PhreeZone 20 #26 January 7, 2004 >But you know what a Jesus string is? Yep.. AKA Last hope rope Not all of us young sniveling punks are uneducated in the ways of old Q:How can you tell if there is a Skydiver in the room? A: Don't worry he'll tell you. Q: Whats the difference between a skydiver and a child? A: The baby eventually quits whining.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #27 January 7, 2004 Two guys are out for a sunday drive, their cruising along when one sees a sign thats reads " Learn to Skydive! Only $100!". He looks over at his friend and says"Lets go try it!" and his friend says "No Way!" to which he replies "Awe c'mon it'll be fun." friend says " Look if you want to do it so bad, I'll drop you off and wait for you at that bar in town, you can tell me all about it. " so the guy says "Ok, screw you." So he goes down to the DZ and pays his $100., takes the class and after lunch everyone piles in the plane and off they go. They get to altitude and open the door, a couple of people jump and then its his turn, he gets to door, looks out and says "NO WAY!" the jumpmaster looks at him and says "You have to jump!" student says "F--- you I ain't jumping!" jumpmaster looks at him witha evil grin and says "If you don't jump, I get to buttf--- you"....... So he's back at the bar telling his friend all about it and his friend ask "SO? Did'ya jump?" to which he replies "Wellll.... A little at first." ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #28 January 7, 2004 ewwww, that was bad - blech. as a girl another i know a skydiver is everytime someone does me a favor, I want to show them my boobs. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #29 January 7, 2004 Um, pretty crap one my dad told me when I was little but here goes... A skydiver is making a jump, and everything goes smoothly until he goes to pull. He throws the PC and the canopy opens into a big mess of lines and material. So he cuts away, and pulls his reserve. But nothing comes out. He keeps trying to get the reserve out but to no avail. Panicking, he looks at the ground, and is mystified to see a figure in combat fatigues floating up towards him. As they pass, he asks the soldier "do you know anything about fixing parachutes?" To which the soldier replies "No, do you know anything about defusing bombs?". I must remember to punch my dad next time I see him... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smooth 0 #30 January 7, 2004 Quoteas a girl another i know a skydiver is everytime someone does me a favor, I want to show them my boobs. Erica . . . I have a favor I want to do for you !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopko 0 #31 January 7, 2004 Quotewhat do you call a skydiver without a girlfriend? Homeless How Right You Are ...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #32 January 7, 2004 Quote I must remember to punch my dad next time I see him... Punch him for me too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #33 January 8, 2004 There's only two things that fall from the sky, birdshit and fools. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
