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I suspect he will get his ass beat in school...



Worse: he'll get so picked on he lives in the gym and we'll have hear "what a hit by version 2.0" in the superbowl!:P But, now that I think about it, you're right!

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Holy crap! I used to joke about calling my son Grant 2.0 "the improved version" (due to he not being as defective as I:ph34r:) We gave him a different middle name.
I just like to keep people from calling him "Junior", because we never intend to be on the cast of HEE HAW:D
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Sorry, I'm not joking. :$ I don't see anything wrong with putting 2.0 at the end of the kid's name. Doesn't seem any different than putting "II" or "Jr.", except that it's more original. And now the kid will probably end up being somewhat famous just for being the first person to be named like that.

Now if I had a kid, I wouldn't personally name it Version 2.0... but then I wouldn't name it "II" or "Jr." either because that's just not my thing... but I think the 2.0 is cute on someone else's kid. ;)

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Sorry, I'm not joking. :$ I don't see anything wrong with putting 2.0 at the end of the kid's name. Doesn't seem any different than putting "II" or "Jr.", except that it's more original. And now the kid will probably end up being somewhat famous just for being the first person to be named like that.

Now if I had a kid, I wouldn't personally name it Version 2.0... but then I wouldn't name it "II" or "Jr." either because that's just not my thing... but I think the 2.0 is cute on someone else's kid. ;)



Agreed.

I'm a little surprised, too, by the bulk of the comments on this thread. So it's different, who cares? I think it's neat.

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The ego of men to name children after themselves. I only say men because I don't know any women that name their daughters after themselves. Of course, it's probably been done, just far less common.

Assuming the kid grows up with the normal human tendency to have issues with his parents, he can always get revenge by changing his name extension to 2.1. After the typical mid-life crises at 40, he can go to 2.2. And so on. On the other hand, if there's a good chance of inheritance, he can get in good with the father by naming his own son 3.0.
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Isn't there a country somewhere that has a law against giving yoru kids stupid names?

I could swear it's one of those chilly northern European countries.



I don't know about other nordic coutries, but that's true about Finland... The law that

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694/1985 english



Names Act
Nimilaki
Namnlag

Amendments to the act

Ministry:


Translation completed:
30.09.1992

Availability:
Oikeusministeriö: law.translations@om.fi



http://www.finlex.fi/english/laws/index.php

Basically what it says is:

* A child needs be given a forename after birth

* There can be maximum of three forenames

* A forename is unacceptable if

1) the name is contrary to to Finnish spelling- or naming conventions.

2) the name is opposite sex's name (thus a girl cannot be named with man's name and the other way around - although some "unisex" names occur)

3) it is a familyname.

4) a sibling or half-sibling already has that name, unless it is the second (fore)name.

point 2's convention can be broken if,

1) there is a religious reason for it

2) the person has, trough citizenship, family connection, or by some some other mean a link to a foreign state whose forename convention recognizes such name, OR

3) there is some other valid reason.

Oh, and trust me, there are still some quite weird names here as well... :D

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"I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake," Cusack... told The Holland Sentinel.

Well, what's wrong with David? Or Jeff? Or George?

I only hope they remembered to deploy version 2.0 with the patch that fixes that baby naming problem... ;)

Seriously, though - I've seen far worse examples of child-naming outrage.

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