signs of growing up

[skybeergodd 0]

Man it's pathetic just how true these are and #25 just crushed me because it was just so true
25 signs you've grown up:


1.Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6.You watch the Weather Channel.
7.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8.You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10.You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13.Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16.You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17.Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18.Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19.You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20.A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21.You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22."I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23.90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24.You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25.You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you!!!

[EdC 0]

Getting old sucks. In bed by ten to watch the 10 o'clock news and up at 5:10 a.m. to let the dogs out because they heard the alarm clock first.

Big Ed

[sdgregory 0]

THANKS A LOT!

25 killed me too. You cut real deep, real deep just now.

[freeflir29 0]

Whew....I'm not old yet I guess.


#18. I still love chicken wings. Even at 3 AM.
21. It's 1240 PM and I just finished eating bacon and eggs.
24. Not as much as I used to but it HAS still been known to happen.

[DShiznit 0]

Yeah, they all apply........ but I can accept them gracefully!!

[CrazyIvan 0]

26. You forget stuff and start reposting

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[skyyhi 0]

Okay, now I feel really old. . .

Geez. . .

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Darcy

[sdgregory 0]

The Repost Cop strikes again . . .

[jahk 0]

For me it was suddenly realizing my dishes matched and I had life insurance.

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Imelda Marcos just wanted some cute shoes that didn't make her feet hurt. Why's that so hard to understand?

[Nightingale 0]

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1.Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

Nope. Got two dead houseplants. The cats nibbled on them and frightened them to death.


2.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

Sex? out of the question? WHATEVER!


3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

Contents of my fridge: four bottles of guinness, three bottles of Sam Adams, and a half a bottle of pineapple juice. That's it.

4.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

hmm... no... I get up at 4 am.

5.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

Hasn't happened yet.

6.You watch the Weather Channel.

No, but I do check weather.com to see if I should bother driving to the DZ.

7.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

Bout 50/50 here.

8.You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

sigh... I don't have ANY vacation time.

9.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

hmm... true, I guess.

10.You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

Nope. I just go knock.

11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

They've been telling sex jokes around me since I was about eight.

12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

1 am.

13.Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

no car payments. its paid for.

14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

nope... but I feed the cats sushi. only way they'll let me eat mine in peace. they have to get their share or they're crawling all over me trying to steal.

15.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

I'm just happy to be able to get some sleep. doesn't matter where.

16.You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

nap? what's that?

17.Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

sigh. I don't remember the last time I went to the movies.


18.Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

lol. nope.

19.You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

hmm... last time I was at the drug store, I bought three out of four.

20.A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

lol... that boone's strawberry hill stuff is still not half bad.

21.You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

don't eat breakfast.

22."I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

I never drank that much to begin with, so I'm not sure how to count this... I've never been drunk, ever.

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

hehe... nope.... 90% PWing on DZ.com

24.You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

I never drank much at bars to begin with.

25.You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you!!!

seems like most of em don't apply. lol.

[freeflir29 0]

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For me it was suddenly realizing my dishes matched and I had life insurance.

I did get a little worried a few years ago. My old washer went TU. So....I went down to Sears and picked out a nice one. $435 delivered....I got a little giddy once it was hooked up.