Masturbating

[Icarus021 0]

OH THE VISUALS.......

3-2-1-cya
Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive!

[Luv2Fall 0]

Pussy is sweet and so is honey,
fuck your fist and save all your money.

[samanthashows 0]

I am about to have to for 15 months. My SO is going to Iraq next month so I will be there again...

Samantha Weaver

[Casie 0]

I luv reading threads like these

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Pussy is sweet and so is honey,
fuck your fist and save all your money.

OMG...did you make that one up yourself, Fall???

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[souleh 0]

Hmm this thread reminds me, I have to go do something. Hmm.

Oh yeah, er, put the kettle on, that's it

'buttplugs? where?' - geno

[Luv2Fall 0]

I heard it from somewhere long ago and it stuck lol.

[JRock 0]

My girlfriend asks me if I have been "Tickling the pickle" again...

That always makes me laugh.

[Vertifly 0]

That is kinda funny. But I just don't see how tickling it is going to do anything for me.

...hold on a minute...

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nope. no good. any other brilliant ideas...

[FrogNog 1]

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That is kinda funny. But I just don't see how tickling it is going to do anything for me.

...hold on a minute...

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nope. no good. any other brilliant ideas...

Didja try a pickle?

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Pull.

[caress 0]

Um, you are aware that a dry hand is a bad Idea?

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

[Swoopyswoop 0]

Ummmmmmmm pop you feeling allright bro?

"when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me
Swoopster
A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

[DrugAddict 0]

just like the guy in the movie true lies said

" no no no, do it slowly, do it lucinal, do it sexy"

[RoysPlayThing 0]

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I personally don't masterbate...

You are such a liar!

Yep! they never believe me! ... oh well... ... BITE ME

ohh, ooh! Where?!



I had to say it b'fore someone else did!?

Ummmm....Hmmmmm... ... this is getting very interesting... .... Ummm.. well before I answer, I have to ask... do you ummm...nibble, or bite hard?... lol

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[yardhippie 0]

quote]I personally don't masterbate...
You are such a liar!

Yep! they never believe me! ... oh well... ... BITE ME

ohh, ooh! Where?!
I had to say it b'fore someone else did!?

[diverdriver 5]

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depends!

Oh get a rooom already!

[Casie 0]

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depends!

Oh get a rooom already!

LOL.......was think'n the same thing!

~Porn Kitty
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[yardhippie 0]

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depends!

Oh get a rooom already!

LOL.......was think'n the same thing!

ohh.... geeze. who needs a room!
Im just playin anyways.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[diverdriver 5]

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Im just playin anyways.

Yah....for-playin!

edit to add: I'm just messing with yah...

[yardhippie 0]

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Im just playin anyways.

Yah....for-playin!

[true southern accent]

no

don't
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Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[turtlespeed 220]

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Im just playin anyways.

Yah....for-playin!

[true southern accent]

no

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He did not say "Get in the truck, Bitch" - - Can't be fore playin'

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[RoysPlayThing 0]

The guy was just playin' already! ... Sheesh! ... I think this has just gone on far enough... Ahem!... I am not going to let yardhippie bite me anywhere! .... It was a joke... We are not going to get a room, a truck, or any such closed off place... He will not bite me here, He will not bite me there, He will not bite me any freakin where!....
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[turtlespeed 220]

Sounds like a challenge.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[RoysPlayThing 0]

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Sounds like a challenge.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!.....
Now it has been proven! ... Turtlespeed be a funny, funny guy! ...

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