Skymonkey13 0 #1 February 8, 2004 Sorry about the Caps, it was a copy and paste thing. DURING THE EAST COAST POWER OUTAGE THIS PAST SUMMER, ONLY ONE PARAMEDIC RESPONDED TO THE CALL, THE HOUSE WAS VERY, VERY DARK, SO THE PARAMEDIC ASKED KATELYN, A 3-YEAR-OLD GIRL, TO HOLD A FLASHLIGHT HIGHOVER HER MOMMY SO HE COULD SEE WHILE HE HELPED DELIVER THE BABY. VERY DILIGENTLY KATELYN DID AS SHE WAS ASKED. HEIDI PUSHED AND PUSHED AND AFTER A LITTLE WHILE CONNOR WAS BORN. THE PARAMEDIC LIFTED HIM BY HIS LITTLE FEET AND SPANKED HIM ON HIS BOTTOM. CONNOR BEGAN TO CRY. THE PARAMEDIC THEN THANKED KATELYN FOR HER HELP AND ASKED THE WIDE-EYED 3-YEAR OLD WHAT SHE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT SHE HAD JUST WITNESSED KATELYN QUICKLY RESPONDED, "HE SHOULDN'T HAVE CRAWLED IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, SMACK HIS ASS AGAIN!" ===================================== "Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers" This one is for all of who: a) have kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) know a kid! As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was havinga wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth an said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #2 February 8, 2004 Kids....gotta love 'em!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #3 February 8, 2004 Kids should come with a warning label: Place in a cage from age 2-13. Move to bigger cage at age 13-22... Those funnies are FUNNY.... Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #4 February 8, 2004 A drunk walks out of a bar stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaces. "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Sssomebody sstole my carrr!" the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of hisshh key," the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "personality" hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch, and without missing a beat, blurts out, "Well I'll be damned... ...my girlfriend's gone!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #5 February 8, 2004 ROFLMAO!!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
