Jokes to play on your AFF instructor

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Kiss pass"

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Casurf1978 0]

On an AFF release dive with two instructors upon release I fell a little faster than anticipated and left my 2 instructors above me. Sorry about that guys.

[Shark 0]

Hey Cajones,

Care to comment???!

[SkydiverRick 0]

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Shift around as you sit and announce that thongs are overrated.

They are.


Fly Your Slot !

When did you start wearing underwear?

never pull low......unless you are

[SkydiverRick 0]

Now, one time, at band camp, my friend wanted my butt print on his canopy, so we got this non toxic paint that wouldn't come off of nylon and....

What about the DZ wall?


Fly Your Slot !

[pds 0]

perhaps it isn't an issue in your case but i would hesitate to give the impression that ANY practical joke during an AFF dive is appropriate or acceptable. students need to put 100% into surviving.

carry on....

namaste, motherfucker.

[feuergnom 29]

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Fill a brown paper bag with coleslaw. "Puke" in the bag. Get a team mate to eat it !!

awwwww! definitely sick - but i like it

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