Vertifly 0 #26 January 8, 2004 Whoopsie. Edited for content and appropriateness. It still has got to be one of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #27 January 8, 2004 QuoteYou really need to consider opening this girls eyes, just don't shoot into them- that stings- The voice of experience-Caress Caress, you are TOO funny! Pop wrote: QuoteThis lady told me that there is nothing romantic about masturbating. I told her I am very romantic when I masturbate. I light a candle. And then try to put it out. You dont even want to see me at a birthday party. Ahh, that's sick n twisted, man! bwahahahah! My thoughts pretty much mimic Caress' thoughts, it's natural, and damn sexy! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #28 January 8, 2004 Here's a song for you, and for kitten-killers everywhere. Don't know if it's been linked here before, but it wouldn't surprise me. mh "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #29 January 8, 2004 QuoteRoysPlayThing is a girl, but the idea of women lining up in front of her door is fascinating ...wow, now that I think of it, YEAH. Nevermind, you couldn't possibly be sexually repressed. Forget I ever mentioned it. heh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #30 January 8, 2004 So many kittens... so little time! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #31 January 8, 2004 Honestly, do you have any control? It takes practice, lots of practice. Go play Let me know when your mind comes back-caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #32 January 8, 2004 Well, it wasn't funny at the time, I was laughing and crying and still shaking from the moment. It actually taught me how to be more aware and careful about that. However, I lived, and I still have 20/20 vision.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #33 January 8, 2004 Some women do and some don't. I just know what I do and enjoy, don't let me speak for everybody, I can't be the only sexually open lady on this site-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taln1rigr 0 #34 January 8, 2004 Quotedon't let me speak for everybody, I can't be the only sexually open lady on this site You're not alone ... I'm also quite outspoken & sexual & love taking matters into my own hands. Keep killin kittens Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #35 January 8, 2004 Thank God Jump in anytime here. This could really become a throbbing puddle of passion goo.-continuous caressing I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #36 January 8, 2004 QuoteForget I ever mentioned it. heh Yes, please dont encourage her. If you want to read about her sex life, do a search in talk back. Shes the queen of freaky circus sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #37 January 8, 2004 awwww..hell! I just posted in the "masturbating" thread and ruined my good girl image!! I swear ...I'm just a tease!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towjumpr 0 #38 January 8, 2004 There are only 2 kinds of people in this world. 1. Those who masturbate. 2. And those who lie about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #39 January 8, 2004 Hmmmm, Killing kittens seems like a good idea right now.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #40 January 8, 2004 Why do I get the feeling we are going to have a bunch of threads tomorrow asking for vibes for their kittens? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #41 January 8, 2004 QuoteThere are only 2 kinds of people in this world. 1. Those who masturbate. 2. And those who lie about it. I prefer this one: There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. Those who masturbate, 2. And those with no arms. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyros1 0 #42 January 8, 2004 we have saying.... "one good masturbation is better than a bad f*@#" the reply to the above saying is ... "masturbation is good but with f*@# you meet new people (you socialize more)" and the final reply ... "with f*@# you meet new people but with masturbation you learn yourself in depth" Food for thought... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #43 January 8, 2004 Quote What I meant is that Women don't like to hear about lazy guys just sitting around whacking off...... Ladies, Am I wrong here?? Uh-huh. Unless it is about us. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #44 January 8, 2004 QuoteI think Caress just spelled it out clearly whether or not women masturbate and clearly that she should be wearing her goggles while watching "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #45 January 8, 2004 Quote 2. And those with no arms when there is a will, there is a way O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #46 January 8, 2004 I always fall back on something I heard once. It made me laugh then... but now I belive it could be gospel! "Only me any my hand know how I REALLY like it! " Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #47 January 8, 2004 QuoteQuoteI personally don't masterbate... You are such a liar! Yep! they never believe me! ... oh well... ... BITE ME _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #48 January 8, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteI personally don't masterbate... You are such a liar! Yep! they never believe me! ... oh well... ... BITE ME ohh, ooh! Where?! I had to say it b'fore someone else did!?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #49 January 8, 2004 QuoteYou're not alone ... I'm also quite outspoken & sexual & love taking matters into my own hands. Me too! Though since I am so well taken care of now-a-days, I really only masturbate as part of foreplay. Now before I met my current man, I was taking care of myself 1-2 times a day. I don't know how anyone can go for days at a time w/o climaxing. I know some can just fine, but *I* COULDN'T. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #50 January 8, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou've never complained up intil this point. Said it was the best tastin BBQ you've ever had. Damnit my wife was making BBQ pork tonight now I gotta have Mac and Cheese! Thanks a helluva lot! As in BigMac? 2 Patties - special sauce . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
turtlespeed 220 #50 January 8, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou've never complained up intil this point. Said it was the best tastin BBQ you've ever had. Damnit my wife was making BBQ pork tonight now I gotta have Mac and Cheese! Thanks a helluva lot! As in BigMac? 2 Patties - special sauce . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites