tunaplanet 0 #1 February 2, 2004 Can we beat these people? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 February 2, 2004 Please Lord...God almighty...STOP THE WORLD, I WANNA GET OFF!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #3 February 2, 2004 greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #4 February 2, 2004 Once again, proving the point that some people shouldn't reproduce. Imagine how warped that kid is going to turn out."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyhays 86 #5 February 2, 2004 I suspect he will get his ass beat in school...“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #6 February 2, 2004 QuoteI suspect he will get his ass beat in school... Worse: he'll get so picked on he lives in the gym and we'll have hear "what a hit by version 2.0" in the superbowl! But, now that I think about it, you're right! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #7 February 2, 2004 If he becomes a teenager and slaughters his family one evening, I could see the court having leniency. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #8 February 2, 2004 Ah, I think it's cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyhays 86 #9 February 2, 2004 Please tell me ur joking“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #10 February 2, 2004 Isn't there a country somewhere that has a law against giving yoru kids stupid names? I could swear it's one of those chilly northern European countries.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #11 February 2, 2004 In NJ, the court thought "RedFreddy" was cruel. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #12 February 2, 2004 Holy crap! I used to joke about calling my son Grant 2.0 "the improved version" (due to he not being as defective as I) We gave him a different middle name. I just like to keep people from calling him "Junior", because we never intend to be on the cast of HEE HAW_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 February 2, 2004 Sorry, I'm not joking. I don't see anything wrong with putting 2.0 at the end of the kid's name. Doesn't seem any different than putting "II" or "Jr.", except that it's more original. And now the kid will probably end up being somewhat famous just for being the first person to be named like that. Now if I had a kid, I wouldn't personally name it Version 2.0... but then I wouldn't name it "II" or "Jr." either because that's just not my thing... but I think the 2.0 is cute on someone else's kid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #14 February 2, 2004 Very strange. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #15 February 2, 2004 QuoteSorry, I'm not joking. I don't see anything wrong with putting 2.0 at the end of the kid's name. Doesn't seem any different than putting "II" or "Jr.", except that it's more original. And now the kid will probably end up being somewhat famous just for being the first person to be named like that. Now if I had a kid, I wouldn't personally name it Version 2.0... but then I wouldn't name it "II" or "Jr." either because that's just not my thing... but I think the 2.0 is cute on someone else's kid. Agreed. I'm a little surprised, too, by the bulk of the comments on this thread. So it's different, who cares? I think it's neat. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #16 February 2, 2004 hey i kindda like it, but then again I should not be reproducingLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #17 February 2, 2004 ...and he'll have a LOT to tell Oprah...or Springer...or the Judge Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #18 February 2, 2004 QuoteShe said she had "picked out the theme of the baby's room and done other things. I decided to let Jon have this." Sounds like a reasonable delegation to me. "honey, you can pick out the wallpaper, I'm naming him." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #19 February 2, 2004 The ego of men to name children after themselves. I only say men because I don't know any women that name their daughters after themselves. Of course, it's probably been done, just far less common. Assuming the kid grows up with the normal human tendency to have issues with his parents, he can always get revenge by changing his name extension to 2.1. After the typical mid-life crises at 40, he can go to 2.2. And so on. On the other hand, if there's a good chance of inheritance, he can get in good with the father by naming his own son 3.0.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #20 February 2, 2004 Ugh, I can't believe those gross people had sex...... Thanks for putting that Image in my mind....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #21 February 2, 2004 In Holland Michigan (45 mins aaway from me) they all look like that. I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaaska 0 #22 February 2, 2004 QuoteIsn't there a country somewhere that has a law against giving yoru kids stupid names? I could swear it's one of those chilly northern European countries. I don't know about other nordic coutries, but that's true about Finland... The law that Quote 694/1985 english Names Act Nimilaki Namnlag Amendments to the act Ministry: Translation completed: 30.09.1992 Availability: Oikeusministeriö: law.translations@om.fi http://www.finlex.fi/english/laws/index.php Basically what it says is: * A child needs be given a forename after birth * There can be maximum of three forenames * A forename is unacceptable if 1) the name is contrary to to Finnish spelling- or naming conventions. 2) the name is opposite sex's name (thus a girl cannot be named with man's name and the other way around - although some "unisex" names occur) 3) it is a familyname. 4) a sibling or half-sibling already has that name, unless it is the second (fore)name. point 2's convention can be broken if, 1) there is a religious reason for it 2) the person has, trough citizenship, family connection, or by some some other mean a link to a foreign state whose forename convention recognizes such name, OR 3) there is some other valid reason. Oh, and trust me, there are still some quite weird names here as well... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #23 February 2, 2004 "I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake," Cusack... told The Holland Sentinel. Well, what's wrong with David? Or Jeff? Or George? I only hope they remembered to deploy version 2.0 with the patch that fixes that baby naming problem... Seriously, though - I've seen far worse examples of child-naming outrage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #24 February 2, 2004 What the hell kinda school did you go to????? When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #25 February 2, 2004 Quote Ugh, I can't believe those gross people had sex...... Thanks for putting that Image in my mind.... LMAO! What a stupid name...if I was that kid, I'd sue my parents...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites