fudd 0 #1 December 16, 2003 No alarmclock seems to ever wake me up in the morning. I turn it on snooze without ever beeing conscious. What I need is an alarm clock with the Pro-dytter alarms! There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #2 December 16, 2003 do what i do... set 3 alarms one that i use the snooze function on which is next my bed. another one which is set at the time i need to get out of bed (which is my mobile phone)... then if all that fails one thats on the other side of the room that i have to get out of bed for... jobs a goodun Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C2Norway 0 #3 December 16, 2003 Eller gå å legge deg tidlig på kvelden! (Translation: Go to bed early) "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -Mitch Ratliffe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vt1977 0 #4 December 16, 2003 I set 3 alarms too, approx 5 minutes apart with the last one being at the other end of the room so I have to get my butt out of bed to switch it off. I hate mornings! Vicki Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jverley 1 #5 December 16, 2003 I put my first one across the room. It makes me get out of bed. Then I stumble directly into breakfast, the shower or anything to get moving.John Arizona Hiking Trails Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 0 #6 December 16, 2003 Would be good if somebody could make an alarm clock as loud as a protrack, if it made the same sound i'm sure i'd wake up in some strange positions!!!! Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #7 December 16, 2003 http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Programmable_20Alarm_20Clock here ya go! the alert is recordable, and you can set multiple alerts... so just record the alert from your audible! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBester 0 #8 December 16, 2003 I use the alarm function of my old Nokia cell phone. Works great!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dterrick 0 #9 December 16, 2003 I have one... Well, sort of. Double beep for 5 seconds, quadruple (doubletime) beep for about 5 seconds, then a virtual flatline! Wakes me up, the problem is I tend to smack my arm into the headboard when I go to pull! http://www.aboutstyle.com.au/sub/lexon/lr57tykho.htm Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites coconutmonkey 0 #10 December 16, 2003 Yeah, hate mornings myself. Have one radio clock, two battery powered and the cell set every morning. If it's been especially rough, call my duty desk for an additional call just in case. 'Sergeant, I think this road march should be potsponed until the platoon is better rested...', PVT John Winger.Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #11 December 16, 2003 Set it across the room so you have to get up and walk somewhere to turn it off. That will usually wake you up enough. If not, get more than one alarm clock, I dated a guy that did that. It worked for him.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bshl 0 #12 December 16, 2003 I don't understand why so many of you use three alarms - I only have one. Of course, it sits on top of the microwave in the kitchen. Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Faber 0 #13 December 16, 2003 move your alarm clock were you´ll need to get up to shut it off.. it will work Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinghonu 0 #14 December 16, 2003 You need my 4th grade science experiment: an alarm clock that shocked you when you hit the snooze "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #15 December 16, 2003 Just wake up like I do.. I have a gf who loves to give head. She has to get up about an hour before I do. So she gets herself up makes my coffee.. Then comes back to bed and wakes me with a bj.. oh awwww!! Man what a way to wake..... *beep beep beep beep* ... Then I woke up She does make my coffee in the morning "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #16 December 16, 2003 you want something good and loud to wake you up? go to the closest full-service truck stop and look for the travel alarms that have been retrofitted with a back-up beeper. you know, theose alarms that go off when a truck is put in reverse? a buddy of mine bought one (he was a trucker) and he swore it would wake up guys 2 trucks over in the parking lot! it used to scare him so bad that he would hide it in a drawer full of clothes. it muffled the sound enough that he didn't crap his pants when it went off, and by the time he dug it out to shut it off, he was wide awake. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bsoder 0 #17 December 16, 2003 Have kids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeJD 0 #18 December 16, 2003 Fudd, Bit of a different angle, but I recently got a Bodyclock from Lumie (www.lumie.com). It has a lamp that gradually brightens, reaching full luminescence at the time you're due to wake up. It also has a backup beeper just in case you don't. I was sceptical at first, but it really works! After a few days I didn't need the beeper any more, and it's a much nicer way of being woken than having a shrill alarm going off in the pitch dark. Might be just the thing if your brain is protesting about the dark winter mornings. And if you don't mind your bed-sharer thinking you've gone all new age... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #19 December 16, 2003 ...or if you want something else new-agey, tey the zen alarm clock. i have one similar, it starts with a quiet beep and gets progressiviely louder."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #20 December 16, 2003 Ohh...you're like my husband...I just hate that! He won't even wake up to hit the snooze, so I have to kick him or walk around to his side o' the bed to hit the button... grrr.... I've woken up in a sweat when the alarm was going off, left hand in front of my face to check alti, right hand goes back to pull.. had to laugh at myself when I did that!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #21 December 16, 2003 dod what I do! dont use an alarm! LOL swing shift rocks!!! 3pm til midnight!! never a need for an alram clock. I usually wake up by 8 am with a smile in my face b/c I dont have to rush to work! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kai2k1 0 #22 December 16, 2003 I have an alarm on my bedroom TV, it wakes me up perfectly every morning. