Haiku?

[skydivexxl 0]

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Where is my Fernet?
I need to go to the bar.
Damn you big Andy!

Drinking more vodka
my stomach lining thanks me...
fernet like x-lax

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[Swoopyswoop 0]

goodbye Southampton...

[Sebazz1 2]

Japanese Poem
You write them by syllables
five seven then five..

Go ahead and count
The syllables in each line
See how it works now?

[Swoopyswoop 0]

So basically I guess this is what I am asking bro,

Well I cant really think of what I am asking, Can you give me a redneck translation please?

"when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me
Swoopster
A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

[skydivexxl 0]

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Hey by the way, what the hell does Haiku mean anyways?

prose in syllables of:


5
7
5

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[Swoopyswoop 0]

Whats a prose?

"when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me
Swoopster
A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

[Sebazz1 2]

(Swoopyswoop = 3 syllables.)

Swoopyswoops da bomb = 5 syllables
Indeed he's got your back man = 7 syllables
That's what friends are for = 5 syllables

5
7
5

That's a haiku...

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[Swoopyswoop 0]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH why didnt you say so in the first place. Lemme try



Just got my learn on
Sebastian enlightened me
That is just too cool

"when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me
Swoopster
A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

[Sebazz1 2]

Very very nice
Swoopyswoops haiku is right
drink a brew on ice

[lovelife22 0]

Here I sit today
with my first haiku for you
Hbomb we miss you

**I have officially made my first post on dz.com!**

[Swoopyswoop 0]

WOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOO KARI'S first post and I officially got the first reply

"when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me
Swoopster
A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

[skydivexxl 0]

Beer is owed for first.
Lots of posts to catch Sebazz
Run while you still can!

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[lovelife22 0]

I know...WHAT have I done!!!
Ah, beer, um, yeah, alright, once again, I walked right into that one!
(sorry no haiku!)

[skydivexxl 0]

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I know...WHAT have I done!!!
Ah, beer, um, yeah, alright, once again, I walked right into that one!
(sorry no haiku!)

Beer penalty enforced
must always use haiku here
on this lame ass thread

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[sdgregory 0]

Cold ass Ohio scene
Jumping over for right now
oops I just farted

[samhussey 0]

Haikus are NOT lame!
Civilisation, my friend,
is built on haikus...

[sdgregory 0]

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Haikus are NOT lame!
Civilisation, my friend,
is built on haikus...

Wrong Society
Is built on masturbation
not stupid haikus

[chopchop 0]

I'm in Florida..
Been here this whole year so far..
but nary a jump..

But work is slowing..
I will get some free time soon..
to tear up the sky..

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

[skydivexxl 0]

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Haikus are NOT lame!
Civilisation, my friend,
is built on haikus...

Time to check old posts
see the sarcasm in mine
and good spelling too!!!

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[sdgregory 0]

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Haikus are NOT lame!
Civilisation, my friend,
is built on haikus...

Time to check old posts
see the sarcasm in mine
and good spelling too!!!

Skydivexxl
Taught samhussey how to spell
Sarcasm done well

edited to add rhymed on PURPOSE!

[samhussey 0]

Don't teach me to spell,
I always spell correctly,
Except when I'm drunk...

https://mit.imoat.net/handbook/spelling.htm

[sdgregory 0]

Spelling when you're drunk?
A dangerous game you play
misplaced letters hurt

[jsaxton 0]

Threads have been quiet
ChopChop must be working hard
No time to Post Whore

[sdgregory 0]

Exit always fun
Freefall makes my spirit sing
Pull, Flare, Do again.