peachsouthern 0 #1 January 20, 2004 Roommate just got this calender.. *Parking Spots - the best ones are always taken *Coupons - the more they take off the better *Computers - They still quite think for themselves *Machinery - They are better when they're well oiled *Televisions - They should all come with a mute button. *Goldfish - They'd all starve if you didn't feed them *Dessert Trays - They're more appealing if they're loaded. *Maps - They believe one inch equals a mile *Tennis Balls - It's fun to jugle two ot three *Chocolates - Wait to long and only the weird nutty ones are left *Closets - Are they really ever big enough???? *Chimpanzees - Sometimes you'd swear they were almost human "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #2 January 20, 2004 Sounds to me like the female that wrote this has a serious problem with, or hates men altogether. I'd imagine she couldn't find a man that would touch her with a 10 foot pole!-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #3 January 20, 2004 I always heard we were like linoleum... -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peachsouthern 0 #4 January 20, 2004 Though this of course nothing of my own opinion....thought I might start some trouble!!! I do agree about the author!!! you can find more on www.bCreative.com "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 January 20, 2004 I'm assuming your roommate is still single? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #6 January 20, 2004 QuoteI always heard we were like linoleum... well... elaborate?! What, slippery when wet? I like this one: Quote*Chocolates - Wait to long and only the weird nutty ones are left That's cute.. ! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ian84 0 #7 January 20, 2004 Quote*Televisions - They should all come with a mute button. The feeling is mutual Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 January 20, 2004 Quote*Chocolates - Wait to long and only the weird nutty ones are left Hey...that sounds like ME __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #9 January 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteI always heard we were like linoleum... well... elaborate?! What, slippery when wet? It's old, but if you lay us right the first time, you can walk all over us for the rest of our lives. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #10 January 20, 2004 My wife and I agree that after Marriage counseling and the knowledge of "MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS", She is from MARS and I'm from Venus. So, in our house, men are like: An ATM machine that just needs a HUG. I write poetry and she modifies her RAM (small & strange factiod)._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #11 January 20, 2004 Well I have been cheated on 4 times and I still think woman are the most amazing things in thew whole world. Why do woman hate men so much? lol Especially you South! JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peachsouthern 0 #12 January 20, 2004 Trust me...I do not hate men!!! Ivan - sweetie you are far from the chocolate ones....when are we gonna jump!!! Personally my fav is the machinery one!!!! "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 January 20, 2004 Quote I always heard we were like linoleum...[join post here]if you lay us right the first time, you can walk all over us for the rest of our lives. Oh. I thought it went like this. Men are like linoleum. They yellow as they age, get nasty waxy build-up, and after a while start peeling at the edges. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peachsouthern 0 #14 January 20, 2004 And you guys thought I was bad!!!! "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirCav 0 #15 January 20, 2004 Don't take it so personal guys.....I myself thought it was funny!GW685,D3888,C5052,SCS843 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #16 January 20, 2004 Quote And you guys thought I was bad!!!! What did I do? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #17 January 20, 2004 and here i was thinking you were a cool gal but now well okay, i still do.... what can i say..... pretty women have that power over me..... on the other hand....well, oh wait ... where is my other hand............. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirCav 0 #18 January 20, 2004 I didn't know my wife knew so much about LINOLEUM................Maybe that's why we've been together for 30 yearsGW685,D3888,C5052,SCS843 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #19 January 20, 2004 TO the authress of this gem. QuoteRoommate just got this calender.. *Parking Spots - the best ones are always taken - quit getting drunk and fighting early am hangovers so you get out a little earlier to the market. *Coupons - the more they take off the better - Hmmm. Does she find her men through newpaper ads? WHat kinda guy is she looking for if she needs a coupon? *Computers - They still quite think for themselves - "SYNTAX ERROR" *Machinery - They are better when they're well oiled - Dang, the gal who wrote that is a FREAK!!! *Televisions - They should all come with a mute button. - Get us pizza and beer and we'll shut up! *Goldfish - They'd all starve if you didn't feed them - Again, get us pizza and beer and... *Dessert Trays - They're more appealing if they're loaded. - "And with a nice life insurance policy and ready access to cyanide" *Maps - They believe one inch equals a mile - "And have also been known to fall for "I weigh 105 pounds" *Tennis Balls - It's fun to jugle two ot three - And women getting caught doing this can cause quite a "racket" *Chocolates - Wait to long and only the weird nutty ones are left - "It's what's on the inside that counts" *Closets - Are they really ever big enough???? - Yeah they are. Most of your boyfriends are IN said closet... Maybe they didn't start there, either... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #20 January 20, 2004 CLASSIC!!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinjackflash 0 #21 January 20, 2004 Romance Novel Lovers... When you behave like total vixens... disclaimer: lol - only in private of course! We wouldn't want our buds seeing us all sweet and lovey and all! peace jjfIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #22 January 20, 2004 Gotta love it. Know what's even funnier, hon? Are the individuals that would have no issue with posting or seeing "Women are like..." threads but are having an issue with "Men are like..." Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #23 January 20, 2004 A certain someone says "Men are like bass, you throw back the little ones and mount the big ones." Let's see... who was that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #24 January 20, 2004 Quote*Machinery - They are better when they're well oiled It's important to have hobbies. Yeah, baby! The Machinery. Quote*Goldfish - They'd all starve if you didn't feed them You know women who cook? Excellent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #25 January 20, 2004 QuoteI'd imagine she couldn't find a man that would touch her with a 10 foot pole! Don't you mean a 120-mile pole? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Viking 0 #20 January 20, 2004 CLASSIC!!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #21 January 20, 2004 Romance Novel Lovers... When you behave like total vixens... disclaimer: lol - only in private of course! We wouldn't want our buds seeing us all sweet and lovey and all! peace jjfIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #22 January 20, 2004 Gotta love it. Know what's even funnier, hon? Are the individuals that would have no issue with posting or seeing "Women are like..." threads but are having an issue with "Men are like..." Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 January 20, 2004 A certain someone says "Men are like bass, you throw back the little ones and mount the big ones." Let's see... who was that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 January 20, 2004 Quote*Machinery - They are better when they're well oiled It's important to have hobbies. Yeah, baby! The Machinery. Quote*Goldfish - They'd all starve if you didn't feed them You know women who cook? Excellent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #25 January 20, 2004 QuoteI'd imagine she couldn't find a man that would touch her with a 10 foot pole! Don't you mean a 120-mile pole? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
