Gawain 0 #26 February 9, 2004 I like the disclaimer: QuoteDisclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on May 12, 2038, as you slip silently into the night. I'll die in May 12, 2038 at the age of 68. So they say...most likely in a horrible accident... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallman 0 #27 February 9, 2004 62! Twice as long as i thought! But i never thought I had a 7% chance of being executed in a third world country...makes me think twice about that summer abroad program in mexico Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites samhussey 0 #28 February 9, 2004 January 17, 2052 at the age of 68 years old. Weird. That'll be the 49th anniversary of my first jump. And the 55th anniversary of my Grandads death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites batbex 0 #29 February 9, 2004 I don't like that test! I'm going to die in 2038, at the age of 56 - its a bit bloody young!!! of either a horrible accident(28%) or alcoholism (17%) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ian84 0 #30 February 9, 2004 hey im dying at 68 in 2052 aswell......must be a vintage year or something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeJD 0 #31 February 9, 2004 February 9, 2004. Hey, thats todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mikemc 0 #32 February 9, 2004 its doesnt suprise me in least, i think alcoholism will be the winner!!!!!!! mine is: June 29, 2038 at the age of 60 years old. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #33 February 9, 2004 QuoteI want to know how many peple light firecrackers in their mouths then spit them out at the last minute. man that made me laugh Why???? It's a serious business Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites winsor 236 #34 February 9, 2004 You can expect to die on: January 13, 2030 at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Horrible Accident (22%) Cancer (19%) Alien Abduction (12%) Heart Attack (8%) Homicide (6%) Drowning (6%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDivaChristie 0 #35 February 9, 2004 October 8, 2052 at the age of 71 years old (1 day before my 72nd birthday ). On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (29%) Horrible Accident (22%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (8%) Heart Attack (6%) Homicide (5%) Alcoholism (5%) not jumping sux Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites newsstand 0 #36 February 9, 2004 QuoteJuly 21, 2041 AP News Release newsstand passes away at the age of 83 years old. Mr. newsstand was driving on I-95 when his automobile was struck with a flying f##k. I new driving was more dangerous than skydiving! "Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zeemax 0 #37 February 9, 2004 Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: January 16, 2040 at the age of 58 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (16%) Horrible Accident (15%) Electrolysis (10%) Alien Abduction (10%) Alcoholism (9%) Cancer (6%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #38 February 9, 2004 September 24, 2060 at the age of 85 years old.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #39 February 9, 2004 QuoteJuly 21, 2041 at the age of 83 years old. And I don't give a flying f*%k if it is a repost. This is the first time I have seen it so that is good enough for me. edit to fix a shit load of typos. I don't care that it's a repost either. If ya notice, my link wasn't to this repost in general, but to my answers before in particular. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Malfunction 0 #40 February 9, 2004 May 7, 2056 - 79 years old Probabilities: Cancer 30% (weird, I don't smoke and noone in my family does either...) Confusion 18% Heart Attack 9% Horrible Accident 8% (I am a SAFE skydiver) Homicide 6% Suicide 6% I thought Confusions was rather fitting... and my girlfriend agrees! I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites newsstand 0 #41 February 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteJuly 21, 2041 at the age of 83 years old. And I don't give a flying f*%k if it is a repost. This is the first time I have seen it so that is good enough for me. edit to fix a shit load of typos. I don't care that it's a repost either. If ya notice, my link wasn't to this repost in general, but to my answers before in particular. My comment wasn't intended to be aimed at anyone in particular, just a general statement on my opinion of the repost police in talk back. "Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jb092 0 #42 February 9, 2004 Well I have untill November 26, 2036 at the age of 65 years old. Better live it up now What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #43 February 9, 2004 My dads results: Estimated date of death - February 14, 2004 at the age of 83 years old. I'll have to call him and tell him to cancel any Sunday plans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Antithesis 0 #44 February 9, 2004 QuoteJust did it. May 13, 2045 at age 71. Probable cause horrible accident. Gee do you think skydiving may have had something to do with it? But skydiving isn't dangerous I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #45 February 9, 2004 Sweet! I stand an equal chance of someone killing me or dying by way of auto-fellatio (5%) Oh, I'm supposed to make it 78. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bmcd308 0 #46 February 9, 2004 I'm only gonna make it to 64. That sucks. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Darius11 12 #47 February 9, 2004 January 14, 2042 at the age of 65 years old. not bad 65 is good. Now that i am sure i will not die until then i am going to jump with out a rig I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveMonkey 0 #48 February 9, 2004 July 8, 2055 at the age of 73 years old Horrible Accident (24%) Heart Attack (14%) Cancer (14%) Alien Abduction (9%) Homicide (8%) Alcoholism (7%) Loneliness (5%)____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caz 0 #49 February 9, 2004 July 16, 2047 at the age of 67 years old Horrible Accident (25%) Alcoholism (17%) Cancer (14%) Alien Abduction (12%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Well mine seems fairly accurate, horrible accident probably will kill me yes, otherwise my drunken binges or the fact that I smoke will. Little bit concerned about the alien adbuction but the 3rd degree burns could always get me while spilling some vodka on myself in a drunken binge then