Why buy the cow . . .?

[goose491 0]

BOOBIES!!!



sorry, I had to go for the hijack!


funny joke.

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[champu 1]

I'm not for sale, but rental prices are very reasonable

[jdthomas 0]

Cows and milk, sausage and pigs?? what the hell.. anyway I just found out why we use PMS for the refrence of womens problems, MAD COW is currently taken.


Should I have gone there?

www.greenboxphotography.com

[VectorBoy 0]

women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Kelly

[kelel01 1]

Actually, it's the pig's heart that women want. (Whoa, that sounded weird.) But it's true.
Kelly

[cloudseeker2001 0]

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Shouldn't this be in the Women's Forum????

HAHAHAHAHA!

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

[carbonezone 0]

That is the funniest thing I have freaking heard in a long time
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Tami

[SkydiverRick 0]

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This came to me in an e-mail forward, and I thought it was cute:

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For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".... here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Kelly

What about a big sausage?

never pull low......unless you are

[kelel01 1]

Well, big sausages are so rare and precious . . . But I think we can still usually get them for free, like at Kroger when they give out those samples.

Kelly

[Deuce 1]

Well. I don't get it.

Been committed for about 20 years. Share the sausage and whatever else might be valuable to her in exchange for "milk" and her time, love, and consideration. She also bore me my children.

She also bore my children.

She also bore my children.

I have a family. She owns the sausage.

I own the cow.

We own the family.

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[RippedCord 0]

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I loved it and just emailed it to my girlfriend now .

Any plans to make her your fiancee?

AMDG

[RevJim 0]

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Been committed for about 20 years.

13 years here.

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She also bore me my children.

Yep, 3 of the 4.

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She also bore my children.

She also bore my children.

Is there an echo in here?

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I have a family.

Yup yup yup. Ditto.

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She owns the sausage.

Whoa dude, this is where it gets nasty. I'm not owned. Never have been, never will be. I'm me. There are a few things about me she can't stand. I don't really care. It's me. You just can't have the parts of me you like, and toss the rest. I'm a package deal. The day she "owns" me is the day I become "unowned, legally". This goes both ways though, so here:

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I own the cow.

See above. I don't own her either.

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We own the family.

Yep. Now here we agree.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[Deuce 1]

I doubt we really disagree. The concept of "ownership" has so many definitions.

One of them is that, having created children we own them, and the responsibility for them, forever. They also own us as parents.j

See the thread about toxic parents.

Obligation or responsibility as opposed to ownership? I'm open. The key is, maybe, accountability for the relationships we create.

[RevJim 0]

OK, we agree more than it appears at first glance.

Damn, dude, that's a seriously tall helmet.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[Deuce 1]

The world will crap it's collective pants when the new one is finished.

Ah. I have been inspired by my latest trip to Eloy and the magnesium creation that Gasson owns.

Mine will be titanium, and the sensible people will shriek in envy.

It is good to know a Class A Machinist with access to medical grade machining tooling.

[TheRus 0]

Yeah, the only problem is that the milk dried up on me and then she became a vegetarian...

Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine
You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway

[happythoughts 0]

Welcome to the world of statistical anomalies. You are now a resident.

[kelel01 1]

Deuce and Rev,

That is too cute! God bless you guys and your beautiful families!
Kelly

[McDuck 0]

I don't know where they get this stuff...I've gone out of my way to make sure there are absolutely NO nude photos of me in existence anywhere. So, how do they know it's little?? Uh, I've said too much.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[MarkM 0]

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I don't know where they get this stuff...I've gone out of my way to make sure there are absolutely NO nude photos of me in existence anywhere. So, how do they know it's little?? Uh, I've said too much.

Learn to use photoshop.

[WrongWay 0]

You're a filthy minded girl.

I love you for it.

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[Harksaw 0]

The real question is, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"

a la Mallrats

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