jumperconway 0 #1 January 21, 2004 Top 10 Things you should NEVER say to a woman during an argument 10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?" 9. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off." 8. "You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread." 7. "Wait a minute...I get it -- what time of the month is it?" 6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?" 5. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked." 4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on." 3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." 2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?" AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT ... 1. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 January 21, 2004 I know you SO and i think that is a very good list for you to follow sir. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 January 21, 2004 LOL! Just have to disagree with one . . . Quote9. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off." This one always works on me . . . I'm too easy. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 January 21, 2004 Actually, the worst thing to say to a woman is SHUT UP, because that will cause a blah-blahthon that could last for days. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #5 January 21, 2004 hahahaha.... me too! my SO and i don't ever fight. he's really hard to get mad at. but if i'm pissy and getting bitchy about something (usually for no reason) if he says "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off" will more than likely make me smile and lead to sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sid 1 #6 January 21, 2004 Quotehahahaha.... me too! my SO and i don't ever fight. he's really hard to get mad at. but if i'm pissy and getting bitchy about something (usually for no reason) if he says "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off" will more than likely make me smile and lead to sex. BK you are so cute when you're all pissed off (oh sorry does that only work for your so? can't blame a guy for trying )Pete Draper, Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #7 January 21, 2004 What about.. 'Oh no, I've come'************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #8 January 21, 2004 QuoteWhat about.. 'Oh no, I've come' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The funniest things in life are the things that are true. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #9 January 21, 2004 Quote3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." I gotta remember that just in case I ever find myself in a position of being married someday. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #10 January 21, 2004 Quote7. "Wait a minute...I get it -- what time of the month is it?" Yep. That's one is bad. Might even cause an injury.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #11 January 21, 2004 QuoteLOL! Just have to disagree with one . . . Quote9. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off." This one always works on me . . . I'm too easy. Kelly DITTO! Works every time!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #12 January 21, 2004 QuoteQuote7. "Wait a minute...I get it -- what time of the month is it?" Yep. That's one is bad. Might even cause an injury. Actually used a similar question preceded by a warning with my SO and no damage done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #13 January 21, 2004 "i'm pissy and get bitchy about everything (usually for no reason) " Snopes.com confirms this true. Bettina does fly off the handle."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 January 21, 2004 Quote3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." There is a cereal called "Nut 'n' Honey". This one is called "Nuttin' Bitch". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #15 January 21, 2004 QuoteBettina does fly off the handle. sure - but not very easily. however, donkey's like you can't tell the difference between humor and actual anger. the reality is, i've only gotten seriously angry at you all once and you asked for it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #16 January 21, 2004 QuoteI'm too easy. Kelly Well, hello my dear......... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #17 January 21, 2004 What about.... "Now honey you are over reacting!" That one gets me in trouble from time to time.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #18 January 21, 2004 Quote9. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off." Sadly, no one has ever said that to me. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #19 January 21, 2004 That's 'cos it don't do to piss of an SMA! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirCav 0 #20 January 22, 2004 DON'T EVER say " You are becoming just like your Mother" That will put you on the couch for a while.GW685,D3888,C5052,SCS843 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #21 January 22, 2004 Plaything alway reacts well to.. Sweetie.. you're making me horney.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #22 January 22, 2004 Quote That's 'cos it don't do to piss of an SMA! Damned straight. I agree completely. Yessiree bob! (hey, BB - what's an SMA? Single Mature American? Slovenly Maverick Anyway? Sharp Michele Again?) Yupppppers! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #23 January 22, 2004 QuoteDON'T EVER say " You are becoming just like your Mother" That will put you on the couch for a while. Couch, hell!! That one put me in another zip code!_________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirCav 0 #24 January 22, 2004 Too funny , LMAO, Sorry you had to move thoughI just showed this to my wife and she's ROTFL....She remembers the fight and that line.GW685,D3888,C5052,SCS843 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #25 January 22, 2004 QuoteToo funny , LMAO, Sorry you had to move though You know, the worst part is that it was really true. When I asked for her father's blessing, he tried to wave me off and warned me about her.....I did'nt listen._________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
