27, 2004 I'm addicted. Never had a complaint. Won several world championships. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #17 February 27, 2004 I don't munch carpet. But I do enjoy the occasional tube steak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #18 February 27, 2004 QuoteI just read something disturbing. There was a poll that was done stating that 8 out of 10 women in this country are battered. And to think...I've been eating mine plain all along. DAMN!!!!! How exactly would you bread a sausage wallet? Now can I have that in English? I have no fucking clue what you just said. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #19 February 27, 2004 OMFG! YES! That rocked. I live to skydive and munch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #20 February 27, 2004 How about a velvet lined love wallet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #21 February 27, 2004 QuoteI don't munch carpet. But I do enjoy the occasional tube steak. Lisa Plays the Skiiiiin Flute! Lisa Plays the Skiiiin Flute! [(Country)Singing] - OOOOOOOOH, God, I wanna Be A Gyno- cologist - Study FE-MAle A-Na-to- meeeeeee K-Y Jelly - Rubber Gloves and ah flashlight - Seems like a good job to meeeeeeeeee[/singing]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bvsdjumper 0 #22 February 27, 2004 I think my sig says it all: "Our lips met passionately... She closed her legs ...and broke my glasses." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #23 February 27, 2004 "WHO HERE EATS PUSSY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" I do! -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #24 February 27, 2004 I love to eat pussy and I can touch my nose with my tongue. Hello LadiesI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #25 February 27, 2004 Quote I'm addicted. Never had a complaint. Won several world championships. Ummmm.....I think you're looking for the "Who here eats dick" thread McCarty..... I kid, I kid!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
