jumperconway 0 #1 February 18, 2004 A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be ok in California or Massachusetts but we're not having any of that shit in Nebraska!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 February 18, 2004 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #3 February 18, 2004 Thats was funny. Edite to ask how do you tell which one is whichI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #4 February 18, 2004 Quote Thats was funny. Edite to ask how do you tell which one is which Doesn't matter!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #5 February 18, 2004 QuoteQuote Thats was funny. Edite to ask how do you tell which one is which Male spiders (although daddy longlegs aren't technically spiders b/c they only have one body part w/ legs/mouth on it vs head w/ mouth and body w/ legs) are typically @1/20 the size of female spiders. A bit of info.I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EdC 0 #6 February 18, 2004 That's good to know, thanks for the info. Edited because I can't punctuate properly. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #7 February 18, 2004 I thought you were gonna give the history on how they're poisonous spiders and how their mouth is soooo small they can't bite you.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #8 February 18, 2004 They also sizzle delightfully when you toss them into a fire... mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #9 February 18, 2004 That's an old one and still just as stupid as the first time I heard it.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #10 February 18, 2004 Quote . . . and how their mouth is soooo smile they can't bite you. Interesting Casie, I never knew spiders couldn't bite while they were grinning Very interesting. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #11 February 18, 2004 QuoteQuote . . . and how their mouth is soooo smile they can't bite you. Interesting Casie, I never knew spiders couldn't bite while they were grinning Very interesting. Oops, typo.......sorry, will fix it right away.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #12 February 18, 2004 anotherr urban myth casie http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htmif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #13 February 18, 2004 Quoteanotherr urban myth casie http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm Ok, so their venom poses no danger to humans that they know of, I'm not about to find that one messed up daddy longlegs spider that has a mouth big enough to bite me~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #14 February 18, 2004 Quoteanotherr urban myth casie http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm The MYTHBUSTERS (TV show) also dismissed it. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #15 February 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteanotherr urban myth casie http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm yep i saw that episode The MYTHBUSTERS (TV show) also dismissed it. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pajarito 0 #16 February 18, 2004 Is that not true? Damn, I'm dumb... That's one of those things I was always told and really didn't care to question. Also, in a previous post, it was said that they're really not spiders (arachnids). If not, then what are they? I'm so confused. Good joke in the beginning! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #17 February 18, 2004 Quote Male spiders (although daddy longlegs aren't technically spiders b/c they only have one body part w/ legs/mouth on it vs head w/ mouth and body w/ legs) are typically @1/20 the size of female spiders. A bit of info. Well....I guess this is more accurate.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #18 February 18, 2004 QuoteIs that not true? Damn, I'm dumb... That's one of those things I was always told and really didn't care to question. Also, in a previous post, it was said that they're really not spiders (arachnids). If not, then what are they? I'm so confused. Good joke in the beginning! I'm guessing not.......we'll just be dumb together I used to play with those critters when I was little before I heard the story.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pajarito 0 #19 February 18, 2004 Ok, never mind. I saw the link. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Malfunction 0 #20 February 18, 2004 QuoteWell....I guess this is more accurate Dude, you REALLY have too much time... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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EdC 0 #6 February 18, 2004 That's good to know, thanks for the info. Edited because I can't punctuate properly. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 February 18, 2004 I thought you were gonna give the history on how they're poisonous spiders and how their mouth is soooo small they can't bite you.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #8 February 18, 2004 They also sizzle delightfully when you toss them into a fire... mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #9 February 18, 2004 That's an old one and still just as stupid as the first time I heard it.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #10 February 18, 2004 Quote . . . and how their mouth is soooo smile they can't bite you. Interesting Casie, I never knew spiders couldn't bite while they were grinning Very interesting. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #11 February 18, 2004 QuoteQuote . . . and how their mouth is soooo smile they can't bite you. Interesting Casie, I never knew spiders couldn't bite while they were grinning Very interesting. Oops, typo.......sorry, will fix it right away.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #12 February 18, 2004 anotherr urban myth casie http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htmif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #13 February 18, 2004 Quoteanotherr urban myth casie http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm Ok, so their venom poses no danger to humans that they know of, I'm not about to find that one messed up daddy longlegs spider that has a mouth big enough to bite me~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 February 18, 2004 Quoteanotherr urban myth casie http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm The MYTHBUSTERS (TV show) also dismissed it. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #15 February 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteanotherr urban myth casie http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm yep i saw that episode The MYTHBUSTERS (TV show) also dismissed it. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #16 February 18, 2004 Is that not true? Damn, I'm dumb... That's one of those things I was always told and really didn't care to question. Also, in a previous post, it was said that they're really not spiders (arachnids). If not, then what are they? I'm so confused. Good joke in the beginning! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #17 February 18, 2004 Quote Male spiders (although daddy longlegs aren't technically spiders b/c they only have one body part w/ legs/mouth on it vs head w/ mouth and body w/ legs) are typically @1/20 the size of female spiders. A bit of info. Well....I guess this is more accurate.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #18 February 18, 2004 QuoteIs that not true? Damn, I'm dumb... That's one of those things I was always told and really didn't care to question. Also, in a previous post, it was said that they're really not spiders (arachnids). If not, then what are they? I'm so confused. Good joke in the beginning! I'm guessing not.......we'll just be dumb together I used to play with those critters when I was little before I heard the story.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #19 February 18, 2004 Ok, never mind. I saw the link. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #20 February 18, 2004 QuoteWell....I guess this is more accurate Dude, you REALLY have too much time... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
