turtlespeed 221 #126 February 4, 2004 Ypu too slow to even answer her phone.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #127 February 4, 2004 QuoteYpu too slow to even answer her phone. Phone is on the charger right now so it didn't ring. Sorry ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #128 February 4, 2004 QuoteHey Jaye....... Get them doggies trollin'.... Anybody else just sick to aardvarking DEATH of the muff sniffs around here? I was just wondering. OH, and BY THE WAY: God is from Saturn but wad pulls out in Florida. Felchs are ALWAYS right; there is NO OTHER party. I have 13 jumps and no home DZ...I'm unclefucking a wanking brand new Xaos that will be loaded 3:1. I CANNOT die; screw all who say otherwise! My boyfriend in 62 and I'm 21, and he's a jerking communist and I'm a liberal...and we want to raise our babies in the fistfucking Greek "Give it to me" Orthodox church...any advice? AND IF NOBODY responds to bangs thread, I'll just MAKE UP SOME PEOPLE and respond with my other personalities!!! -Jaye "If you can't kill yourself doing it, its not a shafting sport... its a game." - Jose pornalized my post I feel so loved... ...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #129 February 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteAnd The Bull-n-Mouth bar OMG, did I get in trouble at that place......I lost my, nope, not going to tell that story. Tellmetellmetellme! PLEASE? PURTY PLEASE? I won't tell many body else. I LOVED the Bull-n-Mouth. That our favourite hang out as high school kids. We could stay there until it was time to get the bar festivities going. There was at least one waitress that would always give me free refills on my cherry coke, and sometimes never make me pay. Ah, those were the days. Now, about YOUR story...Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #130 February 4, 2004 -What do you love in your mouth, McDuck?? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #131 February 4, 2004 QuoteWhat do you love in your mouth, McDuck?? OMG I'm slippin! I totally missed that. High five chicken head!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #132 February 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhat do you love in your mouth, McDuck?? OMG I'm slippin! I totally missed that. High five chicken head!!! Yep - damn missed that one too - But then i scrolled up and decided he'd have to get the bull drunk first anyway.+I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #133 February 4, 2004 QuoteI have 13 jumps and no home DZ...I'm buying a brand new Xaos that will be loaded 3:1. I CANNOT die; screw all who say otherwise! You left out that for the 13 jumps you also would have 12,534 posts on DZ.com, all in Talk Back.... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #134 February 4, 2004 QuoteYou left out that for the 13 jumps you also would have 12,534 posts on DZ.com, all in Talk Back... What's wrong with that? It makes me both an expert and DAMN popular. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #135 February 4, 2004 QuoteWhat's wrong with that? It makes me both an expert and DAMN popular. with the sheep maybeif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #136 February 4, 2004 Quote-What do you love in your mouth, McDuck?? DOH! I can't believe I left that one there with no advance defense. Trust my dz.com pals to exploit any weakness. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #137 February 4, 2004 QuoteYep - damn missed that one too - But then i scrolled up and decided he'd have to get the bull drunk first anyway.+ I've found that a couple shots of tequila and the bull...wait, what were we talking about? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #138 February 4, 2004 Quotewith the sheep maybe I have an E license in Sheep jumping!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #139 February 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhat do you love in your mouth, McDuck?? OMG I'm slippin! I totally missed that. High five chicken head!!! CHICKEN HEAD??? Is that the BEST you could do??? Edited because..uh...I guess Clay was right...may be gettin' hot in here soon...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #140 February 4, 2004 This is the safestest scarzey sport der iz! I am so glad that there is no chance I could die doing this since I do everything right! I broke my ( ), should I downsize to a smaller parachute so that the 80mph breeze can flare it for me? My reserve parachute is 80 years old... can someone please pack it for me? How does this three ring system work, anyhow? I only have 50 jumps, how should I know? Can I bring my 7 screaming infants and 8 dogs to the dz and leave them on the ground to be watched by my fellow jumpers while I jump? later:D Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #141 February 4, 2004 QuoteCHICKEN HEAD??? Is that the BEST you could do No....but I always stay one step ahead of the Hot Fork. See.....I only pissed the current moderators off BEFORE they were moderators. Hi Lisa...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #142 February 4, 2004 QuoteCan I bring my 7 screaming infants and 8 dogs to the dz and leave them on the ground to be watched by my fellow jumpers while I jump? Yes. and with the money we'll make on the sale of your kids, you could jump for a week or more, at least. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #143 February 4, 2004 QuoteMy reserve parachute is 80 years old... can someone please pack it for me? LOL!!! QuoteCan I bring my 7 screaming infants and 8 dogs to the dz and leave them on the ground to be watched by my fellow jumpers while I jump? LMAOOOO!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #144 February 4, 2004 QuoteLMAOOOO!!!! Laughing your ass off off off off? is there an echo in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #145 February 4, 2004 QuoteMy reserve parachute is 80 years old... can someone please pack it for me?I'm not a rigger but I'll pack it, a rigger only has to pack it the first time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #146 February 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteMy reserve parachute is 80 years old... can someone please pack it for me?I'm not a rigger but I'll pack it, a rigger only has to pack it the first time. ??? I thought that you had to be supervised by a rigger, signed off, and sealed by a rigger... I don't think you can just pack your own reserve without supervision or a ticket. Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
velo90 0 #147 February 4, 2004 till recently, you could pack your own reserve in Germany. Even if you did not have a clue I always let an expert pack mine and it has worked twice. mind you my main has worked much more often when I have packed it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
