britboynz 0 #1 January 23, 2004 Latest news just in - Gay Drop zone opens in Chicago area. In an attempt to introduce the sport of skydiving to Chicago's gay population, Skydive Chicago paints its hangars pink. The DZ's twin otter aircraft is to undergo a similar paint job and will be renamed 'Priscilla'. The dropzone bar has also undergone a major revamp with several mirror balls installed & its redneck music collection thrown out and replaced with Abba, Kylie Minogue & sister sledge cds, among others. Regular skydivers have had mixed reactions to the changes, however all of its male jumpers were said to be 'thrilled' at the prospect of teaching lesbians how to skydive. .......................................................... Bwaaaahahahah! Apologies to the other thread...thought this *too* good an opportunity to poke fun & for it to be lost in 9 pages of posts heheh Russ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 January 23, 2004 Stand by for flame war... Donning fire suit, fire boots, fire helmet/mask and breaking out the hotdogs and marshmellows.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #3 January 23, 2004 QuoteStand by for flame war... Donning fire suit, fire boots, fire helmet/mask and breaking out the hotdogs and marshmellows. Marshmallows -' - What?? You donned the fire suitMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 January 23, 2004 Popcorn... munch mmmmm hmm no lavendar in the picture... munch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #5 January 23, 2004 smores"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #6 January 23, 2004 Hot dogs! Brats! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #7 January 23, 2004 I love a good bonfire.... try not to scream and wriggle too much. [warms hands] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuchulinn 0 #8 January 23, 2004 Smores!!!!! SMA#18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #9 January 23, 2004 QuoteSmores I got that one already...where is Ivan when you need him?"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #10 January 23, 2004 Quote Hot dogs! At this dropzone you might want to rethink that.... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #11 January 23, 2004 And at this place.... it will literally be "Raining Men". Sorry.... couldn't resist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #12 January 23, 2004 yeah - and they play the tag line of "raining men" over a huge loudspeaker if you cross the runway under 1000ft instead of a siren like at perris. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
britboynz 0 #13 January 23, 2004 Quote What?? You donned the fire suit Presumably getting ready for his fireman strip routine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 January 23, 2004 No, see, with me, I start nekid and people pay me to put parts of the clothing BACK on.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #15 January 23, 2004 QuoteAnd at this place.... it will literally be "Raining Men". Sorry.... couldn't resist. I get jokes. hahahaa My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #16 January 23, 2004 QuoteNo, see, with me, I start nekid and people pay me to put parts of the clothing BACK on. I guess that's a quick way to make some cash if you're in a bind."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #17 January 23, 2004 Quoteyeah - and they play the tag line of "raining men" over a huge loudspeaker if you cross the runway under 1000ft instead of a siren like at perris. You know, if I remember correctly, that was actually one of the 'theme songs' at the Mondial in Gap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicLou 0 #18 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuote What?? You donned the fire suit Presumably getting ready for his fireman strip routine? Dave, how many jump tickets can you get for a table dance? Lou ___________________________________ . . . now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb - Dark Helmet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 January 23, 2004 I can usually get a good, 2 maybe even 3 dollars. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #20 January 23, 2004 Question....if that's a DZ for gays...Will they VOGUE in freefall? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #21 January 23, 2004 **hanging out** with my spoon & jar full of peanut butter~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #22 January 23, 2004 Hmmm, When does the flaming start?? I'm hungry & I want to roast someone. Oh oh oh , I know - I'll send this to BCH7773, he jumps gay gear anyways, he'll appreciate this!!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheShrubber 0 #23 January 23, 2004 Where did this idea come from? I like that hanger white better. At least the last time I jumped at Skydive Chicago it was white. I don't think the farmers would like that pink hanger either. LOL. But that is pretty damm funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #24 January 23, 2004 QuoteHmmm, When does the flaming start?? I'm hungry & I want to roast someone. I don't think they ment THAT type of flamingif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #25 January 23, 2004 the DZ is called Skydive Chicogay right ??---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
