cindee 0 #51 January 4, 2004 QuoteThey come out of the washer and get thrown on "just washed". I wear them and then put them on the other pile. Pile 2 stacks up. When I run out of clean clothes (pile 1), the ones on the bottom of pile 2 are now clean through some wonderful clothing magic. Men really are mathematical thinkers. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #52 January 4, 2004 I remember once my Mom was on me about cleaning my room or else SHE was gonna do it. I came home one day and SHE was cleaning my room. Man, now that got me to do it. dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #53 January 4, 2004 Cute kids! You have your work cut out for you.__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #54 January 4, 2004 Quote I remember once my Mom was on me about cleaning my room or else SHE was gonna do it. I came home one day and SHE was cleaning my room. Man, now that got me to do it. dropdeded LOL!! I bet it did! Did she find anything she wasn't supposed to?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #55 January 4, 2004 QuoteAnd lizard, only a man would come up with that one! That is what men do. We're just here to help women. The best men are the lazy ones. Think about it. If people were happy doing their laundry by beating it on a rock in the middle of a stream, we would still be doing that. What happened was, it was too much work. A lazy guy came up with the idea for the washing machine. See how that has helped women? A lazy single guy came up with the dryer. You leave your clean clothes in there. Every morning you bounce them around and "iron" them. Fresh wrinkle-free shirts, not like the wrinkles that "folding" puts in them. Plus, you don't have to put them away, another timesaver. A better life through procrastination. Ladies, find a lazy guy and happiness will follow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #56 January 4, 2004 My son wants me to clean it for him. Actually, he is still in bed, because he is procrastinating and doesn't want to finish cleaning it. Soon he will smell breakfast cooking and will have to come down to feed and then get back to his only chore for the weekend.__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #57 January 4, 2004 QuoteThat is what men do. We're just here to help women. The best men are the lazy ones. Think about it. If people were happy doing their laundry by beating it on a rock in the middle of a stream, we would still be doing that. What happened was, it was too much work. A lazy guy came up with the idea for the washing machine. See how that has helped women? A lazy single guy came up with the dryer. You leave your clean clothes in there. Every morning you bounce them around and "iron" them. Fresh wrinkle-free shirts, not like the wrinkles that "folding" puts in them. Plus, you don't have to put them away, another timesaver. A better life through procrastination. Ladies, find a lazy guy and happiness will follow. LMAO!! I never looked at it that way! One day we'll have to sit down over a beer (or case of beer) and dicuss your views on life!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #58 January 4, 2004 I remember once my Mom was on me about cleaning my room or else SHE was gonna do it. I came home one day and SHE was cleaning my room. Man, now that got me to do it. dropdeded -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOL!! I bet it did! Did she find anything she wasn't supposed to ------------------------------------------------------------ Lets just say that when I came in, she was gettin close dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #59 January 4, 2004 Quotebecause he is procrastinating and doesn't want to finish cleaning it. Did he mention that it would just be dirty later? By leaving it uncleaned, he has arrived at the end result earlier, that doesn't sound like procrastination to me. He is saving time and energy. Plus, by staying in bed late and resting, he is storing additional energy. He should shortly be a virtual dynamo of worthless activity. Good to see him on the road to manhood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 6 #60 January 4, 2004 Quote I remember once my Mom was on me about cleaning my room or else SHE was gonna do it. I came home one day and SHE was cleaning my room. Man, now that got me to do it. dropdeded Threw out your JCPenny catalogue huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #61 January 4, 2004 QuoteLets just say that when I came in, she was gettin close I didn't think of that. Were you older than 14?__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #62 January 4, 2004 QuoteOne day we'll have to sit down over a beer (or case of beer) and dicuss your views on life! Absolutely. Of course, mine may worry some people, so we'll meet in a public place. ...a place with alchohol... and we'll drink until everyone thinks I'm good looking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #63 January 4, 2004 QuoteDid he mention that it would just be dirty later? By leaving it uncleaned, he has arrived at the end result earlier, that doesn't sound like procrastination to me. He is saving time and energy. Plus, by staying in bed late and resting, he is storing additional energy. He should shortly be a virtual dynamo of worthless activity. Good to see him on the road to manhood. BAWAHAAAA!!! Mine did say it was just going to get dirty again!