What an Idiot!!

[dustin19d 0]

So I finaly got my rig in the mail today that I've been waiting for way too long for.
So I take it over to the Battalion confrence room (its carpeted) to repack it just for the hell of it.
A Private on extra duty was out in the hallway mopping. He pokes his head in and we have the following conversation.

Him:Whats that?

Me: A parachute (I always use easy to understand words with non-skydivers-rather than canopy,Rig)

Him: What do you use that for?

Me: skydiving

Him: How high is that?

Me: It depends(I just left it at that)

Him: Does it always work.

He: It obvioulsy has for me so far.

Him:(after a minute or 2 of studying the odd configuration of cloth and string on the floor) Why dont you just use one big string instead of all thoes little strings, wouldnt that be better?

Me: stare at him for a second then tell him to get back to work in the hall

[Skyrad 0]

ROFLMAO Classic!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[grega 0]

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Him:(after a minute or 2 of studying the odd configuration of cloth and string on the floor) Why dont you just use one big string instead of all thoes little strings, wouldnt that be better?

If you talk to wuffo, you answer wuffo style.
i'd say: "if one breaks i still have 47 lines" that's why

"George just lucky i guess!"

[BASE813 0]

a bit harsh calling him an idiot.........

does not make him an idiot coz he dont know what a parachute is - were you born with all your knoweldge about parachutes - or were you also born "an idiot"??

[dustin19d 0]

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- or were you also born "an idiot"??

We where all born idiots!!

[mjosparky 4]

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- or were you also born "an idiot"??

We where all born idiots!!

Speak for yourself, none of us were born with the knowledge we now have, but we were all born with ability to learn. Some just learn different things.
Sparky

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[cocheese 0]

Never under estimate the intelligence of a wuffo.

I had a friend who jumped once. 6 years later he said " I heard you can breathe through your skin while skydiving.... i saw it on TV " Yea we still love the guy who told the reporter that one. That's hilarious.

[selbbub78 0]

Definitly next time you must answer with a wuffo answer! Or just tell him that you used to have just 1 'string' but it almost chocked you, so you decided to make your own canopy or something. Just be creative. They're stupid, they'll believe anything

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[dustin19d 0]

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Definitly next time you must answer with a wuffo answer! Just be creative. They're stupid, they'll believe anything

I try so hard but I always pass the 8 sec rule.
I definately need to work on my Creative Wuffo Answers.

[nbblood 0]

LMAO.....I can relate.

Cool you got your rig, now let's go jump.....if we can find a place.

Blues,
Nathan

Blues,
Nathan

If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute.

[selbbub78 0]

That's alright, usually i come up with the stuff minutes after it happens.

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[freeflir29 0]

Sounds like one of those guys I used to run into now and again that would say (No I'm not making this up) "I would have joined the Air Force but my ASVAB scores weren't high enough." But hey....he's probably doing at least a mediocre job of mopping those floors.