lighting up and catching on fire i suppose. Oh well, into my Palm V it goes...... ~~~ London Skydivers ~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites amir1967 0 #50 February 9, 2004 September 24 75 years old I´ll drink to that I thought I wouldn´t make it to 60AM67 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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samhussey 0 #28 February 9, 2004 January 17, 2052 at the age of 68 years old. Weird. That'll be the 49th anniversary of my first jump. And the 55th anniversary of my Grandads death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #29 February 9, 2004 I don't like that test! I'm going to die in 2038, at the age of 56 - its a bit bloody young!!! of either a horrible accident(28%) or alcoholism (17%) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ian84 0 #30 February 9, 2004 hey im dying at 68 in 2052 aswell......must be a vintage year or something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #31 February 9, 2004 February 9, 2004. Hey, thats todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemc 0 #32 February 9, 2004 its doesnt suprise me in least, i think alcoholism will be the winner!!!!!!! mine is: June 29, 2038 at the age of 60 years old. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #33 February 9, 2004 QuoteI want to know how many peple light firecrackers in their mouths then spit them out at the last minute. man that made me laugh Why???? It's a serious business Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #34 February 9, 2004 You can expect to die on: January 13, 2030 at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Horrible Accident (22%) Cancer (19%) Alien Abduction (12%) Heart Attack (8%) Homicide (6%) Drowning (6%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDivaChristie 0 #35 February 9, 2004 October 8, 2052 at the age of 71 years old (1 day before my 72nd birthday ). On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (29%) Horrible Accident (22%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (8%) Heart Attack (6%) Homicide (5%) Alcoholism (5%) not jumping sux Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newsstand 0 #36 February 9, 2004 QuoteJuly 21, 2041 AP News Release newsstand passes away at the age of 83 years old. Mr. newsstand was driving on I-95 when his automobile was struck with a flying f##k. I new driving was more dangerous than skydiving! "Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #37 February 9, 2004 Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: January 16, 2040 at the age of 58 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (16%) Horrible Accident (15%) Electrolysis (10%) Alien Abduction (10%) Alcoholism (9%) Cancer (6%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #38 February 9, 2004 September 24, 2060 at the age of 85 years old.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #39 February 9, 2004 QuoteJuly 21, 2041 at the age of 83 years old. And I don't give a flying f*%k if it is a repost. This is the first time I have seen it so that is good enough for me. edit to fix a shit load of typos. I don't care that it's a repost either. If ya notice, my link wasn't to this repost in general, but to my answers before in particular. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #40 February 9, 2004 May 7, 2056 - 79 years old Probabilities: Cancer 30% (weird, I don't smoke and noone in my family does either...) Confusion 18% Heart Attack 9% Horrible Accident 8% (I am a SAFE skydiver) Homicide 6% Suicide 6% I thought Confusions was rather fitting... and my girlfriend agrees! I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newsstand 0 #41 February 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteJuly 21, 2041 at the age of 83 years old. And I don't give a flying f*%k if it is a repost. This is the first time I have seen it so that is good enough for me. edit to fix a shit load of typos. I don't care that it's a repost either. If ya notice, my link wasn't to this repost in general, but to my answers before in particular. My comment wasn't intended to be aimed at anyone in particular, just a general statement on my opinion of the repost police in talk back. "Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #42 February 9, 2004 Well I have untill November 26, 2036 at the age of 65 years old. Better live it up now What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 February 9, 2004 My dads results: Estimated date of death - February 14, 2004 at the age of 83 years old. I'll have to call him and tell him to cancel any Sunday plans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #44 February 9, 2004 QuoteJust did it. May 13, 2045 at age 71. Probable cause horrible accident. Gee do you think skydiving may have had something to do with it? But skydiving isn't dangerous I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #45 February 9, 2004 Sweet! I stand an equal chance of someone killing me or dying by way of auto-fellatio (5%) Oh, I'm supposed to make it 78. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #46 February 9, 2004 I'm only gonna make it to 64. That sucks. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #47 February 9, 2004 January 14, 2042 at the age of 65 years old. not bad 65 is good. Now that i am sure i will not die until then i am going to jump with out a rig I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #48 February 9, 2004 July 8, 2055 at the age of 73 years old Horrible Accident (24%) Heart Attack (14%) Cancer (14%) Alien Abduction (9%) Homicide (8%) Alcoholism (7%) Loneliness (5%)____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caz 0 #49 February 9, 2004 July 16, 2047 at the age of 67 years old Horrible Accident (25%) Alcoholism (17%) Cancer (14%) Alien Abduction (12%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Well mine seems fairly accurate, horrible accident probably will kill me yes, otherwise my drunken binges or the fact that I smoke will. Little bit concerned about the alien adbuction but the 3rd degree burns could always get me while spilling some vodka on myself in a drunken binge then lighting up and catching on fire i suppose. Oh well, into my Palm V it goes...... ~~~ London Skydivers ~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amir1967 0 #50 February 9, 2004 September 24 75 years old I´ll drink to that I thought I wouldn´t make it to 60AM67 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
