kelel01 1 #1 January 13, 2004 This came to me in an e-mail forward, and I thought it was cute: Quote For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".... here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #2 January 13, 2004 Shouldn't this be in the Women's Forum???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 January 13, 2004 Sounds like something from Oprah, Lifetime or the Oxygen network. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 January 13, 2004 No matter what anyone says, the milk is NEVER free. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 January 13, 2004 Well, if you're getting the milk from that part of Austin, of course its not free! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #6 January 13, 2004 QuoteNo matter what anyone says, the milk is NEVER free. Yeah, it's like 3 or 4 bucks a gallon now. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #7 January 13, 2004 QuoteShouldn't this be in the Women's Forum???? No way, jose!!! This is the forum for jokes and one-liners. Or are you (ahem) saying that talkback is for guys Now them's fighting words! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #8 January 13, 2004 Kelly, THIS IS PRICELESS. . .Made my day. . .lol________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 January 13, 2004 QuoteShouldn't this be in the Women's Forum???? No way! Gotsta be letting the men know what's up!!! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 January 13, 2004 QuoteThis came to me in an e-mail forward, and I thought it was cute: Quote For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".... here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. LMAO!!! Kelly~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #11 January 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteShouldn't this be in the Women's Forum???? No way! Gotsta be letting the men know what's up!!! Kelly Oh, come on!!! You know we lurk the Women's Forums for their educational value.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themitchyone 0 #12 January 13, 2004 Thanks Kel, I loved it and just emailed it to a girlfriend now ."If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 January 13, 2004 I don't get the joke? Willing to trade sausage for milk, no marriage necessary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 January 13, 2004 Sorry, I'm not hungry. Thanks, though. Anyway, the barter system's dead here in the US. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 January 13, 2004 No way, the barter system works great. I'll barter a handful of these little green slips of paper for another slip of paper. I'll then barter that little slip of paper with a pilot of a plane that is configured for jumping. He'll fly me up and let me jump. Then I'll do it all again.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeNnEjEnN 0 #16 January 13, 2004 OMG this is great!!!------------------------------------------- "Scars remind you that the past is real..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #17 January 13, 2004 Funny but I am wondering how long it will take for Ivan to mention that it is a REPOST"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 January 13, 2004 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I searched and searched for it!!! I have fallen victim to the repost police (or one of his deputies anyway)! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #19 January 13, 2004 QuoteNOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I searched and searched for it!!! I have fallen victim to the repost police (or one of his deputies anyway)! Kelly Relax, it wasn't a thread but a response to a thread in the womens forum. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #20 January 13, 2004 Yeah I've seen on here before too. I think it was under the women's forum. But I still think it's fuckin' hilarious!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #21 January 13, 2004 Ha! funny.... Hey guys, let's go raid the "Women's Forum" for a while.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 January 13, 2004 Is that like a panty raid? Sorry for the 1950's camp reference, just a little confused here . . . Oh, and PLEASE DON'T raid the women's forum! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 January 13, 2004 Oh Ivan.... we need you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #24 January 13, 2004 Ivan doesn't live here anymore . . . I'm the law in these parts. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #25 January 13, 2004 Kel, didn't mean to confuse ya! Haven't been on a panty raid in a longggg time.....just havin some fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
