AirCav 0 #26 January 22, 2004 I guess you should have listened to Pop.Really though mine is a lot better than her mother. Otherwise I wouldn't have kept her around for 30 years... or visa-versaGW685,D3888,C5052,SCS843 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3ringheathen 0 #27 January 22, 2004 Quote I gotta remember that just in case I ever find myself in a position of being married someday. Don't do it! It's a trick! -Josh If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive. -Me* *Ron has accused me of plagiarizing this quote. He attributes it to Douglas Adams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 January 22, 2004 Typical posters: From political threads: "I believe in the complete separation of the left leg from the right." "Now that's what I call standing up for what you believe in." Philosophers: "Emotions are the mind's near-instantaneous evaluation of a perceived fact or idea as either good or bad for the individual. Hence, my wet panties." "Contradictions do not exist. You can't insert it there and there at the same time. Wait a second. Open up the top drawer of my nightstand." Grammar Nazis: "To say 'Fuck me harder' one must first know how to say the 'me'." (Note the good grammar and spelling ) Atheists: "Damn, whose name do I yell out?" Individualists: "There's no such thing as a collective orgasm. But let's try our best." Business managers posting from work: "Good for you, you finally found my G-spot. Score one for goal-directed action." Future romance novelists: "You selfish. greedy, insensitive bitch! What? You don't like my pillow talk?" "No, I'm not crying, something is in my eye." (I love women who get this joke ) Leave anybody out? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #29 January 22, 2004 QuoteActually, the worst thing to say to a woman is SHUT UP Yep, something tells me Ivan has had a little experience with the women-folk before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #30 January 22, 2004 sorry, If I knew that was your sister......._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #31 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteActually, the worst thing to say to a woman is SHUT UP I'll go with "damn your sister is HOT!" Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #32 January 22, 2004 QuoteI'll go with "damn your sister is HOT!" Ok, that one's pretty bad too... but then again, my sister IS hot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivexxl 0 #33 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'll go with "damn your sister is HOT!" Ok, that one's pretty bad too... but then again, my sister IS hot! I must be psycho psychic! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #34 January 22, 2004 Judging from your avatar, I'm guessing "psycho" was the correct word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpy 0 #35 January 22, 2004 Quotesomething tells me Ivan has had a little experience with the women-folk before. Owch! Now thats a burn and a half Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #36 January 22, 2004 QuoteActually, the worst thing to say to a woman is SHUT UP, because that will cause a blah-blahthon that could last for days. You should ask them "Is this how you really feel or is this just the moment?" They will think about it for an hour. Call a g/f and discuss it for two hours. Call their sister and get pissed off at her for taking "your side". Come to their senses and realize how lucky they are to even have a man. Snuggle and apologize. If you want them to be quiet, just ask them to think. (There's no implied comment here. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumperconway 0 #37 January 22, 2004 You should ask them "Is this how you really feel or is this just the moment?" They will think about it for an hour. Call a g/f and discuss it for two hours. Call their sister and get pissed off at her for taking "your side". Come to their senses and realize how lucky they are to even have a man. Snuggle and apologize. OK, you MUST be married Just gotta love women! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #38 January 22, 2004 Not married anymore, but I went through the "training course" with a short refresher since then. Bigamy is when you are married to one woman more than you should be. Monogamy is a lot like that too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumperconway 0 #39 January 22, 2004 I went through the training course for 6 months about 22 yrs. ago then went through the refresher for the next 2 yrs with the same teacher. Slow learner I guess! It was much better when I didn't own it! Just leased the mining rights! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cuchulinn 0 #40 January 22, 2004 Here is a few I've discovered I shouldn't say... 1. Are you sure you took your hormone meds this morning? 2. That's funny but is all I heard you say was..."Don't mind me I'm just a nagging bitch" 3. I lost how many points? I'd better deposit the rest in your sisters account. SMA#18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #41 January 22, 2004 QuoteOk, that one's pretty bad too... but then again, my sister IS hot! One of my sisters is a hottie. She gets called MILF quite a bit by her sons friends. I think it's hilarious. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #42 January 22, 2004 I had a someone tell me that he told his dance partner "gee, you don't sweat much for a fat lady" before he realized that he had said it outloud.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #43 January 23, 2004 Quote3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." I've used that one before. Hmmm....maybe that has something to do with why I am divorced. Nahhhhhhh....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billymotox 0 #44 January 23, 2004 LOL #3 and #1 are sure to make you dead(or at least guarantee you a nice long stay in the doghouse) billy d------------------------- "Escape may be checked by water and land, but the air and the sky are free." (from the story of Daedalus and Icarus) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skygal3 0 #45 January 23, 2004 When D and I were engaged, we lived on seperate coasts (which was not an easy thing to do mind you) Anyway, he flew east one weekend to spend some time with me--he took the red eye friday night, arrived sat morning. Anyway, he had a really long week before that, couple that with no sleep on the plane and jet lag--he was pretty out of it. So Sat night we go down to my favorite city and have dinner at a nice restaurant and then over to a romantic place for after dinner drinks. Halfway into his B&B he looks across the table at me and says something like "you know, I bet if you were to wear your hair up that way in a bar you wouldn't get approached by any men.." I guess the blank stare and my jaw hitting the floor made him feel he needed to elaborate and tell me just how intimidating of a look it was for me. Needless to say the next look on my face probably scared the hell out of him--I chalked it up to the wear on his body that weekend, still married him a month later, but occasionally I still kick his ass for it. "no honey, I like your hair up now. Really." yeah right whatever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #46 January 23, 2004 Quote"you know, I bet if you were to wear your hair up that way in a bar you wouldn't get approached by any men.." "Yeah honey.....you should wear those pants more often. They make your ass look REALLY fat!