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kai2k1

I'm Such An Idiot

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S Q U I D ??????

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Haha. Ummmm, sorry about your eyes. But you get to have a beer after you're done flying for the day. Sometimes I don't get a beer for months!

;)



Yah...but you get to land on carriers and shit! I only ever got to fly skydivers with skychicks earning extra altitude. Man....really...you're better off. I'll just stay here and toil with this miserable job. ;)

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The BBQ place is gone now. Something new there now. Not sure what type of restaurant.I haven't been down there since December. The weather has been so crappy, I haven't been able to fly :(
I was SUPPOSED to have flown up to QL Last week...
Scheduled again for this Saturday...but not looking too likely....
If you ever pass through here again.. give me a shout

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earthbound misfit

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No offense, but I'm assuming your male? LOL..LOL..LOL... yeah, that light..the "fuel light" that means GET GAS, not see how long till I run out of gas....lol..lol..

I think this trait is on the Y-chomosone....all my guy friends have simalr stories and I can never figure out why...hehehehehe

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Nope, I think the Idiot King medal goes to the new car salesman who went with me on a test drive. We got all of 3 miles away when the car ran out of gas on the freeway onramp!

It took >30 minutes for his staff back at the dealership to stop laughing and send someone out with a gallon of gas for the doomed car!

Needless to say, I didn't buy a car there....

ltdiver

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

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Dammmm, That is Dumb. OK Ok, here's one for ya. New years eve at a party, I was with some wuffo freinds and of course the topic came to skydiving, one of the guys there that didnt know I skydive blurted out that skydivers have 3 parachutes attached to them. I was thinking about correcting him but I was enjoying the moment too much.
Jumpy Jumpy??

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Hmmmmmmmm. You know, I shouldn't be so hard on our friends in our sister service. Hell, in flight refueling is so commonplace these days . . . I can hit a drogue better than I can fly the ball. But I just like to take jabs at my Air Farce brethren whenever I can.

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FunBobby



Oh man, don't the tandem passengers get skeered when you put your jet so close to 'em?




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Oh, what do you fly, btw? A US acquaintance of mine is about to start flying the B1. Now that's firepower. Am trying to convince 'im to drop meatbombs, but he is being uncooperative. Bet it must be because he's an air force guy, huh?

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Well, I officially claim myself King Idiot



*trumpets*

He're ye', he're ye', the King has dubbed himself and idiot, and due to his rightful place of power by birthright we must hail to him!!

"ALL HAIL, KING IDIOT!!!"

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Sorry bout your luck pal, at least you learned something from it, so it's not all bad!! ;)

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Hmmmmmmmm. You know, I shouldn't be so hard on our friends in our sister service. Hell, in flight refueling is so commonplace these days . . . I can hit a drogue better than I can fly the ball. But I just like to take jabs at my Air Farce brethren whenever I can.

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FunBobby



Oh man, don't the tandem passengers get skeered when you put your jet so close to 'em?



Uh oh. Well, I guess those words would elicit that sort of response from skydivers. Actually, the drogues I hit are meant to engaged, and when I hit em, it looks something like this.

I fly the WarHoover, by the way. Any guesses as to what that is?

;)

FunBobby

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...Uh oh. Well, I guess those words would elicit that sort of response from skydivers. Actually, the drogues I hit are meant to engaged, and when I hit em, it looks something like this. ;)



...Sheesh...looks like a couple of jets gettin' it on to me...:S:P;)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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