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July 21, 2041
at the age of 83 years old.
And I don't give a flying f*%k if it is a repost. This is the first time I have seen it so that is good enough for me.
edit to fix a shit load of typos.
"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
at the age of 83 years old.
And I don't give a flying f*%k if it is a repost. This is the first time I have seen it so that is good enough for me.
edit to fix a shit load of typos.
"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
January 8, 2053
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (24%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
that's my day i guess.
later
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (24%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
that's my day i guess.
later
champu 1
March 10, 2052
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (26%)
Cancer (15%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (26%)
Cancer (15%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
larry 0
I'm just happy to find out that so many other people have hairy nipples too!

“Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth
May 20, 2043
at the age of 78 years old.
at the age of 78 years old.
"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
Blahr 0
October 9, 2050
at the age of 85 years old.
That what no alcohol or cigarettes and regualr exercize will do for ya
Just out of curiosity, I put in that I had unprotected sex with 9000 people and it only reduced my life expectancy by one year and switched my cause of death from cancer to a horrible accident. I guess it will be a horrible sex accident.
How I felt on a scale of 1 to 10 had no effect on the outcome.
If I intentionally put in the worst answers I can it gives me until the day after tomorrow
at the age of 85 years old.
That what no alcohol or cigarettes and regualr exercize will do for ya

Just out of curiosity, I put in that I had unprotected sex with 9000 people and it only reduced my life expectancy by one year and switched my cause of death from cancer to a horrible accident. I guess it will be a horrible sex accident.

How I felt on a scale of 1 to 10 had no effect on the outcome.
If I intentionally put in the worst answers I can it gives me until the day after tomorrow

2049.
69.
Well Ill live more then i expected.
69.
Well Ill live more then i expected.
July 21, 2049
at the age of 65 years old.
I have a 27% chance of dying by alien abduction. That is my worst fear! AHHHH! I'm scared now!
at the age of 65 years old.
I have a 27% chance of dying by alien abduction. That is my worst fear! AHHHH! I'm scared now!
I'm so funny I crack my head open!
P.M.S. #102
P.M.S. #102
BTW at 83 I assume "horrible accident"means the hands of a pissed off husband.
"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
July 21, 2041
AP News Release
newsstand passes away at the age of 83 years old. Mr. newsstand was driving on I-95 when his automobile was struck with a flying f##k.

AP News Release
newsstand passes away at the age of 83 years old. Mr. newsstand was driving on I-95 when his automobile was struck with a flying f##k.

I want to know how many peple light firecrackers in their mouths then spit them out at the last minute. man that made me laugh.
CJP
Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
CJP
Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
Maybe I should start shaving my nipples.
Don
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."
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