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tinfoil 0 #23 December 16, 2003 Wow, I think I have everyone beat. In the morning I have 7 things beeping, chiming, glowing brighter, or singing at me placed around the room, and I still sleep in most of the time. The best alarm clock I have so far is to not even wake up when they start going off, then after a half our or so someone gets pissed off enough to start yelling at me and pulls me out of bed. Works like a charm :) “- - Sumo is the greatest of sports. It has power, grace, speed and cluture. And most importantly, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. ” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pds 0 #24 December 16, 2003 i was talking to a friend about a travel alarm that only lets you hit snooze 3 times and each subsequent snooze is shorter. finally beeps until you wake up enough to shut the damn thing down. cant remember the name. sorry.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 December 16, 2003 I use 3. My regular radio alarm next to the bed. My Nokia Cell phone alarm.....but the one that really wakes me up is my TV. Set the volume on sorta loud and I have no problems! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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dterrick 0 #9 December 16, 2003 I have one... Well, sort of. Double beep for 5 seconds, quadruple (doubletime) beep for about 5 seconds, then a virtual flatline! Wakes me up, the problem is I tend to smack my arm into the headboard when I go to pull! http://www.aboutstyle.com.au/sub/lexon/lr57tykho.htm Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #10 December 16, 2003 Yeah, hate mornings myself. Have one radio clock, two battery powered and the cell set every morning. If it's been especially rough, call my duty desk for an additional call just in case. 'Sergeant, I think this road march should be potsponed until the platoon is better rested...', PVT John Winger.Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #11 December 16, 2003 Set it across the room so you have to get up and walk somewhere to turn it off. That will usually wake you up enough. If not, get more than one alarm clock, I dated a guy that did that. It worked for him.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bshl 0 #12 December 16, 2003 I don't understand why so many of you use three alarms - I only have one. Of course, it sits on top of the microwave in the kitchen. Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #13 December 16, 2003 move your alarm clock were you´ll need to get up to shut it off.. it will work Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #14 December 16, 2003 You need my 4th grade science experiment: an alarm clock that shocked you when you hit the snooze "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #15 December 16, 2003 Just wake up like I do.. I have a gf who loves to give head. She has to get up about an hour before I do. So she gets herself up makes my coffee.. Then comes back to bed and wakes me with a bj.. oh awwww!! Man what a way to wake..... *beep beep beep beep* ... Then I woke up She does make my coffee in the morning "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #16 December 16, 2003 you want something good and loud to wake you up? go to the closest full-service truck stop and look for the travel alarms that have been retrofitted with a back-up beeper. you know, theose alarms that go off when a truck is put in reverse? a buddy of mine bought one (he was a trucker) and he swore it would wake up guys 2 trucks over in the parking lot! it used to scare him so bad that he would hide it in a drawer full of clothes. it muffled the sound enough that he didn't crap his pants when it went off, and by the time he dug it out to shut it off, he was wide awake. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #18 December 16, 2003 Fudd, Bit of a different angle, but I recently got a Bodyclock from Lumie (www.lumie.com). It has a lamp that gradually brightens, reaching full luminescence at the time you're due to wake up. It also has a backup beeper just in case you don't. I was sceptical at first, but it really works! After a few days I didn't need the beeper any more, and it's a much nicer way of being woken than having a shrill alarm going off in the pitch dark. Might be just the thing if your brain is protesting about the dark winter mornings. And if you don't mind your bed-sharer thinking you've gone all new age... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #19 December 16, 2003 ...or if you want something else new-agey, tey the zen alarm clock. i have one similar, it starts with a quiet beep and gets progressiviely louder."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 December 16, 2003 Ohh...you're like my husband...I just hate that! He won't even wake up to hit the snooze, so I have to kick him or walk around to his side o' the bed to hit the button... grrr.... I've woken up in a sweat when the alarm was going off, left hand in front of my face to check alti, right hand goes back to pull.. had to laugh at myself when I did that!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #21 December 16, 2003 dod what I do! dont use an alarm! LOL swing shift rocks!!! 3pm til midnight!! never a need for an alram clock. I usually wake up by 8 am with a smile in my face b/c I dont have to rush to work! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #22 December 16, 2003 I have an alarm on my bedroom TV, it wakes me up perfectly every morning. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tinfoil 0 #23 December 16, 2003 Wow, I think I have everyone beat. In the morning I have 7 things beeping, chiming, glowing brighter, or singing at me placed around the room, and I still sleep in most of the time. The best alarm clock I have so far is to not even wake up when they start going off, then after a half our or so someone gets pissed off enough to start yelling at me and pulls me out of bed. Works like a charm :) “- - Sumo is the greatest of sports. It has power, grace, speed and cluture. And most importantly, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. ” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #24 December 16, 2003 i was talking to a friend about a travel alarm that only lets you hit snooze 3 times and each subsequent snooze is shorter. finally beeps until you wake up enough to shut the damn thing down. cant remember the name. sorry.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 December 16, 2003 I use 3. My regular radio alarm next to the bed. My Nokia Cell phone alarm.....but the one that really wakes me up is my TV. Set the volume on sorta loud and I have no problems! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
