RoysPlayThing 0 #1 November 7, 2003 Traveling with my Boy Toy,... I noticed a few things that I never noticed before. I wanted to share my new insights, labeled: "Hidden traveling Trials with your S.O." 1. Always bring enough clothes to change into when packing before a long trip with your S.O.- I didn't do this, and he made me travel naked in the passenger seat so I could save some laundry time. 2. Be warned that if you have to pee, it will be convienient for him, but not for you. He doesn't even carry tissues in the car, and he has no problem whipping it out by the car and relieving himself while you suffer. 3. Be sure to bring loud noice makers, as our S.O.'s will swear that they are wide awake, but two minutes later they are falling asleep at the wheel! ... Is this a macho thing?? .. 4. Always make sure that you rent a car with a CD player, and BRING CD's with you! Conversation does get a little dry after a while, and you might need some music to keep you entertained. 5. Don't talk too much because you are bored! You might tell him something you really didn't want to tell him, but you were trying to keep the conver. going. (Big mistake! ) 6. Never eat Sushi In the SouthEast!! 7. Bring some sort of Antacid. 8. Forget your brush and makeup because you just don't look the same when you are on the road for 12 hours at a time, and you start your monthly curse, and you have no change of clothes, and you break out from stress, have a big scape on your ass from the party the night before catching the plane, Have water weight gain because you are getting car sick so you are eating a bunch of salty snacks, and last but not by any means least, You can't figure out why you told him that thing you told him the night before so you are in a shitty mood, and the plane trip home does not come soon enough! 9. In other words.... Stay home! Don't go with him! Do you own thing.... I'll hang out with you! Don't go there! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #2 November 7, 2003 uh-oh..... you guys didn't stop at Wendy's, did you? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #3 November 7, 2003 <<6. Never eat Sushi In the SouthEast!! >> Hey there isn't anything wrong with sushi in SC. Never eat sushi in the Midwest! Where do you think they're getting their fish? I'm only 4 hours from the coast at school and 10 minutes at home. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #4 November 7, 2003 NO! I think we should have!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #5 November 7, 2003 I love travelling with me SO. But to keep things smooth, we need to be well rested, well fed, and well sexed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #6 November 7, 2003 Well the sushi place was in TN maybe that is why it was bad...lol _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 November 7, 2003 And for the guys... Tell her right off, You bring it...You hump it! Imagine my delight a few years ago, after hiking to the bottom of the Grand Canyon... I find a hair straightener, a hair dryer...and a clothes iron in MY backpack!!! (WTF!) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #8 November 7, 2003 Oh, I agree ... I was prepared for the Sex...lol Wasn't prepared for anything else. The sex was the only way we still liked eachother! ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #9 November 7, 2003 Now I can see that being very strange on a hiking trip... LMAO! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 November 7, 2003 "Thats my industrial strength hair dryer and I CAN'T live with out it!"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 November 7, 2003 Quote"Thats my industrial strength hair dryer and I CAN'T live with out it!" Quote Yeah... Let me just plug it into a tree over here, and I'll be ready in two hours... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #12 November 7, 2003 So when are you taking ground school? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #13 November 7, 2003 I wish I could right now. But ... sh*t, theres that damn money thing again! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #14 November 7, 2003 Well fed, well rested and well loved...? When all three of those planets line up you can pound nails through my feet and I won't complain! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #15 November 7, 2003 oh ... I think I'm getting a little tear That was so beautiful *Snif, Snif._______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 November 7, 2003 QuoteWell fed, well rested and well loved...? When all three of those planets line up you can pound nails through my feet and I won't complain! Quote Nails through the feet?! I think that falls under the "Well Loved" heading! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bean 0 #17 November 7, 2003 Did I mention free DSL? QuoteRomance doesn't come around often but when she does, grab her hair and pull! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skysprite 0 #18 November 7, 2003 Quote"Thats my industrial strength hair dryer and I CAN'T live with out it!" AggieDave.quoting.Space.Balls++~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoysPlayThing 0 #19 November 7, 2003 Yes you did A couple of times, I might add... lol _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jlmiracle 7 #20 November 7, 2003 QuoteWell the sushi place was in TN maybe that is why it was bad...lol oh yum, catfish sushi. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #21 November 7, 2003 I wonder how she'll do next trip... FL again in 6 days for 10 days.. At least we won't put 3,800 miles on a rental car this time.. We'll pretty much be in Orlando the whole time.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #22 November 7, 2003 Quote"Thats my industrial strength hair dryer and I CAN'T live with out it!" Spaceballs...classic. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #23 November 7, 2003 Don't forget to bring plenty of Red Bull and vodka on those long drives... and naked Jenga makes for a great hotel room game.. but most hotel rooms don't have enough open floor space for naked Twister. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #24 November 7, 2003 I'm so glad that someone (well both of you) got my reference! Finally. For a bit I was really disappointed that a quote from a great and classic movie would have been lost.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #25 November 7, 2003 Nah, we wouldn't let you down, bro. Plus, I kept seeing Daphne Zuniga's outraged face...ohhhhhhhhohohohhhh, Daphne Zuniga. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
bean 0 #17 November 7, 2003 Did I mention free DSL? QuoteRomance doesn't come around often but when she does, grab her hair and pull! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #18 November 7, 2003 Quote"Thats my industrial strength hair dryer and I CAN'T live with out it!" AggieDave.quoting.Space.Balls++~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #19 November 7, 2003 Yes you did A couple of times, I might add... lol _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #20 November 7, 2003 QuoteWell the sushi place was in TN maybe that is why it was bad...lol oh yum, catfish sushi. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #21 November 7, 2003 I wonder how she'll do next trip... FL again in 6 days for 10 days.. At least we won't put 3,800 miles on a rental car this time.. We'll pretty much be in Orlando the whole time.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #22 November 7, 2003 Quote"Thats my industrial strength hair dryer and I CAN'T live with out it!" Spaceballs...classic. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #23 November 7, 2003 Don't forget to bring plenty of Red Bull and vodka on those long drives... and naked Jenga makes for a great hotel room game.. but most hotel rooms don't have enough open floor space for naked Twister. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #24 November 7, 2003 I'm so glad that someone (well both of you) got my reference! Finally. For a bit I was really disappointed that a quote from a great and classic movie would have been lost.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #25 November 7, 2003 Nah, we wouldn't let you down, bro. Plus, I kept seeing Daphne Zuniga's outraged face...ohhhhhhhhohohohhhh, Daphne Zuniga. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
