weegegirl 2 #1 December 26, 2003 The best one for me this year.... My brand-new Russian sister-in-law is learning to speak English. She's very good, but very formal. She doesnt' really "get" slang yet. We were drinking. My mother started talking about gambling and slot machines. She was going on about "nickle slots" and "quarter slots." My sister-in-law turned BRIGHT RED and started to laugh. Then she began to babble to her husband (my bro) in Russian. I've never laughed so hard in my life... I was in absolute tears. She thought my mother was talking about "nickle SLUTS" and "quarter SLUTS" and couldn't figure out how someone could be that cheap! Sooooooo... what was YOUR most ridiculous holiday conversation???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #2 December 26, 2003 LMAO!! i Like that one. You should have seen my Grandma's face when i showed her pics of me skydiving. It damn near killed her. She didnt like them one bit. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #3 December 26, 2003 Be greatful, I found out that my "sister-in-Law" is in fact a full slut. Her one boyfreind had to come to the folks house because her other boyfriend got in a druken rage and was after her. My mother-in-law had bought BOTH of these guys X-mas gifts. Thank GOD I not really related to any of them. ....quarter-slut doesn't sound so bad now._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 December 26, 2003 My grandmother gave my brothers and me identical gifts. We got a foot-long decorative metal stake and a metal box that is mostly full of holes. My guess is that it is a decoration for a garden and maybe a lantern. But, that was too normal for my family. My dad came up with the idea that the stake is actually a mole killer, and the lantern is the holder for them. The holes are there so the dead moles won't stink too much. Now he wants us all to go on a mole hunt together so he can video tape it and send it to her so she can see how much we are enjoying our gifts. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #5 December 26, 2003 SWEET DADDY! that a great idea! Now I need to get all the action here on video tape_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #6 December 26, 2003 QuoteMy grandmother gave my brothers and me identical gifts. We got a foot-long decorative metal stake and a metal box that is mostly full of holes. My guess is that it is a decoration for a garden and maybe a lantern. But, that was too normal for my family. My dad came up with the idea that the stake is actually a mole killer, and the lantern is the holder for them. The holes are there so the dead moles won't stink too much. Now he wants us all to go on a mole hunt together so he can video tape it and send it to her so she can see how much we are enjoying our gifts. OOO what a great gift! Why didn't I think of that? My daughter got 24 light bulbs from me, but she has a back yard FULL of moles. Maybe we could borrow your gift, and use ours to illuminate the way?skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #7 December 26, 2003 QuoteLMAO!! i Like that one. You should have seen my Grandma's face when i showed her pics of me skydiving. It damn near killed her. She didnt like them one bit. Hahah, you actually got around to show her that? I got a "climber's helmet and climber's goggle" from my sis, since my grandmother was present. And she did comment on "that very nice silver necklace, it's so sweet that you two kids (me and my sis) wear the same thing, always knew you were connected" Can't tell her it's a closing pin . Was kinda funny how the explanations grew more and more absurd, to the point where my grandmother pretended she had problems hearing us Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 December 26, 2003 now THAT'S funny. your dad sounds hillarious! ... and, VERY creative! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooligan 0 #9 December 26, 2003 hmmm, liz...would you fall into the nickle variety or the quarter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #10 December 26, 2003 Quotehmmm, liz...would you fall into the nickle variety or the quarter? hey man! i resemble that remark! comin from a playah like you, yah damn playah! GET BACK IN THE GHETTO HOOLIGAN!!!!!!! merry christmas, chump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #11 December 26, 2003 So Skymama, how many moles y'all kill today? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooligan 0 #12 December 27, 2003 i keeeeeed i keeeeeeeed nuthin but love for ya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #13 December 27, 2003 Lucky for me grandma don't hear very well. She's the only one that I've never told I think she'll flip out. As far as she knows I've never been in a plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
