pop 0 #1 January 7, 2004 This lady told me that there is nothing romantic about masturbating. I told her I am very romantic when I masturbate. I light a candle. And then try to put it out. You dont even want to see me at a birthday party. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #2 January 7, 2004 "Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." -- Woody Allen -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icarus021 0 #3 January 7, 2004 that is good... sofa king good... 3-2-1-cya Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #4 January 7, 2004 I heard ti mekas you og blnid.I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 January 7, 2004 Gremlin you can't get dyslexia from masturbating Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 January 7, 2004 QuoteI heard ti mekas you og blnid. What's with all the typos? Your keyboard sticky or something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #7 January 7, 2004 Apparently, it makes your fingers clumsy, too. And Pop...you will never again be allowed close to the fire during barbecues at H-town. Much less allowed to touch the food Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 January 7, 2004 You've never complained up intil this point. Said it was the best tastin BBQ you've ever had. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #9 January 7, 2004 QuoteGremlin you can't get dyslexia from masturbating Yes you can. Haven't you seen the current Surgeon General's Warning? Here: Surgeon General's Warning: Practicing in Frequent Masturbation leads to blindness, dyslexia, wall-eyed vision, color blindness, nearsightedness, far sightedness, night blindness, blistered palms, withered dick syndrome, peeling, flaking, sticky fingers, chapped lips, and loss of time awareness. Masturbation periods should be kept short and to no more than three times per day. See? Right there in what color is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #10 January 7, 2004 Everybody knows that I am far from shy, and I am not going to start now. Masturbating is my favorite thing to do, watch and I enjoy it even more when a guy is doing it over me or about me. Just as I am sure that men love it to be done with them in mind. You really need to consider opening this girls eyes, just don't shoot into them- that stings- The voice of experience-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #11 January 7, 2004 QuoteYou've never complained up intil this point. Said it was the best tastin BBQ you've ever had. Damnit my wife was making BBQ pork tonight now I gotta have Mac and Cheese! Thanks a helluva lot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #12 January 7, 2004 Quote withered dick syndrome ah... so thats whats done it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #13 January 7, 2004 Quote Surgeon General's Warning: Practicing in Frequent Masturbation leads to chapped lips, What is he doing that I am not? Or is this refering to female self love? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #14 January 7, 2004 QuoteEverybody knows that I am far from shy, and I am not going to start now. Masturbating is my favorite thing to do, watch and I enjoy it even more when a guy is doing it over me or about me. Just as I am sure that men love it to be done with them in mind. You really need to consider opening this girls eyes, just don't shoot into them- that stings- The voice of experience-Caress Ummm...I'm gonna go kill some kittens now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #15 January 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou've never complained up intil this point. Said it was the best tastin BBQ you've ever had. Damnit my wife was making BBQ pork tonight now I gotta have Mac and Cheese! Thanks a helluva lot! Why's that? Not the same without Pop's Secret Sauce? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #16 January 7, 2004 OOOOOooooooooooooohhhhh Come ON! Philly Kev you are sick man just plain sick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #17 January 7, 2004 This thread is very 'uplifting' __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #18 January 8, 2004 I try to curve my discussion to ones where the ladies can get involved with and enjoy themselves. I am abandoning this thread........=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #19 January 8, 2004 You mean women don't get chapped lips when masturbating? Or they do not masturbate? did I just say that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #20 January 8, 2004 You crack me up!!... I personally don't masterbate... I prefer the real thing... But its not like I ever had to anyway! ... lol _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #21 January 8, 2004 QuoteYou mean women don't get chapped lips when masturbating? Or they do not masturbate? did I just say that? I think Caress just spelled it out clearly whether or not women masturbate.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #22 January 8, 2004 QuoteI personally don't masterbate... You are such a liar!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #23 January 8, 2004 What I meant is that Women don't like to hear about lazy guys just sitting around whacking off...... Ladies, Am I wrong here??=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #24 January 8, 2004 Please tell me that you are either sexually repressed, have men lined up outside your door, or just plain, A Liar. No offense, but it has to be at least one of them. I mean, your screen name is 'Roys Play Thing' for crying out loud. Sheesh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #25 January 8, 2004 RoysPlayThing is a girl, but the idea of women lining up in front of her door is fascinating7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
