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Whats a body shot?



LOL...yah, what's a body shot????:D:P What's required of the giver & receiver?



Apply the alchohol, salt, etc to a body. Remove it with your mouth. :)
You can consume a lot of tequila this way. :o



Hmmm. Well, I cant drink any Tequila myself. I wont be drinkin any off someone else and I aint gonna pour any on myself. Not to mention the fact that my non-drinking wife wont drink off of me nor would she appreciate some other bumpy person drinking off of me. I sure as hell wouldnt appreciate a man drinking off of me even if I was willing to pour that shit on myself.

I guess that just about wraps it up! I'll somehow have to struggle through life without ever becoming a Rodriguez brother :P

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Apply the alchohol, salt, etc to a body. Remove it with your mouth.

You can consume a lot of tequila this way



Yup. Some belly buttons hold a lot of tequila....



What if your belly button doesn't hold a lot (and the piercing gets in the way).......where does it go then?:$
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Try to relax...

To answer the previous inquiry... No! You do not have to consume alcohol to become a Brother.

You must first jump (with) a Brother, have that Brother (and another) sponsor you by bringing you to the Altar of Debauchery, providing a new name for you (something sort of Mexican sounding is preferred but not required), and being sacrificed in the traditional fashion.

The Sacred Ceremony is lick the nipples for a little salt-stickability, a quick scrape of the belly button (and possibly a quick shave for the ongoing happiness of my Brother Famosa) to remove any foreign objects, filling the belly button to capacity (and usually a bit more - cause it can be fun to chase that little trickle below the belt-line), placing a slice of lime in the teeth of the sacrificed one (the rind goes in their teeth, so the juicy part of the lime sticks out), and consuming in-order...

Lick the salt - and I mean ALL of the salt from the nipple(s)

Suck the tequila - and I mean ALL of the tequila from the navel region

Bite the lime - use your tongue if you need to, but come up from the mouth of the sacrificed with at least the juicy part of the lime in your mouth

The new name is announced and as the Mexican Hat Dance song is brayed loudly... The new family member is reborn, dancing around to celebrate their new identity!

Each name must be unique! "SinCervesa" is already taken, so some other tee-total name could be chosen. A name that has some meaning behind who/what you are is always best. Many lead into a story of "how'd you get a name like that?" Creativity is a plus. Don't forget to put your new children on the RB website!

Thank you , to whoever started this thread... Something fun and distracting is a real plus right now.

Cajones Rodriguez
Grand Master of Ceremonies
Builder of the High Altar of Debauchery
Guardian of the Sacred Ceremony
Protector of All Blue Agave
Custodian of The Voice of The Brotherhood
Reverend of The Love

The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

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This is probably akin to throwing Jet A into a bonfire, but what about the Muff brothers? :P

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and possibly a quick shave for the ongoing happiness of my Brother Famosa



Oh thank you brother.

BTW, did you contact Jim yet?
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Sunshine keeps promising to initiate me... Maybe at lost prairie this year... ;)

[DISCLAIMER]Of course, it's my fault I missed my initation at WFFC last year. What can I say, I lost track of time! :$ [/DISCLAIMER]
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"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

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Dave Williamson runs our dz (co-founder of the brotherhood). Super nice guy. I'll have to buy him some tequila next summer and get properly rodriguezed.
Life is ez
On the dz
Every jumper's dream
3 rigs and an airstream

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