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3. Be sure to bring loud noice makers, as our S.O.'s will swear that they are wide awake, but two minutes later they are falling asleep at the wheel! ... Is this a macho thing?? ..



haha, I like this one... I remember a long road trip I made with my gf. I let my mouth hang wide open and closed just my right eye while driving so she'd look over and think I was sleeping. Yeah well, her reaction [punch to the arm] nearly 'caused an accident! lol it was pretty damned funny though.

Here's a nice tip though. Whenever my gf and I have a looooong drive to make, we go to the book store and chose a novel we both find interesting. Then, we'll take turns. She'll read out loud to me as I drive and vice versachy... It's actually really nice :)



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what I did was wait until she was asleep with her head in my lap then I moved over onto the noisemaking part of the road.. she jumped up like a cat that had water thrown on it.. I laughed for an hour.. :D
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A guy I knew back in the Air Force was travelling by car from Washington state to Illinois. He got pulled over for doing 120MPH in a 65, and the cop let him go, as long as he promised to take the next exit and get some sleep.

He had a DEEP imprint of the steering wheel on his forehead. :S
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hmmm....traveling with an S.O. I think I can chime in on this. I spent 60 hours in a rental truck with JmpnKramer moving from California to Florida.

1. Well...duh! Always pack 1 more days worth of clothes than you think you'll need when traveling.

2. Hmmmm...actually, no. He was always willing to pull over when I needed to use the restroom. Although...you could always ask him about the Gatorade bottle and the long bridge in Louisiana.

3. Never fell asleep at the wheel. Was conscious of the fact that I was in the vehicle and didn't want anything to happen to me.

4. Had the CD player and CD's. Never used them. Was well entertained by JmpnKramer. And...well....stops on the side of the road can be interesting. ;)

5. Conversation flowed. Never had an issue with saying something we shouldn't. We're completely open and honest with each other with nothing to hide. Makes it a lot easier.

6. ROFLMAO!!! I couldn't get him to eat sushi if his life depended on it.

7. Never needed.

8. Didn't bring makeup. Didn't shower for the whole 60 hours. Started my monthly curse. Had the change of clothes. Got a very bad cold when driving - and he still said I looked pretty. :$ No water - just gatorade and a ton of junk food - salty and chocolate.

9. I'll always be willing to travel with him.
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Okay, Dammit... here we go again! .. :S I am not going to go with chopchop on this 3000 mile adventure to Florida! ... You seen the first post I made about this! ... What? ... Do I look crazy to you? .. Ahem! ... the trying to keep him awake with noise makers, the limited stops to go pee pee, the limited amount of things I can take, the rattle, rattle in the van from the cargo, the Sushi stops along the way that are not so fresh, The times when I will open my mouth to start discussion that will get me into trouble! ... The needless swerving out of the lane on the freeway when he says he is awake one minute but you notice his eyes rolling behind his head.
I just don't know if I can take it! ... I am afraid! .. very afraid! ... Yes, call plaything a wimp but you just don't realize the hidden anxiety inside unless you venture off on one of these long trips with your man in a sketchy white cargo van. We are also taking this new laptop to get some work done on the road... but you know one of the first things out of chopchop's mouth was how neat it will be to watch movies on the DVD player we have loaded on the thing! .. Sheesh! ... Watching DVD's while driving?! ..We are going to die for sure!!!! ..... And here I was thinking that I would be sketchy with us skydiving together! ... What was I thinking! ... We are going to kill eachother for sure on this road trip!!! ... :o:| ... Note to self---> Lany, PULL, PULL, PULL!!!! ... :(
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That's OK, you can stay with me while Sketchy ChopChop is gone ;)



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Are you getting Jealous chopchop?... You should know that you are the only man for me. ;):):)Unless of course you back-stab me, betray me, or make me want to kick you in the love sack! ... :|:D
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