Lee03 0 #1 February 22, 2004 Ole and Sven vere talking about sex. Sven says, "Yes sir, I did it tree times las night vit a 30-year old." Ole replied, "Your kidding!! I can't even do it vonce anymore. Vats your secret?" "Vell," Sven replied, "da secret is to eat lotsa whole veat bread." Ole yumped up and rushed fast as he could to da store. He told the clerk, "I'd like four loaves of whole veat bread." The Clerk said, "Dats a lotta bread, it'll probably get hard before your done eating it all." "Damn!" Ole said, "How does everyvone know about dis except me?"-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
