ACMESkydiver 0 #51 February 18, 2004 Quoteand by saying tag that in no way shape of from does that means that i expext oral pleasure from you if you chose to play with me .... but if your offering dont think im goon a turn you down ... Neener neener!!! Now try to get some!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shari 0 #52 February 18, 2004 Hey country...you got that involuntary form of celabacy???? I call it cela-bitis!!!! Have fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #53 February 18, 2004 QuoteThen it was about the money Is "pussy" a noun or an adjective? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countryscrub 0 #54 February 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteand by saying tag that in no way shape of from does that means that i expext oral pleasure from you if you chose to play with me .... but if your offering dont think im goon a turn you down ... Neener neener!!! Now try to get some!! what ever happened for simpathy for the injured ...lol your on my list acneskndisorder lol pretty week i know ...wimper wimper thats it your on my list DO YOU HEAR ME WORLD IM MAKING A LIST and that right hunny your on it hehe not getting any better am i ...shit walkis away with his head held down in shame mutterin somthing _________________________________________ i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #55 February 18, 2004 I've had a few guys in the AFF classes I taught tell me they didn't want to do a tandem with a guy strapped to them, so they opted for the AFF class. It's about 8 hours long (since I teach slow ), and they did one jump and never came back. Seems like a lot to go through for one jump. To each their own.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shari 0 #56 February 18, 2004 Yup....they should have gone tandem huh???? they probably thought they were gonna die!!! I'll tandem for life to save my dingy ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #57 February 18, 2004 Those are the ones that will probably hang on the tightest! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #58 February 18, 2004 Quotewhat ever happened for simpathy for the injured ...lol your on my list acneskndisorder BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Naw Country, that IS a good one...LMAO...! Boy, won't you feel like shit though when I go into the details of my being teased and taunted for years growing up having acne in highschool?? just kiddin'! If nothin' else (and there really isn't anything else ) I do have pretty skin. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #59 February 18, 2004 QuoteI can tell you there's none out here at Perris or Elsinore. Female TIs aren't very common, even less so than female AFF Is. That is sooo not true. I have met one at Perris (name eludes me), who also teaches AFF and one at Elsinore (Ellen), who also does video. They freaking ROCK!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #60 February 18, 2004 Quotethey have smaller cajones than limp wristed fags who skydive. That should get them in the air ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!! That is the best line I've heard lately! 2 points for you, Keith! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #61 February 18, 2004 Shari, I don't have the time right now to read all the posts here, so if I duplicate something, my apologies. I did 2 tandems, which was what introduced me to skydiving. The furthest thing from my mind was that I would be strapped to some guy. A tandem is not a sexual experience in the slightest. I found it to be a way for me to experience skydiving as a tourist...period. BTW, my tandem master and I have since become really good friends. I'll be attending his wedding this year. He also coached me in the tunnel. I think they are more chicken and using the homophobic angle as an excuse. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #62 February 18, 2004 QuoteI'll be attending his wedding this year. Are you the bride? Sorry...couldn't resist. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #63 February 18, 2004 no, he's the bitch Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #64 February 18, 2004 I've done tandems and convince my friends to travel with me to do them too. The guys in our group never said a WORD about having a guy strapped to their asses and they are straight, macho... Tandem Masters are WAY to busy to swoon over your friends hairy asses. They have to worry about their performance, their equipment, as well as the mental state of their passenger. Some people get up there and panic and start fighting, which puts everyone in danger. I've seen people land and get cursed OUT for doing something dangerous and told they will NEVER be flown again. Tell your friends to go AFF or SL and see what their excuse will be then. They will probably bitch about the time it takes. I say they are chicken, and if they are, stop asking. They must have SUCKED on the playground.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #65 February 18, 2004 QuoteI'll be attending his wedding this year. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are you the bride? Sorry...couldn't resist. No need to apologize, that was fucking funny. No, I'm not the bride. He is actually marrying a woman despite the fact that we fucked eachother after each tandem. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #66 February 18, 2004 QuoteHe is actually marrying a woman despite the fact that we fucked eachother after each tandem. LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #67 February 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteI can tell you there's none out here at Perris or Elsinore. Female TIs aren't very common, even less so than female AFF Is. That is sooo not true. I have met one at Perris (name eludes me), who also teaches AFF and one at Elsinore (Ellen), who also does video. They freaking ROCK!!! There is one female instructor at Perris Valley Skydiving School. Her name is Shelly Crowell, and she does AFF only. She does not do tandems or video. PVSS has no female TIs. I was under the impression that there were no female TIs at Elsinore as well, but apparently I was incorrect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pa2themd 0 #68 February 19, 2004 QuoteQuotea gorgeous red head strapped to him Dont we all! if you boyz can hold on and i can get to the US to do my ratings you can all come do tandem with me "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shari 0 #69 February 19, 2004 I have resolved to not even acknowledge these guys and their "heck yeh, I'll do it" attitudes. If they wanna do it, they'll do it. I'll just have to enjoy this without my buddies...now officially "whuffo's". I'm just gonna move on. By the way...you guys posting here are a bunch of nuts!!! You are killin' me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #70 February 19, 2004 If any of them do actually make it to do doing a tandem in the future, make sure the TI hands them a tube of lube before they jump Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #71 February 19, 2004 We have two female tandem instructors at Pitt Meadows, both recovering from injuries. While I have met several competent female tandem instructors, few of them seem to last in the long run. Their bodies just don't seem to stand up to the physical abuse of tandems. By the same token, I am nursing a sprained knee tendon this winter and another of our male TIs is bugging his surgeon to get some knee cartilage repaired. Homophobia can be a fun thing for TIs to play with, especially when they are tandeming with young Marines from Camp Pendleton. Those guys are OFFICALLY homophobic, however they also have enough respect for authority figures (i.e. skydiving instructors) that you can tease them a bit without loosing your teeth. Hah! Hah! I enjoy making fun of things I don't understand. On a similar note, will someone please explain to me why most armies are OFFICIALLY homophobic? I listened to that propaganda for 13 years - while serving in the Canadian Armed Forces - but never understood it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #72 February 19, 2004 QuoteHomophobia can be a fun thing for TIs to play with, especially when they are tandeming with young Marines from Camp Pendleton. Those guys are OFFICALLY homophobic. Which is really funny cause some of Derk Yates best gay porn comes out of Camp Pendleton . . . . __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometchaser 0 #74 February 21, 2004 Mandy Rocks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #75 February 21, 2004 QuoteThere is one female instructor at Perris Valley Skydiving School. Her name is Shelly Crowell, and she does AFF only. She does not do tandems or video. PVSS has no female TIs. Hi Kris, cutie, I was a student at Perris in April prior to your tandem in late September, and I met the female tandem instructor and AFF coach that I had mentioned in my earlier post. I forgot her name, but I was recently informed that her name is Tammy Hart. She is said to sometimes post here. (Hi Tammy! Anyway, I heard that she blew her knee out at the end of last winter. Then, she worked in Baldwin all last summer. At the end of the season, she had her knee worked on. I was told that she won't be working at Perris again until next winter because she goes to Baldwin for summertime. She has been at Perris for a few years, I believe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
