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Paige

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Oh goodie. I'll have business cards printed up right away!

"Horizontal Personal Trainer"

:ph34r::):o



Horizontal only? How limiting... :) :ph34r:



Can't be picky about a title. I'll take it even if it doesn't describe my full abilities. It's always better when someone else gives you the title or nickname.
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Damn, maybe that's why no guys here at college hit on me when I'm out at the bars drunk

Who knows?!?!?!



You just need to get noticed. I kept losing you in the crowd at LW except when you were standing on a couch. ;) Ever seen a bicycle in traffic with one of those flags? Get a hat with a spinner. :ph34r:

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Damn, maybe that's why no guys here at college hit on me when I'm out at the bars drunk

Who knows?!?!?!



You just need to get noticed. I kept losing you in the crowd at LW except when you were standing on a couch. ;) Ever seen a bicycle in traffic with one of those flags? Get a hat with a spinner. :ph34r:



Thanks for the advice. If I'm drunk, I'm usually loud so I get noticed. I usually dress with more flare so heads usually turn when I walk in. Alas, nothing:( Not that I would take if they offered but no one ever hits on me. I'm always having to approach[:/]:P
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Oh, sure! I've got this memory "Ummm... guys... guys... dirt diving? Skydive?..." You're an organizer's worst nightmare.
:D



I'm sorry but I couldn't pass up the chance at an aligator dance & ass smackin:P;) Next time get video and promise them they can watch after the dive! :):)
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Duh, you've got it all wrong, it's her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's. And when she's had enough, yours.



No No No my friend.

It's hers and hers and hers and mine and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and hers and mine and hers and hers. That's how it's supposed to go. (and if not, well I've never had any complaints when it goes like that)
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Haha, thanks for the list Paige. I have gotten that email before too. It's always funny to read things like that to make it EVEN MORE convincing to sleep with someone ;)

WFFC- you hit the nail right on the head with your orgasm comment. You guys are machines of some sort- just always remember the rule "ladies first!"
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!



That really does explain a lot!! B| Holy shit on a stick, I learned something valuable in a TalkBack forum!!! :S


You forgot this one.

10. You're having sex, dude. What else do you need to say? :D:D:D

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I thought that's what vibrators were for.... I'm not a machine damnit!



;)Those are good too;) Sometimes chicks freak out about that shit though. My roommate is one such person so I decided to get her a vibrator for her b-day on the 12th of Feb:P;) She's gonna be so embarrassed:$



Be sure to buy her extra batteries......
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No headaches? Lucky girl, I have bad alergies so when I say I have a headache, look out. It's usually a migraine and don't want to be touched at all. I'd have to say that my bf has pulled the "headache"/whine thing more than I have.

Girl power!
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