lawrocket 3 #51 January 30, 2004 QuoteWhen we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... --Brian O'Rourke When I drink, I sometimes get drunk. When I get drunk, I try to get laid. When I get laid, I live in sin. When I live in sin, I go to hell. I'll shake hands with all of you when I get there! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #52 January 30, 2004 Wow, look at all this girly love. If we were all drinking this much and in the same room, I think there'd be trouble. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #53 January 30, 2004 QuoteQuoteWow. I'm... like.... pretty fuckin drunk now I see you've picked up the local mating call. Well done Lisa. QuoteWhere's that hot freeflyin' swooper man when I need him? AAAAHHHEEMMMM Dude....that was a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #54 January 30, 2004 QuoteI think there'd be trouble. All these opportunities to break in my new camera... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #55 January 30, 2004 QuoteIf we were all drinking this much and in the same room, I think there'd be trouble. I just know there's guys out there typing with one hand right now solely because you said that. For some strange and twisted reason that idea makes me smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #56 January 30, 2004 QuoteDude....that was a good one. Well...she DOES live in South Florida.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #57 January 30, 2004 I just got home with a bottle of Stoly - Don't even bother mixing, just crack it a start swiggin' It's been a fuck of a week here, too folks! Good news is I'm not gonna hafta babysit a maintenance crew much longer! I'm getting a new posistion at work! WooHoo! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #58 January 30, 2004 QuoteI just got home with a bottle of Stoly - Don't even bother mixing, just crack it a start swiggin' See, your problem is you need a mom like mine, who really knows me. For Christmas I got a vodka shot set with long test tube type shots in an ice bucket. Plus, a Simpson's bottle opener with homer yelling, "mmmmm....beer" every time you open a bottle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #59 January 30, 2004 QuotePlus, a Simpson's bottle opener with homer yelling, "mmmmm....beer" every time you open a bottle. I'm getting one of those!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #60 January 30, 2004 QuotePlus, a Simpson's bottle opener with homer yelling, "mmmmm....beer" every time you open a bottle. ROFLMAO!! My ex has that opener. Too funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #61 January 30, 2004 Well to be completely accurate he says: "mmmm beer..." then you hear "gurgle gurgle gurgle" Then he screams: "BEER!!! WOOHOOO! BEER!!" It's the shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #62 January 30, 2004 QuoteMore than that and it could get dangerous. Is that how you end up in pools?Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #63 January 30, 2004 QuoteIs that how you end up in pools? No. Tequila and/or RedBull and Vodka are responsible for me being in pools/ponds. Beer... beers too weak to get me that fucked up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #64 January 30, 2004 Corona numero seite is rapidly approaching dead soldier status. Y'all suck (yes, I am picking up that southern "y'all" shit). You are totally not entertaining me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #65 January 30, 2004 QuoteYou are totally not entertaining me. Stand by.........My laundry should be out of the dryer soon and then I'm off to Best Buy for a Firewire cable and stopping at CVS for Rolling Rock. OK...so give me like 2 more hours..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #66 January 30, 2004 QuoteWell to be completely accurate he says: "mmmm beer..." then you hear "gurgle gurgle gurgle" Then he screams: "BEER!!! WOOHOOO! BEER!!" It's the shit. Mine is... "Mmmmmmm.....beer.... YES, OH YES, WOOHOO!!!!" Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #67 January 30, 2004 You arenot truly infected with the southern speak until you respond to all questions with "do what" "Hey John how is the weather/" "Do what?" "I said, How is the weather?" "It's awwright I guess."Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #68 January 31, 2004 Do what? Fuck! I just opened my last beer and it's only 7 pm!!! What am I gonna do????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #69 January 31, 2004 Do what? Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #70 January 31, 2004 QuoteDo what? Do me. Do you. Doobie doobie do. Phew. I'm really loaded. Good thing I'm already at home or there might be.... trouble tonight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #71 January 31, 2004 Do you? I hear you eat the male after you mate with him. I got to many jumps to get in to be worried about you eating me after.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #72 January 31, 2004 Quote I hear you eat the male after you mate with him. Nope. Ya got it all wrong. I eat the male before I mate with him. Shit. Did I just say that out loud? Again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuchulinn 0 #73 January 31, 2004 HEHEHEHE nighty night sweet Bytch! SMA#18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #74 January 31, 2004 Quotenighty night sweet Bytch! What? I'm still up. I still have a beer left in the fridge. I'm saving it for later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #75 January 31, 2004 QuoteQuotenighty night sweet Bytch! What? I'm still up. I still have a beer left in the fridge. I'm saving it for later. A beer? WTF is just starting time. I got a fifth of Citrus Smirnoff and a 30 pack of Bud Light. I plan to be comatose by 12:00 party on!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
