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Sometimes I'm unsure what that little smiley with the tongue out means, but I'm open to suggestions. Go ahead, be suggestive.



I think it means whatever you want it to. Use your imagination.;) You might be confused by the tongue, because you're more of a hand guy. :o
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Yep, straight from the hamper and into the gutter!



I look at it as having goals. Spend the day in the hamper, spend the day in the gutter. What was the happy day? A little happiness makes the world a better place.

You can see the obvious connection between the hamper and evil now, can't you? :) Glad we could straighten that out. Helping mothers everywhere to keep their sons on the narrow path. Mr. Helpful. :ph34r:



The scary part is that now I'm starting to re-think this whole thing!:o;)
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I think it is adorable the way their brains work. Imagine thinking that I am listening. :o How cute is that? :ph34r:



Oh, we know you're not listening!;) Of course, wouldn't be better if you listened the first time? Then you wouldn't have to hear it over and over again!:P Just a thought!;)
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Now I know why men think women are insane.

Definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.



I think it is adorable the way their brains work. Imagine thinking that I am listening. :o How cute is that? :ph34r:



They are adorable aren't they....?

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my youngest lived with me for a while and i kept complaining about all her shit being on the floor.a guy i work with raised 5 girls and he said.did you see the floor before she moved in? i said yes.he said well its still there.i didnt say too much after that.***never use wesson oil on your own waterbed

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my youngest lived with me for a while and i kept complaining about all her shit being on the floor.a guy i work with raised 5 girls and he said.did you see the floor before she moved in? i said yes.he said well its still there.i didnt say too much after that.***never use wesson oil on your own waterbed



Cute!:)
"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."


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Oh, we know you're not listening! Of course, wouldn't be better if you listened the first time? Then you wouldn't have to hear it over and over again! Just a thought!



I'd have to hear it over and over anyway, because I make the same mistakes again and again. This is another wonderful example of my consistency. Who likes to be around wishy-washy people, right? Take a stand and stick to it, even if it is wrong.

Since I'm not listening repeatedly, it isn't an inconvenience. ;)

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I'd have to hear it over and over anyway, because I make the same mistakes again and again. This is another wonderful example of my consistency. Who likes to be around wishy-washy people, right? Take a stand and stick to it, even if it is wrong.

Since I'm not listening repeatedly, it isn't an inconvenience. ;)



At least you're consistent!:P I'll give you that!;)
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Oh, we know you're not listening!;) Of course, wouldn't be better if you listened the first time? Then you wouldn't have to hear it over and over again!:P Just a thought!;)



Did you say something?



*Diva wipes off the monitor again* :D
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*Diva wipes off the monitor again*



Might as well leave it alone. After all, it's just going to get dirty again. ;)
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never use wesson oil on your own waterbed



Cute! I must admit I was a little messy.




Oh sure, act all innocent and then post something like this again. I think I see your game. Just playing me like a handsome hunky toy, aren't you? I'm onto ya. :)



*Diva snaps her fingers* Damn! You figured me out!:);)
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Women complaining about men being men.
Men complaining about how futile it is to try to change men.
Women giving double talk to seem as though they've won the arguement.

Oh, I see....everything is in balance now!



Yes... it's the circle of life. ;) We don't need to give double talk because we always win. :)
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Exactly!



I don't get it.



Women complaining about men being men.
Men complaining about how futile it is to try to change men.
Women giving double talk to seem as though they've won the arguement.

Oh, I see....everything is in balance now!



Now you're beginning to see the light!;) Come towards the light, my friend!:P
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