lawrocket 3 #26 January 6, 2004 DROMIO OF SYRACUSE No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip: she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out countries in her. ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE In what part of her body stands Ireland? DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Marry, in her buttocks: I found it out by the bogs. ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE Where Scotland? DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I found it by the barrenness; hard in the palm of the hand. ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE Where France? DROMIO OF SYRACUSE In her forehead; armed and reverted, making war against her heir. ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE Where England? DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I looked for the chalky cliffs, but I could find no whiteness in them; but I guess it stood in her chin, by the salt rheum that ran between France and it. ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE Where Spain? DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Faith, I saw it not; but I felt it hot in her breath. ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE Where America, the Indies? DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Oh, sir, upon her nose all o'er embellished with rubies, carbuncles, sapphires, declining their rich aspect to the hot breath of Spain; who sent whole armadoes of caracks to be ballast at her nose. ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE Where stood Belgia, the Netherlands? DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Oh, sir, I did not look so low. To conclude, this drudge, or diviner, laid claim to me, call'd me Dromio; swore I was assured to her; told me what privy marks I had about me, as, the mark of my shoulder, the mole in my neck, the great wart on my left arm, that I amazed ran from her as a witch: And, I think, if my breast had not been made of faith and my heart of steel, She had transform'd me to a curtal dog and made me turn i' the wheel. ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE Go hie thee presently, post to the road: An if the wind blow any way from shore, I will not harbour in this town to-night: If any bark put forth, come to the mart, Where I will walk till thou return to me. If every one knows us and we know none, 'Tis time, I think, to trudge, pack and be gone. DROMIO OF SYRACUSE As from a bear a man would run for life, So fly I from her that would be my wife. Some truly funny stuff... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #27 January 6, 2004 Essen Mein Schwanz. mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #28 January 6, 2004 "fix my car" is what I say to my car fixin dude way to much.www.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #29 January 6, 2004 Lick my satchel?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #30 January 6, 2004 Broke my heart (with that avatar, that is) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #31 January 6, 2004 WHAT THE ????~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #32 January 6, 2004 Too obivous.. "Suck my.. uh, better not go there -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #33 January 6, 2004 QuoteBroke my heart (with that avatar, that is) She broke some poor kittens neck's with that avatar...... Shame on you for making me kill all those kittens. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #34 January 6, 2004 QuoteWHAT THE ???? My MY my... You put no constraints on it. Hell, I was going to post the whole of Plato's Republic and highlight the part in the middle where Glaucon said "my." But, some light and funny Shakespeare did the trick... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #35 January 6, 2004 "Fo-shizzle my nizzle."~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #36 January 6, 2004 Pet my parts. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #37 January 6, 2004 Foshizzle my nizzle Makes my Nizzle drizzle "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #38 January 6, 2004 QuotePet my parts. GOD DAMN YOU!!!! THERE GOES ANOTHER LITTER, RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!!!! =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #39 January 6, 2004 Lick my balls . Suck my ass . Pinch my nipples . Eat my meat . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #40 January 6, 2004 I can't believe nobody got the obvious one! Buy my duck!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #41 January 6, 2004 QuoteToo obivous.. "Suck my.. uh, better nog go there Nah, go ahead. Go there. I'm sure there are a few guys names Richard on the forums. You gotta say it right though. It's: "Sick my dick, BIOTCH!" It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #42 January 6, 2004 Curdle my cream!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #43 January 6, 2004 Scream my name?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #44 January 6, 2004 QuoteLick my . . . never mind. oh come on (pun intended) lick my... 'kitty' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #45 January 6, 2004 And from a recent movie... "I'm gonna hang out, with my wang out... and I'm gonna rock out, with my cock out." I cried laughing...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #46 January 6, 2004 smell my meat sponsor my jumping guzzle my cum on my honor ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #47 January 6, 2004 Quotelick my... 'kitty' COUGH COUG, HACK - Sorry, furball. Lol, I'm going to get banned in this forum......=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmali 0 #48 January 6, 2004 Whats My Name, Bitch Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #50 January 6, 2004 Quotesmell my meat sponsor my jumping guzzle my cum on my honor That's gotta be the most f&*ked up Boy Scout pledge I ever heard...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
