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What do you do to relax in freefall?

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Masturbating relaxes me. :ph34r:



Yea, sure, but don't make the misatke of actually finishing on the plane.... I was barely awake by the time I had to flare. They woke me up in the peas the next morning. :D
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Because Copenhagen is really nasty in the plane?



I quit christmas day biotch!:P but you already knew that!:D



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There is a certain type of eagle that locks themselves together at 12K and freefalls until they finish. Some have died during sex. I'd be fakinnnn' it. "Yeah baby, uhhh...I'm done... really." :D



BWahahaha!

Everyone knows guys don't fake it.

Well, except for that one guy who pulled out and spit on her back. LMAO

I coulda died, ya know? I, unlike Kev there, don't rely on an AAD to save my life.

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Karma
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Everyone knows guys don't fake it.



There's a couple in bed who've been married for a while. They've been at it for about 45 minutes when the wife says "You couldn't think of anyone else either, huh?" :ph34r:



Guilty.
:S
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Karma
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Folks, lets make sure the masturbators *always* exit first.

Judith
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The most relaxing thing to me is to imagine my body slamming into the planet at 120 plus miles per hour....

Incredible. Puts me too sleep everytime, like a baby.


WTF? OVER? Relaxing? LOL - K, YOUR NUTS.;)

Seriously though, I'm such a newbie its sick and now that the freaking weather is cooperating again I'll start jumping again.

But, I've gotta say. My last three jumps were zen. I've finally managed to get over the OMG OMG I'm Gonna Die syndrome.

When the door opens and I see the sky, invitin me in.

DAMN

you know?

Not relaxed, but definitly smokin. seriously smokin. just rocks me to no end.



peace,



Jack
It's a gas, gas, gas...

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