Casch 0 #1 January 11, 2004 Now that the obvious is out of the way, here's a link to a funny ass convo I had with an ex yesterday. She's a total airhead, and I couldn't hold myself back any longer. Oh and Screen Names were changed because I felt like it In my defense, well, there is no defense, I'm just plain mean and a little twisted. But I can usually hold myself back She Must Be High Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #2 January 11, 2004 Haha, man, you're so mean! But I know EXACTLY how you feel. Got a friend on my MSN list called Kathryn. She says the stupidest of things when you speak to her, and always asks 'Why?' and does that '??' thing when you don't reply within 5 seconds. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #3 January 11, 2004 You know what's really funny though? This chick wants to be a Jag!?!? She is totally clueless. I have never spoken to anyone like that.... it was sooooo fun I think I've had a break through Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #4 January 11, 2004 Dude...Foxes, cinerella, area 51. You where obviously using to many annalogys with her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #5 January 11, 2004 What analogies? The quick brown fox thing was just something stupid to say, and she somehow analysed that , so I threw some crazy meaningless stuff at her and she just kept goin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #6 January 11, 2004 She's female. They analyse EVERTHING you ever do or say. Just bear that in mind next time you go out to meet with someone 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #7 January 11, 2004 Don't you just love girls that don't understand a word you say? Haha, heh. And yes, you're going to hell, but not for this, this is just icing on the cake. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 January 11, 2004 QuoteShe's female. They analyse EVERTHING you ever do or say. Just bear that in mind next time you go out to meet with someone So, what do you mean by that??"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #9 January 11, 2004 Doh, knew I was asking for it with that one! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #11 January 11, 2004 QuoteDoh, knew I was asking for it with that one! Why yes, yes you were! Okay, now you all may return to your woman bashing!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #12 January 11, 2004 ouch, you are a bit harsh, but how could you not be? LOL. she sounds a lot like one of my roomies, and she's an air-head. poor girl _________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #13 January 11, 2004 Quoteouch, you are a bit harsh, but how could you not be? Exactly, and I've held my tongue for [starts counting fingers] 6 years. I have disliked her for [starts counting again] 5 years, but I'm too damn nice to just tell people to go away. So I guess now I will just scare people away with crazy talk when I don't want them around any longer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 January 11, 2004 What an idiot...she deserved that!!! Crimany I'm not that moronic when I'm completely blitzed and chatting in the Pub...at least I don't think so, anyhow...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #15 January 11, 2004 That's not what I hear... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #16 January 11, 2004 Just my opinion which don't mean nothing. After the first 2 minute's I stopped reading your attached pesonnal E-mail but IMO that was in poor form. Beware some skydiving women can be very nasty in response to their past relationships. Talking shit in the boy's locker room is one thing but damn what if the pink mafia surf this forum. Hope you didn't piss off any of the local women at kapow if they read this crap. If you go to a boogie sleep on your stomach and watch out for women with superglue. Second thought sleepong on your stomach might not help sleep in your car with the doors locked. Whatever R.I.P. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #17 January 11, 2004 I don't know... I think you're equally as high as she is... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #18 January 11, 2004 LMAO!!! Sorry, I forgot to mention, this is a TOTAL whuffo, doesn't know that Dz.com exhists, so I'm pretty secure in my safety Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #20 January 11, 2004 well, ya know... I'm ripping this off from a punk song I used to listen to, but "I'll call you on your shit, please call me on mine." and I think there's a lot of it there S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #21 January 11, 2004 QuoteLMAO!!! Sorry, I forgot to mention, this is a TOTAL whuffo, doesn't know that Dz.com exhists, so I'm pretty secure in my safety Amazon reads DZ.com and visits Kapow. What the hell maybe she enjoy's your sense of humor. Jesse & Keri Farrinton their to busy to lurk this websight but the grapevine is alive and well. What ever floats your boat. I'm not the PC police The women can take care of themselves. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #22 January 11, 2004 I couldn't possibly care less what these people think of me. I think they're all very nice people with good sense's of humor. If they don't appreciate mine, thats their perogitive. I don't care. I'm not going to get caught up in pointless DZ politics. Thats what HS was for, and I didn't care for it then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #23 January 11, 2004 QuoteI forgot to mention, this is a TOTAL whuffo and Quoteso I'm pretty secure in my safety and QuoteIf you go to a boogie sleep on your stomach and watch out for women with superglue. Second thought sleepong on your stomach might not help sleep in your car with the doors locked. I do not know. Skydiving women are a tough breed and I think someone might get you just to teach you a lesson. This advice from slug is sound. But, they may just glew your ass shut if you sleep on your stomach. And sleeping in the car the may shrink wrap it so you cannot get out. Seriously though, I think you come off looking foolish in that post, and at the very least your lack of maturity shows through. Not meant as an attack but just to make you think. But hey we have all been there. I did similar things when I was hovering around 20 so who am I to say Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 January 11, 2004 I think it sounded like she is a nice girl who wanted to help you with whatever girl problems you might be having. Instead of just telling her you didn't feel like talking about it with her, you chose to play with her mind and now mock her because she didn't get your strange humor. Bad form, Josh. You should always treat people with respect. If you don't want to talk to her on IM anymore, just block her.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #25 January 11, 2004 ouh i feel the punch.. aargghh ohh skymama your right as always Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
