hmatousek 0 #51 January 23, 2004 The Chicken Dance!!!!Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #52 January 23, 2004 Yup, hijacked.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #53 January 23, 2004 Quoteother real country artists, not that boy-band pop-country out of fucking nashville that you'd line dance to. I'll show you that ...Quoteout of fucking nashville Ya big tall... texan. Chris... Grew up in Nashville, ya... oh what ever.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #54 January 23, 2004 QuoteY'all hijacked a perfectly good thread.. If we ever meet, I'll ask you to dance and try and make it up to ya. I'm a big fan of Dancing... and humor.... I don't know 2 step, but I definately have rythm so make room. I can dork dance, break dance and moon walk, so prepare to shake it!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #55 January 23, 2004 I agree with you - My girl goes out of her way for me - If she needed a dancing partner I would learn in a heartbeat. It's a very easy way to make her happy!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #56 January 23, 2004 QuoteIt's a very easy way to make her happy! So is being good with your tongue Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #57 January 23, 2004 watch out she's a texan, now a nashvillian... (and my sister... easy there timmy) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #58 January 23, 2004 Oooh, yes to all. Except? They have to follow. Even when your not doing it perfectly, even if you miss a beat. Because? Even if you miss a beat, if she follows? Then you both are together, as such? It can't even be noticed. Peace, and Love, to you JackIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #59 January 23, 2004 QuoteBut dancer who truly dance are way better in bed than some drunk girl! Well, we have no scientific data suggesting this, at least not directly. So we'll need a control group and an experimental group. In the interest of science and the future of mankind, I'll do my part of the experiment if the women will do theirs . And no. I don't dance. Primitive mating rituals found in the human animal. Bah, pathetic species. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #60 January 23, 2004 Quotewatch out she's a texan, now a nashvillian... (and my sister... easy there timmy)What ever chris... It's DANCING... You know... D-A-N-C-I-N-G... listening to the beat and moving to it? Now stop hijacking this threadMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #61 January 23, 2004 heheheheheh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #62 January 23, 2004 QuoteCan you two step? Can you polka? Can you tango? Can you waltz? Do you know the hustle? They can teach you, you freaking geeks. Ask them I can't do any of those. I don't like to dance. I think I made it through 1 song at New Year's and then slipped out the back. I think my hatred for dancing stems from my parents making me go to Cotillion when I was in Middle School. That was painful.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #63 January 23, 2004 Hey Deuce, I can two step, polka, tango, waltz, I know the hustle (why I have no damn clue), Salsa, Merengue (spelling?), cha cha, and jitterbug. Am I a man in your eyes now? (And by the way fellas, learning to dance does help, and it's a hell of a lot more fun than standing on the wall like in 7th grade....) Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #64 January 23, 2004 QuoteStop it you wussies. Can you two step? Can you polka? Can you tango? Can you waltz? Do you know the hustle? They can teach you, you freaking geeks. Ask them I'm tired. Get off your asses. Have some fun without the makeup. Go dancing. They are so pretty. They smell so good. They feel so nice. It's worth learning how to dance. JP Nite all. ------------------------------ Two what? Polka who? Tango where? Waltz when? Hustle how? Whats all this crazy talk?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #65 January 23, 2004 WrongWay you're my hero!!! Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #66 January 23, 2004 The only Merengue that I know is Lemon Merengue and it's not like I get a lot of that. These darned women are out dancing instead of learning valuable cooking skills. Where is my sammich dammit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #67 January 23, 2004 QuoteSo is being good with your tongue That too, but usually being good on you feet helps you get there (faster) =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #68 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteCan you two step? Can you polka? Can you tango? Can you waltz? Do you know the hustle? They can teach you, you freaking geeks. Ask them I can't do any of those. I don't like to dance. I think I made it through 1 song at New Year's and then slipped out the back. I think my hatred for dancing stems from my parents making me go to Cotillion when I was in Middle School. That was painful. Ahhh, yes. Yet another reason to like Andrea. Dance? Me? Sure, as long as it's really slow and I get to hold her really close and tight. That's it for me.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #69 January 23, 2004 QuoteDance? Me? Sure, as long as it's really slow and I get to hold her really close and tight. That's it for me. Oh yeah, that kind of dancing I can handle. But, when you're dancing like that, you're not really thinking about dancing, are you? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #70 January 23, 2004 "I solemnly swear that I will never two-step to Rascal Flatts. And futhermore, I will leave any supposed "dance hall" that plays them." All hail REK!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #71 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteDance? Me? Sure, as long as it's really slow and I get to hold her really close and tight. That's it for me. Oh yeah, that kind of dancing I can handle. But, when you're dancing like that, you're not really thinking about dancing, are you? True true, Andrea. Then again, take a look in the mirror. OK, got that vision? Now tell me, if you were slow dancin' with that image, would you be thinking about dancin'? I didn't think so! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #72 January 23, 2004 You know, REK has what is quite possibly the most perfect 2-step'n song. The live version of "The Road Goes on Forever" is freak'n perfect for a cool dance. Start off slow, easy, straight 2 step at the beginning of the song (which is slow anyways). As the song builds start swinging the 3rd beat ("dragging" it out a bit) and adding in some turns, and some backwards steps. When you get to the instrumental part before the very last verse, start turning, pause for a few steps, reverse the turn. After the last verse, when the song is really going, do about 4-5 really fast left hand turns, then kick out of the turn by spinning the girl with the left hand, turn while spinning handing off to the right hand, around the back, spin one more time with the left hand, catch, turn to go backwards but with the flow of the floor. Right hand spin, around the back, left hand spin, catch, turn so you're now facing forward, do a couple left hand turns, then toss out a couple rights. Add spins as needed. If the girl doesn't leave the floor absolutely dizzy, then the guy didn't do it right. No, I never actually sat down and thought about it, that's just what I usually do.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #73 January 23, 2004 You can dance if you want to, you can leave your fears behind. And if your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine. We can dance, we can sing... I am one dancing motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #74 January 23, 2004 Now Chuck, where's the Safety in Dancing? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #75 January 23, 2004 Cool.. I'll print that out and next time a guy asks me to dance, I'll give him those instructions. hehehe.. that'd be funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