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #47 January 23, 2004 QuoteWhen D and I were engaged, we lived on seperate coasts (which was not an easy thing to do mindyou) he looks across the table at me and says something like "you know, I bet if you were to wear your hair up that way in a bar you wouldn't get approached by any men.." >I have a hat, that I was told looks "just like the hat my grandmother used to wear to go fishing in" Don't wear that hat much.......skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #48 January 23, 2004 QuoteDon't wear that hat much....... Be scared if he also told you that you looked hot in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #49 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuote3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." I've used that one before. Hmmm....maybe that has something to do with why I am divorced. Nahhhhhhh....... And women say they look for honesty in a guy. Honesty in a guy is usually followed by a sharp object in a guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Shotgun 1 #32 January 22, 2004 QuoteI'll go with "damn your sister is HOT!" Ok, that one's pretty bad too... but then again, my sister IS hot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #33 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'll go with "damn your sister is HOT!" Ok, that one's pretty bad too... but then again, my sister IS hot! I must be psycho psychic! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #34 January 22, 2004 Judging from your avatar, I'm guessing "psycho" was the correct word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpy 0 #35 January 22, 2004 Quotesomething tells me Ivan has had a little experience with the women-folk before. Owch! Now thats a burn and a half Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 January 22, 2004 QuoteActually, the worst thing to say to a woman is SHUT UP, because that will cause a blah-blahthon that could last for days. You should ask them "Is this how you really feel or is this just the moment?" They will think about it for an hour. Call a g/f and discuss it for two hours. Call their sister and get pissed off at her for taking "your side". Come to their senses and realize how lucky they are to even have a man. Snuggle and apologize. If you want them to be quiet, just ask them to think. (There's no implied comment here. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #37 January 22, 2004 You should ask them "Is this how you really feel or is this just the moment?" They will think about it for an hour. Call a g/f and discuss it for two hours. Call their sister and get pissed off at her for taking "your side". Come to their senses and realize how lucky they are to even have a man. Snuggle and apologize. OK, you MUST be married Just gotta love women! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 January 22, 2004 Not married anymore, but I went through the "training course" with a short refresher since then. Bigamy is when you are married to one woman more than you should be. Monogamy is a lot like that too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #39 January 22, 2004 I went through the training course for 6 months about 22 yrs. ago then went through the refresher for the next 2 yrs with the same teacher. Slow learner I guess! It was much better when I didn't own it! Just leased the mining rights! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuchulinn 0 #40 January 22, 2004 Here is a few I've discovered I shouldn't say... 1. Are you sure you took your hormone meds this morning? 2. That's funny but is all I heard you say was..."Don't mind me I'm just a nagging bitch" 3. I lost how many points? I'd better deposit the rest in your sisters account. SMA#18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 January 22, 2004 QuoteOk, that one's pretty bad too... but then again, my sister IS hot! One of my sisters is a hottie. She gets called MILF quite a bit by her sons friends. I think it's hilarious. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #42 January 22, 2004 I had a someone tell me that he told his dance partner "gee, you don't sweat much for a fat lady" before he realized that he had said it outloud.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 January 23, 2004 Quote3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." I've used that one before. Hmmm....maybe that has something to do with why I am divorced. Nahhhhhhh....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billymotox 0 #44 January 23, 2004 LOL #3 and #1 are sure to make you dead(or at least guarantee you a nice long stay in the doghouse) billy d------------------------- "Escape may be checked by water and land, but the air and the sky are free." (from the story of Daedalus and Icarus) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #45 January 23, 2004 When D and I were engaged, we lived on seperate coasts (which was not an easy thing to do mind you) Anyway, he flew east one weekend to spend some time with me--he took the red eye friday night, arrived sat morning. Anyway, he had a really long week before that, couple that with no sleep on the plane and jet lag--he was pretty out of it. So Sat night we go down to my favorite city and have dinner at a nice restaurant and then over to a romantic place for after dinner drinks. Halfway into his B&B he looks across the table at me and says something like "you know, I bet if you were to wear your hair up that way in a bar you wouldn't get approached by any men.." I guess the blank stare and my jaw hitting the floor made him feel he needed to elaborate and tell me just how intimidating of a look it was for me. Needless to say the next look on my face probably scared the hell out of him--I chalked it up to the wear on his body that weekend, still married him a month later, but occasionally I still kick his ass for it. "no honey, I like your hair up now. Really." yeah right whatever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 January 23, 2004 Quote"you know, I bet if you were to wear your hair up that way in a bar you wouldn't get approached by any men.." "Yeah honey.....you should wear those pants more often. They make your ass look REALLY fat!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #47 January 23, 2004 QuoteWhen D and I were engaged, we lived on seperate coasts (which was not an easy thing to do mindyou) he looks across the table at me and says something like "you know, I bet if you were to wear your hair up that way in a bar you wouldn't get approached by any men.." >I have a hat, that I was told looks "just like the hat my grandmother used to wear to go fishing in" Don't wear that hat much.......skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #48 January 23, 2004 QuoteDon't wear that hat much....... Be scared if he also told you that you looked hot in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #49 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuote3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." I've used that one before. Hmmm....maybe that has something to do with why I am divorced. Nahhhhhhh....... And women say they look for honesty in a guy. Honesty in a guy is usually followed by a sharp object in a guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #48 January 23, 2004 QuoteDon't wear that hat much....... Be scared if he also told you that you looked hot in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #49 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuote3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." I've used that one before. Hmmm....maybe that has something to do with why I am divorced. Nahhhhhhh....... And women say they look for honesty in a guy. Honesty in a guy is usually followed by a sharp object in a guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
