Paige 0 #26 January 23, 2004 QuoteI can usually get a good, 2 maybe even 3 dollars. I think if you only get paid $2 or $3 bucks than the ladies must want to see you naked. Otherwise, they'd pay more to see you get dressed quicker.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #27 January 23, 2004 Faaaaaabulous Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #28 January 23, 2004 QuoteWhere did this idea come from? I like that hanger white better. At least the last time I jumped at Skydive Chicago it was white. I don't think the farmers would like that pink hanger either. LOL. But that is pretty damm funny. I understand the issue of "keeping good with the neighbors" in skydiving, but is the color of the hangar really that much concern to farmers? That would be like us complaining that up to about 5k you can really smell the liquified cow shit they're spraying on the fields below us. I like the pink hangar. But, then, I have a beige allergy (so many years in software ), and white or off-white (or even white with red stripes) hangars are a dime a dozen. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #29 January 23, 2004 QuoteFaaaaaabulous BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Dude, now I gotta clean soda off my screen...lol. Thank you...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #30 January 23, 2004 Oh, it is just darling. But will freefall mess with my hair? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxingrrl 0 #31 January 23, 2004 Suppose the Fab Five from Queer Eye will relocate to Chicago-- redecorating all the way? Their new mission will be to eliminate slovenly jumpers with mismatched gear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #32 January 24, 2004 QuoteTheir new mission will be to eliminate slovenly jumpers with mismatched gear. You dissin' on my fuscia risers chica? -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxingrrl 0 #33 January 24, 2004 The fuschia risers are perfect-- just brilliant, but you really need to use more product in your hair, find some shoes and a handbag-- I mean gearbag-- to match. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyrat 1 #34 January 24, 2004 I love my "Fruit Salad" Stiletto. Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #35 January 24, 2004 I wonder how long the "chute packing course" would last at a gay dropzone . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyrat 1 #36 January 24, 2004 This whole thread was way funny. It's nice that skydivers have a sense of humor. Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #37 January 24, 2004 I'm Super! Thanks for asking, silly buns! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #38 January 24, 2004 QuoteThis whole thread was way funny. It's nice that skydivers have a sense of humor. yeah, but were any of the skydivers honestly homosexual?! ......... see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #39 January 24, 2004 There are a few on this board....you never know.... I know one of them and he is a doll..he will be happy to see his former home is now PINK!!!!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #40 January 24, 2004 QuoteFaaaaaabulous I'm moving to Chicago Holy crap that freak'n hilarious!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #41 January 24, 2004 I thought the jokes were funny and all but, WHOA! I had NO idea that it could be SO bad! That's too much pink for CHRISTOPHER LOwl! That really is a shame and I'm sure that took alot of work too. It's like those SCREW UP design choices that happen on "Trading Spaces" show. WOW ???60% loss of Biz. to be projected??_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #42 January 24, 2004 Now we just need someone to design a new line of jumpsuits with relocated grippers. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #43 January 24, 2004 QuoteNow we just need someone to design a new line of jumpsuits with relocated grippers. R.I.P. >>>I admit it.. I've been had. I have seen strange things come over "eccentric"(meaning gone nuts but, still rich) friends before, like this._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #44 January 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteThis whole thread was way funny. It's nice that skydivers have a sense of humor. yeah, but were any of the skydivers honestly homosexual?! ......... I haven't heard anyone say homosexual in a long time.... ....and I'm from San Francisco! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #45 January 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteThis whole thread was way funny. It's nice that skydivers have a sense of humor. yeah, but were any of the skydivers honestly homosexual?! ......... I haven't heard anyone say homosexual in a long time.... ....and I'm from San Francisco! You HEARD dome say homosexual? Or did you READ that someone TYPED homosexual? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #46 January 24, 2004 Homosexual sounds like something you only touch with tweezers. I prefer homo, fag, twinkle toes . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #47 January 24, 2004 QuoteAnd at this place.... it will literally be "Raining Men". Sorry.... couldn't resist. this isnt funny....Our very own CoconutMonkey requested this song for me to sing on Kareoke night (without my knowledge)"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #48 January 24, 2004 QuoteI prefer homo, fag, twinkle toes . . . So.. Twinkle toes are you going to venture into the Montana wilderness this summer??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #49 January 24, 2004 QuoteSo.. Twinkle toes are you going to venture into the Montana wilderness this summer??? There's lots of Bears....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #50 January 25, 2004 "homosexual" ....trying to be P.C. i'm from San Francisco too see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites