Brian425 0 #1 February 11, 2004 I'm not sure if this should be in incidents or not. My first time going to reserve today. I was a little worried, but all my training made it a natural. Here's the story. I'm at work. The market opens pretty quiet. The bran muffin and coffee is working it's magic. I grab the paper and head off the the mens room. Greenspan is ready to talk the market is getting a little busy. THE PRESSURE IS ON. I need to take care of business and get back quick. I hit the stall, put down the paper a$$ gasket and open the paper. Everything is going as planned. It's time to pull, I look and the roll is empty. I look at the newspaper, I look at the roll holder. I hit the reserve button. A brand new fresh roll drops down. Disaster is averted!!!! This is my first time going to the reserve roll. I told a collegue and said I'll buy beer. He looked at me a little strange and said as long as I'm buying, he does not care why. Remeber you training. Practice when you have free time. You never know when it will save you. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #2 February 11, 2004 aaaa little more information than we really required. Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #3 February 11, 2004 Tear jerker - That was a little close - I think a proper gear check could have avoided it though. Glad you are ok. Don't forget the Rigger.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #4 February 11, 2004 glad you walked from it safely ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #5 February 11, 2004 Unfortunately nobody would give me a gear check. I did the best I could alone. It's al learning experience. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #6 February 11, 2004 i dont' know what kind of bathroom dz you're in, but that's just wrong that no one would check the tp for you before you used it. a proper gear check could have avoided this<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #7 February 11, 2004 Unfortunately nobody would give me a gear check. I did the best I could alone. ------------------------------------------------------------ Matt at Skydive Taft told me he would ALWAYS have time, or make time to do gear checks. I wonder what he's gonna say when I ask for a gear check then say "follow me" dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuffDiver 0 #8 February 11, 2004 Your main must have been wadded up by someone else. __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 February 11, 2004 Did you have a RSL (Reserve Shit-whipping Lanyard)? How about the numbers so we know whats going on? Shitloading, shitnumber, reserve shitloading, etc?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #10 February 11, 2004 QuoteDid you have a RSL (Reserve Shit-whipping Lanyard)? How about the numbers so we know whats going on? Shitloading, shitnumber, reserve shitloading, etc? Now Dave THAT had me bustin' a gut! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #12 February 11, 2004 QuoteDid you have a RSL (Reserve Shit-whipping Lanyard)?Quote Or was it equipped with an AAD? an auto-matic ass detector? RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #13 February 11, 2004 QuoteDid you have a RSL (Reserve Shit-whipping Lanyard)? How about the numbers so we know whats going on? Shitloading, shitnumber, reserve shitloading, etc? hahahahahah that's great!!!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EdC 0 #14 February 11, 2004 Thanks for sharing. I'm glad things worked out for you. At least you were not out in the woods and looking at a pine cone (they hurt). Have a nice day. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #15 February 11, 2004 OMFG! You're bad!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #16 February 11, 2004 At least it was a total, and not a streamer (tp stuck to your foot) or a horseshoe (tp hanging out of your waist band). Those can be difficult to assess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JAC 0 #17 February 11, 2004 I've had that happen before... problem was my reserve was a malfunction as well. I had to sit on there until someone came in to help me out. I must have waited about 5 minutes. I tried to contort my arm enough like Plastic Man and reach under the stall and grabs some from next to me, but that didn't work out to well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brian425 0 #18 February 11, 2004 What about the spread cheek penguin walk to the next stall? The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #19 February 11, 2004 Quote Don't forget the Rigger. Right on!! Where's that janitor?? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JAC 0 #20 February 11, 2004 QuoteWhat about the spread cheek penguin walk to the next stall? At one point I debated it.... but it is my work and all, and I doubt they want to see my ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gulaz 1 #21 February 11, 2004 QuoteAt least it was a total, and not a streamer (tp stuck to your foot) or a horseshoe (tp hanging out of your waist band). Those can be difficult to assess. Haha, when you said "total" and "not a streamer" I thought you were talking about the deployment... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #22 February 11, 2004 QuoteDid you have a RSL (Reserve Shit-whipping Lanyard)? How about the numbers so we know whats going on? Shitloading, shitnumber, reserve shitloading, etc? Bwahahahahahahaha...!!!!!!ROFLAO!!!!! These are important questions to answer in order to make a proper ass(a)ssment...LoL...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #23 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteAt least it was a total, and not a streamer (tp stuck to your foot) or a horseshoe (tp hanging out of your waist band). Those can be difficult to assess. Haha, when you said "total" and "not a streamer" I thought you were talking about the deployment... I was going to go there first, but decided it would be better to stick with the tp theme and not get all nasty about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nightjumps 1 #24 February 11, 2004 You ate at Rusty's last night, didn't you? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=906948;search_string=ryan%20steak%20house;#906948 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 February 11, 2004 Quote You ate at Rusty's last night, didn't you? That thread was my FIRST thought .......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
kansasskydiver 0 #13 February 11, 2004 QuoteDid you have a RSL (Reserve Shit-whipping Lanyard)? How about the numbers so we know whats going on? Shitloading, shitnumber, reserve shitloading, etc? hahahahahah that's great!!!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #14 February 11, 2004 Thanks for sharing. I'm glad things worked out for you. At least you were not out in the woods and looking at a pine cone (they hurt). Have a nice day. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #15 February 11, 2004 OMFG! You're bad!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #16 February 11, 2004 At least it was a total, and not a streamer (tp stuck to your foot) or a horseshoe (tp hanging out of your waist band). Those can be difficult to assess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JAC 0 #17 February 11, 2004 I've had that happen before... problem was my reserve was a malfunction as well. I had to sit on there until someone came in to help me out. I must have waited about 5 minutes. I tried to contort my arm enough like Plastic Man and reach under the stall and grabs some from next to me, but that didn't work out to well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #18 February 11, 2004 What about the spread cheek penguin walk to the next stall? The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #19 February 11, 2004 Quote Don't forget the Rigger. Right on!! Where's that janitor?? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JAC 0 #20 February 11, 2004 QuoteWhat about the spread cheek penguin walk to the next stall? At one point I debated it.... but it is my work and all, and I doubt they want to see my ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gulaz 1 #21 February 11, 2004 QuoteAt least it was a total, and not a streamer (tp stuck to your foot) or a horseshoe (tp hanging out of your waist band). Those can be difficult to assess. Haha, when you said "total" and "not a streamer" I thought you were talking about the deployment... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #22 February 11, 2004 QuoteDid you have a RSL (Reserve Shit-whipping Lanyard)? How about the numbers so we know whats going on? Shitloading, shitnumber, reserve shitloading, etc? Bwahahahahahahaha...!!!!!!ROFLAO!!!!! These are important questions to answer in order to make a proper ass(a)ssment...LoL...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #23 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteAt least it was a total, and not a streamer (tp stuck to your foot) or a horseshoe (tp hanging out of your waist band). Those can be difficult to assess. Haha, when you said "total" and "not a streamer" I thought you were talking about the deployment... I was going to go there first, but decided it would be better to stick with the tp theme and not get all nasty about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #24 February 11, 2004 You ate at Rusty's last night, didn't you? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=906948;search_string=ryan%20steak%20house;#906948 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 February 11, 2004 Quote You ate at Rusty's last night, didn't you? That thread was my FIRST thought .......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
