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1. The lack of at least 18 inches of personal space in public places. Must I be rubbing elbows with everyone I have to sit next to? Pretty soon they'll just make you sit on each other's lap.


Of course I can take it, I'm a grown man but come on, must we pack ourselves into small spaces at all times? Talk about longing for the wilderness.

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people who think the world is revolving around them should be shot to make room for the nice people



You wanna shoot me?:P



Nah, Sunshine, he doesn't want to shoot you -- he said he wanted to shoot those who thought the world revolves around them.

We know the world revolves around you, so he could not have been talking about you.;)

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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Nah, Sunshine, he doesn't want to shoot you -- he said he wanted to shoot those who thought the world revolves around them.

We know the world revolves around you, so he could not have been talking about you.



God i LOVE you jack. TLML is one lucky woman. :)

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flyangel gives JP, Chris, and Joey all a slap on the face, cause I just found out what a reach around is
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Here's a good one:

I take the elevator down to the parking garage this morning, and find that the bed of my pickup is half filled with some lazy fucks household garbage. Not in bags mind you, just strewn in the bed of my truck. They are installing a new trash compactor in my building this week, so we all have to take our garbage to the dumpster on the 4th floor. Except for this lazy turd, he dumps his trash in my truck. It took me 45 minutes to clean it up. This guy is such a moron, that he threw away papers that identified him. I've got his name, apartment number, pictures of the trash, and his identidying papers. Our parking garage, and building is completely secure, so no one from outside could have done this. I don't even know this dude, why would he want to fuck with me?

The first thing I am going to do is scare the shit out of him, and get him to admit to doing it. Then all I think I am going to do is make him pay to have my truck detailed, or else arrest him for some lame littering or tresspassing charge. I'm pissed, what do ya'll think I should do. I can't go and kick his ass (my first inclination), cause I would lose my job. Thoughts, suggestions?
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flyangel gives JP, Chris, and Joey all a slap on the face, cause I just found out what a reach around is



Can we start a poll titled "Which of these 3 would you like to receive a reach around from?"

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hypocrites piss me off probably more than anything.

also a pet pieve of mine lately has been people that write these deep insights into their souls as IM profiles, or think they are bearing their tortured souls to the world but then don't say anything face to face.


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Excellent point! folks get taken back when I'm wide open in person too, yet they pretend they are someone other than who THEY said they were prior.
>>>>>>>>>I hate jack ASSES! that think they are good at 1 thing (job,...whatever) so, they are superior to all( as if they would say any of it to my face:D)
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flyangel gives JP, Chris, and Joey all a slap on the face, cause I just found out what a reach around is



Can we start a poll titled "Which of these 3 would you like to receive a reach around from?"



Why stop at which one :o

BTW, just got a PM from someone else asking what a reach around is. See, I'm not the only one that didn't know.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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BTW, just got a PM from someone else asking what a reach around is. See, I'm not the only one that didn't know.



Hehe, that is too funny. I have a huge smile on my face just thinking about a good reach around....

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BTW, just got a PM from someone else asking what a reach around is. See, I'm not the only one that didn't know.



Hehe, that is too funny. I have a huge smile on my face just thinking about a good reach around....



:D:D I also have a smile on my face, now that I know what it is:$
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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BTW, just got a PM from someone else asking what a reach around is. See, I'm not the only one that didn't know.



Hehe, that is too funny. I have a huge smile on my face just thinking about a good reach around....



Bunch or pervs......:)
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Hey you be nice, or you'll be getting a reach around when you come to Denver next month. I'll see to it that Steve takes care of you;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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BTW, just got a PM from someone else asking what a reach around is. See, I'm not the only one that didn't know.



Hehe, that is too funny. I have a huge smile on my face just thinking about a good reach around....



:D:D I also have a smile on my face, now that I know what it is:$



While I have a fairly good idea of what the second term is (based on context), I've never heard that before either. Guess I'll have to rent American Pie. :P
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Hey you be nice, or you'll be getting a reach around when you come to Denver next month. I'll see to it that Steve takes care of you



Damn Mar. If you provide reach arounds with dinner, when do i get to come over?

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