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Vallerina

What are you doing for Valentine's Day?

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I used to work in fetal ultrasound - "No fetus can beat us!";)



OMG...LMAO!!!

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I told her that with her body (she's about 5'9") she'll start showing between 16-18. Thus far, I'm proving accurate.



My petite (around 5'1") mother was quite thin with a rock-hard, flat tummy, and she barely showed around the same time. Good genes...;) Congratulations, again, Jerry. I'm so thrilled for you. You seem truly happy with your life and love. :)
For everyone else...you are not losers because you have no one to cuddle with on Valentine's day. I'm sending my warm hugs and much love out to everyone of you. Seriously, I will be thinking about you all. Some of you already know how very much you mean to me...but in all honesty, I like ALL of you, so cheer up already! :P

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:D Wow! She seems really graceful! Where'd did you pick up such a fine piece of big woman?



She picked me up actually! Got me drunk and took advantage of me... next thing I knew, I was seeing her on a regular basis!

Is it wrong that I'm trying to peel her shirt off the paper?
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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No dude. Boobies are 3D.

SERIOUSLY 3-D.


Please, Deuce, don't encourage any insults about my chest size. :ph34r:

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Hey, who's the one that's amused by dancing bannanas?


You're the one who's using it as a method of seduction!!!!

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you could go so many places with that.


I have! :o:o;):P
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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