Casie 0 #1 December 18, 2003 I thought it was hilarious.....hope it hasn't been posted before CLICKY or http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 December 18, 2003 No Christmas this year T'was the month before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year. Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night... The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better, Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny. Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days - they all are the pits. They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds, Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads, I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them... They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM. Flying through the air..dodging the trees, Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees. I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment. I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year..now you know the reason... I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season! SANTA~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 December 18, 2003 Just in case you don't read the Women's Forum....here's another: According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl. We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #4 December 18, 2003 Quotemale reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. That's because the males are smarter and know hunting season is coming up. The hunters go for the biggest "rack" which obviously is on the females. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 December 18, 2003 QuoteWe should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost well thats a lie! they got lost on the way to my house!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #6 December 18, 2003 QuoteWe should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost Yeah What The Hell Ever!!! Most women cannot even read a map. Maybe his Deer are on roids! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 December 18, 2003 Sorry hon, it's a repost and even this link it's a REPOST!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #8 December 19, 2003 Real christmas wish... Here's another Christmas funny... Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