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #64 January 4, 2004 Threw out your JCPenny catalogue huh? ------------------------------------------------------------ Actually my Dad had this really complete set of Playboys in boxes in his locked shed. I was more worried that it would get back to him that I had been in his shed, you know, the evidence under the bed and all dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #65 January 4, 2004 Mine too! I think there is nothing we can do to change them. It's a pre-programmed male thing and we just have to learn to live with it. At least we are getting a good idea of why men are the way they are! __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #66 January 4, 2004 QuoteThrew out your JCPenny catalogue huh? It seems harmless. People watch the Travel channel, don't they? Same reasons for reading Playboy. Sure it looks attractive, but it's just another place you'll never visit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #67 January 4, 2004 my jumpsuit? nah, i don't wash that. it'll just get stinky again. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASE813 0 #68 January 4, 2004 QuoteCute kids! You have your work cut out for you. that can be interperated in certain ways!!! Faber aint like that!!! hehehehehehe but im sure you were innocent in your statement!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #69 January 4, 2004 QuoteMine too! I think there is nothing we can do to change them. It's a pre-programmed male thing and we just have to learn to live with it. At least we are getting a good idea of why men are the way they are! I'm not sure I have a "good idea of why men are the way they are".....maybe a vague one!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #70 January 4, 2004 QuoteI didn't think of that. Were you older than 14? dont worry once my mom caught me in mastrubating,she then quick noticed that i only had socks to use to clean up,so she quickly gave me a roll of toilet paper i see the funny in it now but sure didnt that time after that day my mom never saw socks other places than on my feets or were the rest of my clean closes were oh and i stopped mastubating as the old once were home but i think that were in the age of 12-13 or so Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #71 January 4, 2004 Quotemy jumpsuit? nah, i don't wash that. it'll just get stinky again. __ LMAO!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #72 January 4, 2004 Quotedont worry once my mom caught me in mastrubating,she then quick noticed that i only had socks to use to clean up,so she quickly gave me a roll of toilet paper i see the funny in it now but sure didnt that time after that day my mom never saw socks other places than on my feets or were the rest of my clean closes were oh and i stopped mastubating as the old once were home but i think that were in the age of 12-13 or so LMAO!! Thanks for sharing.....I think!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #73 January 4, 2004 QuoteFaber aint like that!!! hehehehehehe huh Quotebut im sure you were innocent in your statement!!! and im sure she means it in a way thats good to me Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASE813 0 #74 January 4, 2004 QuoteQuotedont worry once my mom caught me in mastrubating,she then quick noticed that i only had socks to use to clean up,so she quickly gave me a roll of toilet paper i see the funny in it now but sure didnt that time after that day my mom never saw socks other places than on my feets or were the rest of my clean closes were oh and i stopped mastubating as the old once were home but i think that were in the age of 12-13 or so LMAO!! Thanks for sharing.....I think! If you have ever seen Faber you wont wont to vision him bent over the mirror wrist flicking at 120bpm - growling at himself as he reaches vinigars!!! whoa - not a nice thought at all!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #75 January 4, 2004 QuoteMine too! I think there is nothing we can do to change them. It's a pre-programmed male thing and we just have to learn to live with it. At least we are getting a good idea of why men are the way they are! Pre-programmed? Of course, mothers help boys prepare themselves for later relationships. Mothers expect boys to spend volumes of time doing tasks of little, or no, value. This aides them as an adult. "Honey, do you like the eggshell or bone white?" "Yes there is a difference and I want your opinion." "No you're wrong." "No that answer is wrong too." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
