outofit 0 #26 January 1, 2003 nope, not me and never been there! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #27 January 1, 2003 and if you answered "yes" to the above....Did you drop the soap __________________________________________________ Dont matter,Im a pitcher not a catcherdropdeded ------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #28 January 1, 2003 I had over due parking fines and when I got pulled over for going through a stop sign they nabbed me! They threw me in the overnight lockup but I was released 2 hours later after a 2 hour rendition of : "Nobody knows what trouble I've been through.... noboooody know's my sorrow!! " Coppers got the shits with me and let me go!!Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #29 January 2, 2003 "Nooobody knows the trouble I've seen, Nooobody knows, but Jesus" Damn, I love that movie. I think I'll go watch it for the 34,867th time -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #30 January 2, 2003 QuoteDont matter,Im a pitcher not a catcher An old EOD guy once told me: "It don't matter which end of the dick you're on!" G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #31 January 2, 2003 Correction taken in!!Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #32 January 2, 2003 First of all I will be the first to say NICE NEW PIC Carrie. I can't believe nobody noticed that HOT pic changed to an even HOTTER one. No, I have never been in jail unless you count the tour I did and we were locked up for 5 minutes. I did do probation for 2 years as a juvenile. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #33 January 2, 2003 Dont matter,Im a pitcher not a catcher -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An old EOD guy once told me: "It don't matter which end of the dick you're on!" G. Jones __________________________________________________ I knew I would regret throwing that out theredropdeded ------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucky13500 0 #34 January 2, 2003 you're just full of surprises aren't you - jailbird! ~ it takes a minute to live....but a second to die ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #35 February 9, 2004 Nope, never been. And looking back on some of the things I did as an idiot high-school student, I realize I am lucky I didn't get picked up for some of my hijinks. ("Hijinks?!" Did I really just say "hijinks?!") NO more details forthcoming. I don't know what the statute of limitations is on most of the stuff I did...-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #36 February 9, 2004 well...um... I've been in a jail... but I wasn't the one arrested. I was there to bail out a friend who somehow ended up stranded in Las Vegas with no pants. He got arrested for drunk & disorderly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #37 February 9, 2004 I have never been to jail - but I was on my way until a drunk Driver almost ran over my arresting officer. He let me go that Instant and went after that guy. Ever since then, I have been a religous man....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #38 February 9, 2004 I actually made it out just before gerneral population shift from 23 hr lockdown for 3 days for an open container that wasn't even mine in the great hick state of South Carolina. Cop arrested two 18 year old transients and let the trailer park who passed his beer into the back seat and his nasty natty ice lawn trophy go. couldn't fukin believe it. in the klink for three days for a can that wasn't even mine. A girlfriend of mine got popped the first night we were down there and we spare changed her way out of jail. Later that month over 10 of us got arrested for hacky sackin after hours on the boardwalk in Mertyle.... I can't make this shit up. I highly reccomend stearing wide of Myrtle Beach SC.... by at least a state. Shit, those fuckers make Kentucky hicks look like bicycle messengers in comparison. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickMcMahon 0 #39 February 9, 2004 Hey Johnny: Here's another slogan maybe you can use ... "It is better to be rich and healthy, than to be poor and sick" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #40 February 9, 2004 TrollBut since we're playing, The wife spent a year in a womens prison. As staff We used to joke about her experiences in prison "the folks in prison aren't very nice, and then you have to deal with the inmate's. BTW it's not against the law in our state for the CO's to have sex with the inmates, but it is against the rules. Not a nice place to live, or work in. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #41 February 9, 2004 Quote 13 times...you got a problem with that, Officer? Mostly drunken disorderly and "laying drag" or "willful speed competition of motor vehicles" at Myrtle Beach. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #42 February 9, 2004 Every day. I clock in in the mornings and I clock out in the afternoons. Next morning I lock myself up again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #43 February 9, 2004 Yes, I even got "rodney kinged" infront of a bunch of my friends. It was a riot and aparently I was an instigator. Stupid riots I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #44 February 9, 2004 There's no "I should have been there alot more than I have button." Eddited for : There's no - Well Some people just shouldn't be allowed to roam the streets." button either.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #45 February 9, 2004 Nope. I'm a fast runner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #46 February 9, 2004 I've gone to see other people there, but that is all. Atleast as an adult. As a kid, I seen juvy hall, only once though.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chapdog 0 #47 February 9, 2004 Does the old "Grey bar hotel" count?That one near the camp gates .If so,to many times. Best one was trying to drive an MBT after i got very very very drunk. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------- No really,if only someone had a camera! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #48 February 9, 2004 A couple of times for the stupidest, most juvenile shit you can imagine.... I've grown up since then.......................a little, anyways.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #49 February 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteCan I count many years of Catholic School? I spent six years in the bloody institution. "Better education through intimidation and humiliation" Scarred me for life, it did! Got you beat. I did 12 years. Still trying to get over it. As for real jail time, I'll plead the 5th on that one.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #50 February 9, 2004 I've been in the dungeons of Dover Castle. Does that count?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
