batbex 0 #1 February 10, 2004 Ok so its probably a repost, but I just got emailed it and thought it was hilarious: Onestone was his name This was his Indian name because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him onestone any more. Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, there he sh*gged her all day, he sh*gged her all night, he sh*gged her all the next day, until she died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant business. Years went by until a woman returned to the village after many years away. She was overjoyed when she saw onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you onestone". Again, Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he sh*gged her all day, sh*gged her all night, sh*gged her all the next day, sh*gged her all the next night, but she wouldn't die! What is the moral of the story? (You'll love this!!!!) ........................... You can't kill two birds with one stone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #2 February 10, 2004 You need a spanking.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #3 February 10, 2004 Ok, here is one for you. A 95-year-old man goes to see his doctor about getting a prescription for viagra but he asks the doctor to cut each pill into 4 pieces. The doctor informs the patient that viagra will not work if it is not take as a whole pill. The patient then tells the doctor “I don’t want them for sex, I just want my penis to stick out far enough so that I don’t piss on my shoes.” Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #4 February 10, 2004 So when U coming back to visit us? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #5 February 10, 2004 Hey! It was funny, why do I need a spanking? and Ed - poor little old man, that's not fair, its sad () edit to reply - just as soon as I have enough money, to buy a new rig and jump lots and lots and lots then I'll start saving to go to California - see you in a few years! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #6 February 10, 2004 Hahaha, admit it, you just wish you were the second woman.... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 February 10, 2004 Quote Hey! It was funny, why do I need a spanking? and Ed - poor little old man, that's not fair, its sad () edit to reply - just as soon as I have enough money, to buy a new rig and jump lots and lots and lots then I'll start saving to go to California - see you in a few years! Cuz it's fun.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #8 February 11, 2004 Well yeah, I mean - No, of course not but who has time for a 48 hour constant shagging session and don't say Lany and Roy! some of us actually have work to do! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
