tunaplanet 0 #1 January 12, 2004 Can we take this guy out back and beat him? When are people going to stop with these dumb-ass lawsuits? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #2 January 12, 2004 First make him pay for the cable, then take him out back and beat him! What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #3 January 12, 2004 Yeah, let's kick his ass. Can we just settle this like men.....ya know, get drunk and beat the shit out of each other?? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #4 January 12, 2004 Next he'll be addicted to the internet and posting here. Run....Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #5 January 12, 2004 1) Charge him for 4 years of cable TV. 2) If he files a small claims suit, throw it out. Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #6 January 12, 2004 I'd have to invoke the Dennis Leary therapy in this case and tell him to, "Shut the F*&^ Up! Now go mow the lawn."Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #7 January 12, 2004 hmmmmm...I guess it would take too much thought for him to go into the basement and slice the cable line himself. But why stop here? Why does he not sue the furniture manufacturers for making his sofa so comfy that they can't get their lazy asses off it? Why not sue the supermarket for allowing him to buy all those fattening snacks? Why not sue his wife for plugging the cable back in? Why not sue his educational system for failing him??? I sincerely hope whatever happens, this guy is forced to pay the court costs plus some sort of compensation for wasting time. Say all of what he is suing for and a triple that as a penalty for trivality. Blue skies Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #8 January 12, 2004 QuoteCan we take this guy out back and beat him? When are people going to stop with these dumb-ass lawsuits? ass long ass people want money without working for it they will file these kind of lawsuits. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #9 January 12, 2004 See here. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #10 January 12, 2004 I say we start a new law. If your lawsuit doesn't win, a group of people run out into the courtroom and beat you with bats until you sincerely cry out, "I will no longer file stupid lawsuits!" Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #11 January 12, 2004 That sound sokay but I think they should have to lay naked outside the courthouse on their bellies and let everyone use their ass as a bike stand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #12 January 12, 2004 Kinky. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #13 January 12, 2004 I say these people should get charged for every manhour it takes to handle/process his frivolous lawsuit, this means he pays back the courts system(Taxpayer) and the cable company. If they can file thses frivolous shenanigans then they should pay the cost associated if they lose. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #14 January 12, 2004 I'm gonna sue Bill Booth. The waiver said that it was dangerous but they never said that it's addicting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #15 January 12, 2004 If that moron wins...I'm gona sue also..... Not likely...as much as I would like to cash in on my own stupidity...blaming it on others and soaking it for all its worth....Taking responsibilty for ones own actions seems to be a fad/honor of the past......Its too bad the legal system seems to promote this type of BS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #16 January 13, 2004 Me thinks we should all get together and file a class action lawsuit against the ABA. They started all this shit. Then take all the lawyers out and beat the shit out of themI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #17 January 13, 2004 Quote“Even though we consider our services to be a very powerful entertainment product, I don’t think it’s reached a medical level yet where it could be proved to be addictive,” Miller said. “In our society, any kind of legal action shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone,” he added. just f'n funny and he wants three computers with internet so they can sit there in from of the computers getting fatter..... maybe should have a surgon general warning mabye hh sould put a warning on dz.com warning that this sight will sap anylife left in us and use it only for post whoreing _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
