RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 December 15, 2003 Yikes... Leaving early tomorrow for Puerto Vallarta and have been instructed that NO CELL PHONE and NO LAPTOP allowed on this trip... oooohhh no! Mr. Bill! 5 days without dz.com!!!! can I survive? Gotta pump myself with mega doses of cervesa and nonstop activities to keep my mind off what I'm missing...you won't miss me, but I WILL miss YOU! But I suppose the Holiday Boogie and Mardi Gras Boogie are just around the corner and I'll get to meet some of you in person and be back on the road to recovery. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #2 December 15, 2003 Sucks to be you. What are you talking about I'll trade you my Dz.com time for your vacation time anyday. You can always drink lots of wine on your trip! Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 December 15, 2003 We're having a snowstorm here in Colorado today so I suppose I am looking forward to going somewhere warm. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drakeshelby 0 #4 December 15, 2003 I am so jealous!! You are going some place that has sunshine and warm weather!!! The weather sucks here in Memphis. As I sit here day dreaming of your warm weather that you are going to encounter, I get sick of the fact that next week i am going to London where it is going to be freaking colder than hell!!!(only sick at the fact of the cold weather, not the going to London part). Have fun on your trip and don't work to hard!!!! Drakedrakeshelby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #5 December 15, 2003 Hah! Think yourself lucky you're not one of us Brits who have to live with sh!t weather most of the year 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #6 December 15, 2003 souleh...wow that's one pissed cat on your avatar! ROTFLMAO! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #7 December 15, 2003 Quote Leaving early tomorrow for Puerto Vallarta Kalyne, have a good trip and a Merry Christmas and hopefully we'll see you in Eloy? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #8 December 15, 2003 Quote Quote Leaving early tomorrow for Puerto Vallarta Kalyne, have a good trip and a Merry Christmas and hopefully we'll see you in Eloy? Thanks! I'll do a te-kill-ya shot for you!LOL and sure thing about Eloy! It's time for a girls trip with Jen and "the gang"! Whaa Hoo! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seversdoc 0 #9 December 16, 2003 Rocky... I'll try to keep notes to summarize the high points for you. Rough spot you're in having to travel to warmth and all. Boil it up for me (if you know my drift ...) and one shot to boot! We'll hold down the home front. Fly safe! Life- it's just shit that happens to you between jumps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #10 December 16, 2003 OK, just so you won't miss too much. . . There are going to be about 5 Bush bashing threads started and they will go on long after you come back. They will have a lot of arguing in it for no good reason at all, along with good points made by few and heated raised blood pressure by those that actually read them. Some people that someone here knows will be in dire need of Vibes. That person or persons will indeed recieve these vibes over and over and over again. Some badgers will surface, as will talk about mushrooms and snakes. A thread about gay lifestyle will rear its head in your absense, and will be easily found right next to the gun thread. There will be alot of talk about people going to Arizona. There will be a relationship thread started about skydivers and thier significant whuffo. A tatoo thread or 3 will start and end with pictures and ideas of new tatoos. Hottie skychicks will be discussed to no end. Ivan will chastise at least 250 people for reposting what has already been reposted (and this is likeley to be one of those.) There will be alot of jokes posted, most you have heard before, but don't mind hearing again, cuz face it, they are pretty funny. Talk of monkeys and drinking and nignoggery will be plentiful while you are gone. Sex will be discussed and illuded to and implied in almost every post. So print this out read it every day and you will miss nothing. Oh yeah - 23 people will acquire new rigs, 47 will get new jumpsuits, and 113 will get new gear of some kind and you will be able to view those when you come back. Have a nice trip. You suck! I wish I was going. Can I fit in your suitcase?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #11 December 16, 2003 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taz 0 #12 December 16, 2003 You totally rock. That does sum it up nicely... Rocky! Looking forward to meeting you in Eloy, with your nice TAN!!! (I'm jealous...it's so cold here...) It's the Year of the Dragon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #13 December 16, 2003 Thanks for the thorough summary of what I'll be missing..and now I'm not too worried and will enjoy the fun in the sun! I really need the down time.... See you in Eloy! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 December 16, 2003 Just give a righteues blow job for each hour that you are gone! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #15 December 16, 2003 have fun in the sun!!! and waterif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #16 December 16, 2003 And don't forget that in each one of the Eloy threads, the poster will NOT be sucking in Eloy.-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #17 December 16, 2003 Go take care of that sheep, you know you want her! LOL _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 December 16, 2003 Quote Go take care of that sheep, you know you want her! LOL You're wearing a wool suit right now aren't you!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #19 December 16, 2003 Quote OK, just so you won't miss too much. . . There are going to be about 5 Bush bashing threads started and they will go on long after you come back. They will have a lot of arguing in it for no good reason at all, along with good points made by few and heated raised blood pressure by those that actually read them. Some people that someone here knows will be in dire need of Vibes. That person or persons will indeed recieve these vibes over and over and over again. Some badgers will surface, as will talk about mushrooms and snakes. A thread about gay lifestyle will rear its head in your absense, and will be easily found right next to the gun thread. There will be alot of talk about people going to Arizona. There will be a relationship thread started about skydivers and thier significant whuffo. A tatoo thread or 3 will start and end with pictures and ideas of new tatoos. Hottie skychicks will be discussed to no end. Ivan will chastise at least 250 people for reposting what has already been reposted (and this is likeley to be one of those.) There will be alot of jokes posted, most you have heard before, but don't mind hearing again, cuz face it, they are pretty funny. Talk of monkeys and drinking and nignoggery will be plentiful while you are gone. Sex will be discussed and illuded to and implied in almost every post. So print this out read it every day and you will miss nothing. Oh yeah - 23 people will acquire new rigs, 47 will get new jumpsuits, and 113 will get new gear of some kind and you will be able to view those when you come back. Have a nice trip. You suck! I wish I was going. Can I fit in your suitcase? Ho win the world did you forget that chochop would talk about his sex life with plaything? Man, I stay away for a couple of days and we're forgotten already.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #20 December 16, 2003 Quote Quote Go take care of that sheep, you know you want her! LOL You're wearing a wool suit right now aren't you!!!! No, but my brother is!...ba dumpt dumpt-tshtch! LOL _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 December 16, 2003 Quote No, but my brother is!...ba dumpt dumpt-tshtch! LOL Is he bent over and quiet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 December 16, 2003 Quote Quote No, but my brother is!...ba dumpt dumpt-tshtch! LOL Is he bent over and quiet? ewwwww.....sick You should consider moving to Wyoming! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #23 December 16, 2003 ROFLif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 December 16, 2003 Quote ewwwww.....sick HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the man........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #25 December 16, 2003 Quote Quote ewwwww.....sick HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the man........ Really...you should consider moving to Wyoming b/c their population of sheep is larger per capita over any other state and you'd be in heaven and stay really busy! LOL! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
