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Made me think of the same vidoe as I was reading thogh the posts. One of the best videos I think I ever saw. Definately made beer move through my nostrils.

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BArrrrrrrmmmmmyyyyy TRaining SiRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!



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Raaaaazzzzzzzzzzzlllllllllll dddaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzllllllll.



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No no no, No questions please. We just want to go back to our hotel room and have some really serious sex.



Exceptional knowledge, people. I'm so proud.

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How many of you would say you speak English fairly well, but with some difficulty?
A little English? Yes, you speak some English.

Son-of-bitch. Shit.

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Gentlemen, it's party time, battalion style!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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BArrrrrrrmmmmmyyyyy TRaining SiRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Raaaaazzzzzzzzzzzlllllllllll dddaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzllllllll.



No no no, No questions please. We just want to go back to our hotel room and have some really serious sex.

Be careful...you might get the spatula treatment:|


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Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin.

Well, I got the sh** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it



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What happens if I refuse to get on the bus?

Oh, you look like a sensitive, intelligent guy. Don't make me shoot you.



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I've got to dry-out or I'll be dead before I'm 30. The army is my only chance.

You could join a monastery.

Did you ever see a monk get wildly-fu**ed by some teenage girls?

Never.

So much for the monastery.


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WOW!!!

That's so cool (for you animal lovers out there, I wouldn't be saying that unless he was already dead).
-Kramer


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That comment reminds me of the statement from the paramedics who accidentally set that woman on fire Monday with a defibrillator...they figure that, while it could be upsetting to some, "When you defibrillate a person, they are already dead." So really, no harm done.


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I heard about this on the radio, OH GOD, can you imagine the smell? People were probably puking for miles!!! :o

"That's da fact Jack!" :D I loved that movie
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To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities.

--Nevil Shute, Slide Rule

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"I think we should give a big round of applause to our newest and bestest friend and big toe, Sgt Hulka!" :D
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To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities.

--Nevil Shute, Slide Rule

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